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Names Nephew Boy Happy Anniversary Man

You are another child to me.
I'll tell you seriously, not joking:
I want to know everything in life in full -
Drink sinful wine to the dregs.
Who in his youth did not sin at all,
Plemyash, remember, he did not live at all!

Happy birthday nephew
May your life be so sweet
Like honey and sugar gingerbread
And, like fluff, or cotton wool, it is light.

I wish you endless success
And prosperity, well, how without it,
And let it be honorable in the district
To be a friend, even your dog.

Perhaps I have not the most honest rules, uncle, but still, allow me, nephew, to wish you with dignity to carry the banner of our family, to increase its traditions and heirs. Happy birthday!

My golden nephew, your holiday has come!
I want you to grow up kind, to eat and drink sweetly,
I would find my own business, discarding the fuss,
He was cheerful and brave and made a dream come true!

Dear my nephew,
Happy birthday wonderful!
Carry the round bread,
Treat yourself to delicious wine!

What about gifts? Do not kidding ME!
Is it very important?
Come visit more often
And remind me one day!

My nephew, you have grown so much! Bristles on your face and a fixed look ... I wish you not to hang your nose on your birthday, get carried away and dream, love, give goodness. Be an optimist, let every day bring positive, and let the best and happiest fairy tale story happen in your life!

How old are you, nephew - all yours!
At least don't forget to make a toast:
What is lived - do not consider it in vain -
Go wild and rock it!

You are almost like a son to me
I don't care about your life.
I wish you the top
In profession and in personal life.

But only those to conquer,
To be the first in love, in work.
To do wonderful things,
So that the eagle is always on the rise!

How fast you are growing, nephew: not to reach out to your ears and cheeks, not to pull on them, not to pinch! Be healthy, beloved giant, on your next birthday I will come with a stepladder.

My nephew is funny
You can be lazy today!
Skip school today
On your birthday, we walk!

I want to wish you
So that you can ride me
On your personal plane
And that you live well.

I also wish you
So that there is a king in your destiny,
So that you manage it yourself
And I found my happiness.

My nephew is the best and most beloved, I wish you life, as if in your favorite movie with your favorite car and even more beloved and amazing girl next to you! And let the rest of the world be at your feet! Happy birthday!

Let it always haunt
Love on the path of life
And, among the priestesses of this love,
Goddess you can find.

I remember my birthday
And without hesitation and doubt,
I give you advice is not difficult,
But very smart and reliable:

My wonderful nephew
So that you are not called Kettle -
Try to poke your nose
And to act skillfully in everything!

You weren't born in vain! You have your own mission in the world! My niece, on your birthday I wish you to pick the stars from the sky, breathe every moment, admire, let feelings inspire you to work, and energy and positive will become your best friends!

Alina Ogonyok

Your nephew will see you with “different eyes” if on his birthday you surprise him with unusual, funny, even cool congratulations. It does not have to be humorous verses from satirical poems or jokes from celebrities. Probably a fun joke, the birthday boy will find a cake with an unexpected taste, a fruit salad with garlic mayonnaise. You can congratulate a person on a holiday as usual: give him purchased gifts to the sound of fanfare, read wishes-blanks. However, is it for such cool congratulations happy birthday to the nephew counts "newborn"?

I consider this holiday to be mine.
Nephew, I adore you.
You born. I washed you for a long time.
I really looked forward to meeting the long-awaited with you.

The years have passed quickly, you are already big.
You are very active and very businesslike.
You grew up handsome and then neither give nor take.
On this glorious day I wish to take a walk.

Be always sporty, pump the press more often.
Your image, nephew, you create yourself.
Always be open, don't forget about your uncle,
May the path in life always be happy.

Joys to you, millions of money,
Whole wagons of gold for you,
And friends who won't betray
And if you get offended, just let me know!

You are always my relatives, year after year, day after day.
I send you a big hello
Nephew, there is no cooler than you.
Be strong like Robocop.

Look more often in the horoscope,
After all, the stars only promise love,
Let your eyes burn like fires.
Be fast like Spiderman

And become, rather, smarter than everyone around.
Forget sorrows and part with worries,
Be cheerful and smile more often.
Only for you all these congratulations

You are the smartest, there is no doubt about it.
Let Tina Kandelaki dream of meeting you
And let the whole country recognize you sooner.
Get rid of modesty
All over the country, nephew, be glorified!

