The man puts himself in. Strange objects found in the ass What guys put in themselves
Perhaps these are the fears that haunt you in life. You hide, run away from them, and they run after you. It can also be gloomy emotions and thoughts, for example, the desire of evil to someone or others. Another thing is if these negative emotions are directed at you from the outside. Maybe it's the danger that lies in wait for you somewhere? Check your emotions and feelings, as well as your surroundings. Perhaps someone wishes you harm. Good luck!
Dream Interpretation - Persecution
Think about what pisses you off (out of the house) periodically. What are thoughts and feelings? At what point do they work? This is called persecution by a malefic thought form. Through its action, your energy drains - after certain, repetitive thoughts, negative emotions arise: despondency, resentment, etc. You can unravel the pursuers through careful observation of yourself.
Interpretation of dreams from the Dream Interpretation of the House of the SunDream Interpretation - Swamp
Everything that constantly calms her without (s), everything that you want to give in the face for, all this is in her herself ... Or some kind of envy, or indignation like: "he is so bad, but something I achieved it there, but I’m so good, but I can’t afford something there ... "In general, she needs to eradicate dark moments in herself, and he simply won’t find her in Navi. Another Level, another Luminosity. And only the Alive can step a step higher.
Interpretation of dreams from the Dream Interpretation of the House of the SunYour dream indicates that fate is chasing you. And it’s not at all a fact that something bad should happen to you. The persistence of a man only says that you will not be able to avoid this. Remember all the numbers well and look for them in real life are hints. Elevator - to travel.
Interpretation of dreams from the Dream Interpretation of the House of the SunDream Interpretation - Night Pursuit
Your long dream says that you are a fascinating girl, you love adventures, traveling, revealing secrets, and you don’t have enough of this, so you are waiting for what you dream about every night. It doesn’t really help you, dreams take energy from you. A man is your dreams, you can get away from him, showing that in real life it is more interesting for you to live than in a dream. Set yourself the task so that dreams do not bother you, that they dream as little and as short as possible, that you are above the problems that arise in your dream, that you yourself can solve everything without turning to anyone.
Interpretation of dreams from the Dream Interpretation of the House of the SunThe carpenter cut off his household while assembling the cabinet
A 54-year-old carpenter from Wantage, England, completely cut off his penis while assembling a large wooden cabinet. How this could happen is unclear. Usually carpenters work in overalls, not naked.
Dog ate his owner's manhood
67-year-old Romanian Constantin Mocanu could not sleep at night because of the chicken, which for some reason did not stop clucking. The man went out into the yard in his shorts, jumped over the chicken coop fence, squatted down and allegedly cut the throat of a violent bird. A second later, it turned out that Konstantin actually cut off his penis. Immediately a dog ran up to the owner, which ate the dignity of the Romanian.
Jealous wife cut off her sleeping husband's balls
A Chinese man named Huang started a relationship with an 18-year-old girl, as his missus Li found out. The wife asked for a divorce, but Huang refused to even talk about it. Two years passed, and the Chinese suddenly had diarrhea. Huang asked his wife to help him with his illness, to which she happily agreed. The woman slipped her husband sleeping pills and cut off his balls with a fruit knife while he was sleeping. When the police arrested Li, Huang asked her to be more lenient with her, because he realized the depth of his guilt towards his wife.
A man lost his household in an incident with a grinder
Eduardo Tucet Echevarria worked for a Florida soap company. One day, the boss asked Eduardo to get a piece of soap stuck in the grinder. Despite the fact that the peasant did not understand anything about the device, he really wanted to distinguish himself in front of the boss, but instead he lost his household. Now Eduardo is suing his boss. One of the aspects of moral damage is "the loss of the ability to enjoy life." Very precise wording.
The secretary bit off the chief's cock during oral sex
A businessman from Singapore persuaded his secretary to write a personal oral report for him in his company car during a business trip. But in the process of oral sex, a minibus crashed into the rear bumper of the car, and the girl's jaws closed, leaving the boss without a penis.
The worker tore his scrotum while having sex with the machine
It's just some kind of coma. The workshop worker decided to relax a little and put his farm into some kind of machine. Something went wrong, and the metal aggregate tore his scrotum apart. The peasant did not despair, he took a stapler and stapled his damaged dignity together. After a work shift, he went to the hospital, where the doctors mended everything that was possible.