How I lived without you, I don't know.
I adore you, nephew, with all my heart.
With you I will always find something to talk about,
I love football with you, I will discuss.

I love to play chess with you
Outside the city on the highway to drive,
And when fishing, you will always cover me,
After all, you are calling your aunt on my behalf.

I thank you for everything
I appreciate your support.
I appreciate your attention and respect,
And from the bottom of my heart I wish you a happy birthday!

Nephew, happy birthday!
Good luck and luck!
Celebrate your day today
And have a lot of fun.

Forget everything today
And enjoy this day
How to mark it.
Well, in general, the best!

My dear nephew
It's gotten really big!
Happy birthday to you soon
I want to congratulate I love!

Be healthy and loved
In business, of course, be patient.
May everything turn out well
In your life for sure.

Let friends be lucky
Only luck awaits in everything.
You always go to your dream
Find happiness in life!

Nephew, beloved, on your birthday
I wish you reliable and true friends,
May you be happy, healthy and successful
And you made us happy with your smile.

I wish that everything in life succeeds,
Career skyrocketing to go,
Fortune keeps you as a favorite,
Your fate was good, happy.

I cook specially
For the nephew of the word.
Maybe my speech is banal.
Maybe not exactly new
But I wish again
Happiness, joy, kindness.
I dream of a birthday
I shout loudly "Hurrah!".
And when you blow out the candles
Let miracles happen
Wishes from speech
May heaven fulfill.

My dear nephew, golden boy,
May God be with you always and everywhere,
And leads through life, grace gives,
And hope with faith in your heart sends!

Let the study go simply and easily,
And dreams go very far
The world will be good, kind for you,
So that there is not a day without fun!

To be loved, you loved people,
Righteously and honestly lived on earth,
He became a man, a real husband,
Kindness, cordiality you have not lost!

Dear nephew,
Our native boy.
You're getting bigger, older
And don't sleep with the bear!

Blossom, try
Get stronger
Brighter, more interesting
The main thing is smarter!

We all love you
And we are proud of you
Happy birthday honey
Let's have fun!

Happy birthday nephew
I congratulate you
I wish you good luck
I love you in my life.

May they always be open
The doors are all in front of you
Not afraid to argue
You are with a capricious fate.

I want a career
To be successful
And to fortune in life
Led you by the hand.

My nephew, congratulations
And with all my heart I wish:
fulfillment of a dream,
Kindness and beauty!

Be brave
Brave, strong.
Be skillful
Smart, stylish!

Life will play from now on
The colors become brighter.
Be successful and happy
Make a breakthrough in everything!

You are very dear to me
I've been with you since the cradle.
You grew up before my eyes.
Looking for warmth in words.

Today is your birthday.
All your friends will come to congratulate you.
And I wish on your holiday -
Live in harmony with yourself.

Let the angel flap its wings
A magical stream will spill.
Will cover from trouble, misfortune,
From poverty and evil bad weather.

I want the sun to shine
Illuminate you with a smile.
Let dreams come true.
Give all the girls flowers.

I remember how winter fishing
We loved to run away with you.
I remember how we went to the rocking chair,
I remember your first love.

You have grown imperceptibly, my friend,
Well, I'm a little old,
I see, you are not looking for freebies,
And he was very skilled in business.

Dear nephew, happy birthday!
Spring days! Good luck and love!
You are successful, to hell with all doubts!
Rejoice, create, burn, live!

***
Plemyash, dear, happy birthday!
I wish you more luck!
I wish for the goal
Go aiming down the road.

After all, life, though a glorious thing,
Sometimes it's a viper
And I need an antidote
Find, without losing optimism.

Be happy, loved and successful
Be gentle with children and women
Let adversity rush past!
Love! Inspiration and passion!

***
I really, really want
Happy birthday
beloved nephew,
Cheerful and cute!

And let me not be a prophetess
But I know without a doubt
That your talent will not be wasted
And your success will come to you.

Love! Good luck in creativity,
Patience, luck
I wish you my boy
And remember, I am always with you!

***
My dear nephew
beloved boy,
Good luck chosen one
My light is inextinguishable.

Congratulate you
Happy birthday I want
To meet you
How I fly on wings.