Woman throws her husband's penis into the trash can
After 48-year-old Katherine Q Becker found out about her husband's infidelity, she put some kind of filth in his food, and after the man passed out, she tied him to the bed, waited until he woke up, and then cut off his penis with a kitchen knife and threw it in the garbage. Hard.
Patient dies after rat bites off penis
Arun Sandukh, 53, who suffered from pneumonia, died at a government hospital in New Delhi from blood loss. The reason - the rat bit off the unfortunate penis. Not a single nurse was around at that time, so no one could help Arun.
The fish grabbed the dick of a pissing boy
A 14-year-old Indian boy was cleaning a fish tank when he suddenly felt the urge to pee. The boy decided not to go far and began to urinate directly into the container. One of the fish did not like it, and she grabbed his penis. At least that's the boy's version.
Doctors found a nail in a man's penis
An Indian illegal immigrant was attacked by gang members who inflicted a number of injuries on him, but did not dare to go to the hospital for help, as he was afraid of deportation. After three days of unbearable pain, he nevertheless came to see a doctor, who, as a result of a full X-ray examination, found a nail in the urethra.
Dog bit off owner's penis
One man decided to make his wife a surprise, stuck his device between two pieces of bread and carried his beloved an original sandwich. All his dog saw was food, so he jumped in and grabbed a bigger bite. Plastic surgeons managed to attach the economy in place.
A man put a flower in his urethra for his beloved
One romantic decided to surprise his girlfriend by sticking a geranium flower into his urethra. He obviously wasn't a florist, because he didn't know that the geranium stem had fibers that damaged his penis from the inside. Doctors had to perform an operation to extract the flower.
Injecting cocaine into your penis
A 34-year-old New Yorker decided to strengthen his erection and made an injection into his penis, which resulted in blood clots. After 12 hours spent in the hospital, the unhealthy erection disappeared, but as a result of the development of gangrene, nine fingers, both legs and penis had to be amputated.
Judging by the assurances of American doctors working on the "Ambulance", the extraction of foreign objects from the anuses is not such a rare event. Moreover, in addition to the "usual" bottles and dildos, quite wild things often get there. How and why they get there, that's what's most interesting! Today about the ten most-most.
1 key
If the right key is lost at home, and you can’t find it in any way, think maybe it’s in your ass
- Honey, do you know where I put my key?
- Where, where, well, I didn’t put it in the ass!
2. Vibrator and salad tongs
You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to unravel this complicated case. Yes, there was a misfortune and the vibrator "failed". But that wasn't enough to call an ambulance. The man decided to extract it himself, using kitchen salad tongs. The trouble is, they failed too...
3. Ammunition
Creepy story! It happened during the Second World War, when one of the fighters in London was very tormented by hemorrhoids. To alleviate his suffering, he adapted himself with a small projectile from an anti-aircraft gun to "tuck" his problem back into his ass. But once he overdid it and the live shell disappeared inside the warriors. And then there was an intense operation to extract ammunition, which doctors did under the supervision of sappers ...
4. Can of nut butter
Wow! Empty?
5. Eau de toilette bottle
The 39-year-old lawyer was taken to the hospital where a glass bottle of Impulse Body Spray was removed from his ass. The man admitted that he repeatedly put her there, but she got stuck for the first time. He tried to get it out with a back scratcher, but couldn't. I had to call the doctors. Note that it was a bottle of his wife's perfume.
6. Caller mobile phone
And again a lawyer. According to him, they were taking a shower when the mobile phone rang. He slipped and landed badly on his booty right on the pipe. While removing the mobile from the patient, he called three times
7. Beer glass
It won't work.
8. Flashlight
He must have lost his keys and was looking for them. Well, yes, it’s dark in the ass, so I decided to shine ...
9. Toy car
The wildest story ever. Two homosexuals during their entertainment decided to try something new. One of them lay down on his stomach, and the second filled his ass with liquid through a funnel. cement mortar. Well, I wanted to be impressed. It is difficult to say what place they thought, but in the end, after a while, the solution hardened and they could no longer get it. The result was a neat concrete plug, which was removed surgically.