I want to wish you
Sea of ​​smiles
Good luck in everything
And fewer mistakes.

***
Tribe! Happy birthday!
Good luck and luck!
Grow big, do not be a slag!
Learn, work and don't be lazy!

Our planet is spinning
And we want courage!
Big victories and small troubles
Dream, take risks and don't be sad!

Here the sun wakes up
The stars are smiling
Wonderful life! Treasure her!
Live, grow up, love people!

***
Happy birthday my beloved
My niece is golden
I'm always with you invisibly
Even if not with you.

Grow up, buddy
Don't be sad, don't be discouraged.
My artist, my seeker
Choose your path in life.

I wish you dear
Many happy moments
For life to give you
Sweet gingerbread, not a stick.

***
Himself best boy in the world
I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday,
Dear nephew, my meticulous empiricist,
I value you very much.

I wish you happiness and good luck.
Joyful days and great discoveries,
I know you can solve any problem
I believe that you will accomplish a lot.

The world was created for boundless love,
Let her light be reflected in fate.
Let the stars light up for you
Let the sun smile at you.

***
Tribe, dear, we love you very much
And we hasten to congratulate you on your birthday.
Be honest with yourself and consider people
Work with fire, rest from the heart.

And if some misfortune strikes.
Do not sour, do not be angry, do not grieve, do not get sick!
Let the bird of luck smile at you
And be lucky for good friends

We wish you to meet once in your life
The girl who will become destiny
Family, dear, is vital!
We believe in you and we are proud of you!

From early childhood, we have a tender affection for brothers and sisters. When they have children, we love little nephews and nieces as much as we love our own children. Newly made aunts and uncles are happy to take care of the kids and give them gifts on holidays.

On holidays, older children bring not only toys, but also say kind words of congratulations on their birthday to their nephew or niece. You should not pronounce too pretentious text, a few simple, kind parting words are enough. Wish the child to grow up big and smart, study well and obey his parents.

Of course, these words are not original, they are said to children at almost every holiday. However, for a baby, the originality of congratulations is not at all the main thing, the main thing is to feel that they are pronounced with love, kindness and care. It is good if warm family feelings remain even when the nephew or niece grows up.

If you are still going on holidays with a large friendly family, you cannot do without a worthy wish for your nephew's birthday. Prepare the text in advance - compose it yourself or look for a suitable one on our website! If you want the words to sound more original, put them in a poetic form.

A cheerful, short, or vice versa long, sincere poem as a birthday greeting to a nephew will surely cheer up the birthday man and all the guests. What to write about? For example, that you are bound by strong family ties and, despite all the difficulties and difficulties of modern life, you managed to maintain good relations. Write about how proud you are of your nephews and how much you love them.

Write a few sincere wishes- after all, you probably know his innermost desires and dreams. Write and say with love a few parting words.

My nephew, I wish you happiness
On your birthday from the heart now!
And let troubles and bad weather pass you by.
Although sometimes there are difficulties

I want you to live without noticing
Bad, sorrows in your destiny,
Only joy on its way meeting
Go meet your star!


Be a real man
And keep this word
Don't cry, don't worry for no reason
And do not tolerate lies in life.

Nephew, congratulations
Happy birthday to you all of us.
We don't just want happiness
And so much to lend!


No need to be Hercules, Apollo,
You just be a good man
Even if not handsome - a champion,
But know that you must build a house,

And raise a son. We wish you this
Dear nephew on your birthday.
Don't listen to anyone else's advice
We love you, we are always with you!


I wish you my nephew

Try to keep your word

Ability to achieve new goals
And please your loved ones more often!

Good luck and personal happiness!


In this happiness, a wonderful day
I will tell my nephew from the bottom of my heart
You are the most beautiful, beloved and honest,
Can't express how much I love you.

Let your kindness pour with rays,
Your golden character is mother's pride.
I'm happy to see you laugh
And I appreciate your cheerful agility.

So be like that, walking through life,
I wish you fulfillment of desires!


I wish you my nephew
Become a strong and strong man!
Try to keep your word
Strive for high peaks!

Ability to achieve new goals
And please your loved ones more often!
May there be love and health
Good luck and personal happiness!


To the nephew today to drink and sing,
You do not know any anger or aggression,
Do not sour, come on, everything is vanity, vanity,
Hold on to this version of your life!

Health cart and a lot of money
So that you don't think about them
And I felt the beauty of freedom,
Pleasant, clean, like a spring!


Far away the songs are heard
You set a glorious holiday
Congratulations, nephew, sincerely,
Crystal rings in health!

Good health, peace,
Glory only labor,
Don't make yourself an idol
Happy birthday dear!


To you, my dear nephew,
I dedicate this verse.
Read and memorize
My words - from now to now!

Be wise and honest, be brave
Never be afraid to love!
I wish you - this is important -
Be a real man!


Dear nephew, be always healthy,
Come of age, get stronger by the forest fires!
Comprehend the sciences, the secrets of the craft,
Let the necessary things not be a burden!

Do not be bored in vain and strive forward
Sunrise is waiting for you!
Be good guy, in general - well done!
Become a man in life!
Warrior! Creator!

Aunts and uncles wish nephews
Goodness and health, as their own children.
We congratulate you on your birthday
You are our dear little man in the world.

We wish you to be the happiest
Lucky and successful.
Athletic, healthy, serious, loved.
No - the most favorite, of course!

My dear nephew, beloved
I wish you always
Sorrows all went only by
And the trouble went away.

Let every day nephew
Luck smiles!
And everything he does
It works instantly!

May every desire
In time it will come true
A new day with success
And filled with joy!

Nephew, I wish you good luck on your birthday,
So that you choose the right direction in life,
Read smart books, don't be like a dunce,
Put on a decent suit, cut off your mohawk!

And immediately the girls will fall in stacks
And all the problems at once, as the leaves fall,
You will become a miracle - a boy, which the world has not seen
And you will say “thank you” to your aunt for the advice!

On your birthday, nephew, accept congratulations. I wish, like your uncle, Happiness in life over the edge. To be healthy and cheerful, Follow the dream more boldly. He was honest with himself And free as an eagle!

I wish you my nephew
To make life as sweet as gingerbread.
Not bitter, not sprinkled with salt,
Didn't punish you with dislike.

My nephew, I wish you happiness
On your birthday from the heart now!
And let troubles and bad weather pass you by.
Although sometimes there are difficulties

I want you to live without noticing
Bad, sorrows in your destiny,
Only joy on its way meeting
Go meet your star!

No need to be Hercules, Apollo,
You just be a good man
Even if not handsome - a champion,
But know that you must build a house,

And raise a son. We wish you this
Dear nephew on your birthday.
Don't listen to anyone else's advice
We love you, we are always with you!

Plemyash, dear, happy birthday!
I wish you more luck!
I wish for the goal
Go aiming down the road.

After all, life, though a glorious thing,
Sometimes it's a viper
And I need an antidote
Find, without losing optimism.

Be happy, loved and successful
Be gentle with children and women
Let adversity rush past!
Love! Inspiration and passion!

Happy birthday nephew
May your life be so sweet
Like honey and sugar gingerbread
And, like fluff, or cotton wool, it is light.

I wish you endless success
And prosperity, well, how without it,
And let it be honorable in the district
To be a friend, even your dog.

Dear my nephew,
Happy birthday wonderful!
Carry the round bread,
Treat yourself to delicious wine!

What about gifts? Do not kidding ME!
Is it very important?
Come visit more often
And remind me one day!

Birthday is awesome
May your nephew be lucky!
Celebrate this day well
Let the miracle happen
Let life be interesting
And filled with dreams!
Let them come everywhere
Faith, joy and love!

Nephew, dear, listen,
I will put my soul into congratulations
And on your birthday -
Chic holidays in fate!
Let the purse be thicker
There will be more banknotes with zeros
So that you do not know where to spend,
And to always get along with Fortune!

Nephew you are my mischievous
You are a crazy boy
With you it's always easy for me
I don't like when you are away

I congratulate you dear
And I only wish you well
I wish you the brightest days
And not to meet shadows anywhere

So that the sun illuminates your path
And to help you
So that what was planned, everything came true
And everything in life has grown together!!!

Nephew - you are like my own,
Let not boredom take
Neither sadness will make its way into the blood,
Life is a joyful thing!
Do not get sick, live, my friend,
As much fun as possible
Calm, joyful soul
Move forward boldly!
Happy birthday!



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