Judging by the assurances of American doctors working on the "Ambulance", the extraction of foreign objects from the anuses is not such a rare event. Moreover, in addition to the "usual" bottles and dildos, quite wild things often get there. How and why they get there, that's what's most interesting! Today about the ten most-most.
If the key you need is lost at home, and you can’t find it in any way, think maybe it’s in your ass?
- Honey, do you know where I put my key?
- Where, where, well, I didn’t put it in the ass!
2. Vibrator and salad tongs
You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to unravel this complicated case. Yes, there was a misfortune and the vibrator "failed". But that wasn't enough to call an ambulance. The man decided to extract it himself, using kitchen salad tongs. The trouble is, they failed too...
3. Ammunition
Creepy story! It happened during the Second World War, when one of the fighters in London was very tormented by hemorrhoids. To alleviate his suffering, he adapted himself with a small projectile from an anti-aircraft gun to "tuck" his problem back into his ass. But once he overdid it and the live shell disappeared inside the warriors. And then there was an intense operation to extract ammunition, which doctors did under the supervision of sappers ...
4. Can of nut butter
Wow! Empty?
5. Eau de toilette bottle
The 39-year-old lawyer was taken to the hospital where a glass bottle of Impulse Body Spray was removed from his ass. The man admitted that he repeatedly put her there, but she got stuck for the first time. He tried to get it out with a back scratcher, but couldn't. I had to call the doctors. Note that it was a bottle of his wife's perfume.
6. Ringing mobile phone
And again a lawyer. According to him, they were taking a shower when the mobile phone rang. He slipped and landed badly on his booty right on the pipe. While removing the mobile from the patient, he called three times.
7. Beer glass
It won't work.
8. Flashlight
He must have lost his keys and was looking for them. Well, yes, it’s dark in the ass, so I decided to shine ...
9. Toy car
The same case from the movie "Nerks" where Ryan Dunn shoved a toy car in a condom up his anus to make fun of doctors. The prank worked.
10. A piece of hard concrete
The wildest story ever. Two homosexuals during their entertainment decided to try something new. One of them lay down on his stomach, and the second filled his bottom with a liquid cement mortar through a funnel. Well, I wanted to be impressed. It is difficult to say what place they thought, but in the end, after a while, the solution hardened and they could no longer get it. The result was a neat concrete plug, which was removed surgically.
Negro with a hand in his pants- a meme in which a black man sits in front of a laptop and puts his hand in his pants in anticipation of a good handjob.
Origin
A black guy in front of a computer is an American actor Kate Leek(Keith Leak). This particular frame is taken from the popular YouTube series Smosh. Episode titled "Every crush ever" came out February 14, 2017, in Russian voice acting series appeared on the RusSmosh channel on May 19.
Smosh is a typical sketch show. In this episode, the actors play short scenes on the topic teenage crush. A Negro with a laptop appears at the very end.
First he says, “I'm so glad I found you. I never thought that in my life I would be looking for someone for as long as I was looking for you. In the next shot, he adds "I love you so much, porn" and sticks his hand down his pants. Thus, this episode kind of sums up the ironic message of the entire series and says that it's easier to jerk off than to start a relationship with a girl.
The Smosh channel has 22 million subscribers, so it's no surprise that the flashy frame has become a meme. At first it was used on English and Spanish-language imageboards as a reaction picture. Gradually, the meme acquired a stable structure: two pictures one on top of the other, the bottom one depicts a “masturbator”, and the top one shows something that could “inspire” him.
In May, the meme reached the Runet. It was first used in comments on the entertainment site Peekaboo as a macro meaning something along the lines of "Thanks for jerking off." Later, two-panel pictures began to spread on social networks. The peak of the meme's popularity came in July-August 2017.
Meaning
A meme with a guy sticking his hand into his pants means an approving reaction. The people know another meme "Thank you, masturbate." So, this is his visualization. That is, the meme can be used as a reaction picture when you see an attractive girl who evokes erotic fantasies.
The meme does not always have a sexual connotation: Keith's face is sometimes replaced by someone else's, and then the top picture characterizes something that gives pleasure to a given character. Of course, in most cases, the meme is ironic.
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