On a birthday, you always want to say the kindest words to the birthday man, to surprise, to please him with something. If an original or comic surprise is planned, then best solution there will be costumed greetings from various characters. We offer an option Costumed congratulations on the anniversary of a woman from Foreign Ambassadors includes a comic visit with congratulations from representatives of three European powers at once - England, France and Germany. Such a number can be carried out in its entirety, or only one congratulation can be taken from it, but the most successful option for presenting these will be a cascade of numbers, or rather visits, which will be presented gradually, throughout the evening.

Preparation

The Host or the Majordomo can announce the visit of a foreign guest. It is advisable to learn the words of congratulations, then they will sound easy and relaxed (or print in large print).

Suits:

the presented image would be good to distinguish from the general mass. Of course, dressing up in a magnificent camisole and shoes with gold buckles for a minute performance is too tiring, but it is quite possible to single out the “ambassador” with some unusual detail of the costume.

The majordomo, announcing the visit of the guest, can be given an elegant staff with which he will attract attention, and "put an end" after the introduction of the guest;

To give the English guest a lorgnette and, say, a top hat and gloves, which he will take off at the entrance in an emphatically pedantic manner;

The Frenchman is a flight, gallantry, sophistication: a flower in a buttonhole, maybe a cane;

The visitor from Prussia (Germany), on the contrary, is simple and rude. He may be wearing a tank helmet, or a hard hat.

Required props:

Gifts to be given after the welcome;

For the English guest "Order new star"It will need to be done;

Clapperboard for a German guest.

TO OSTUMED CONGRATULATIONS WITH JOKE GIFTS

1. Congratulations to the hero of the day "Award from foggy Albion".

Characters:

majordomo

English ambassador

Translator

majordomo (thumps the staff on the floor):

Come to us for a festive pickle

The British ambassador has arrived.

The ambassador enters with an interpreter. Text it says

English ambassador(reads the paper slowly, with pauses, making it possible to translate his words, speaks in broken English): Ladies and gentlemen!

Translator: Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, men and women!

English ambassador: I bring news and nice-nice of Albions.

Translator: I brought you news from foggy Albion to express my admiration for the hero of the day. (To the side): It would be better with money!

English ambassador: Ai know long seis..

Translator: I won't take up much of your time. (To the side): And saves me. Here's a bastard!

English ambassador: May present is the star

Translator: Let me give you this star as a gift... (To the side): and where is it? At least three, but on cognac!

English ambassador:…end telegram from british hot fun

Translator: and read a telegram from your English fans. (Aside): not a word in simplicity!

English ambassador: Laconic English

Translator: Subtly and laconic, in English

English ambassador: You are old, know you are a superstar! (holds out the text of the telegram to the translator, he reads it with expression)

Translator:

Everyone admitted that you are a star,

That despite the years, time,

Stay like this forever

Let a new tribe be born

You will be forever young!

Your merits cannot be counted.

Let for anniversaries* cute

A lit star is burning!

(the Englishman gives the hero of the day a star, clinks glasses with her and leaves)

2. Congratulations to the hero of the day from the French guest

majordomo(thumps the staff on the floor):

For our evening buffet

To us from France poet!

A Frenchman appears, the interpreter stands next to him, but the Frenchman refuses, gallantly pointing to the exit, saying: Silva ple, get out!

Frenchman(passionately, dynamically):

What is there "cherche la femme"

When we have such a charmer!

Such a delight, such a bouquet!

I'll tell you (only tet a tet):

"Sorry, mademoiselle, madam,

I will give her the palm!" (gives the hero of the day his flower from the buttonhole)

She sparkles like champagne

Although he gets up so early!

It has the astringency of the glorious Bordeaux

After midnight and before.

It has the sweetness of thin Tokay

(I haven't seen him for a long time.)

The majordomo brings a glass to the guest.

But "alyager, komalyager",

And France is not RFR,

On all different chains:

Work, money and intrigue.

Anything can happen, alas!

But what to do

She easily bears worries,

She's like seventeen

Live hunting!

Her blood rages relentlessly.

Goddess you! Diana herself!

(clinks glasses with the hero of the day and leaves)

3. Congratulations to the hero of the day from the German general

majordomo(thumps the staff on the floor):

To us for the anniversary ball

The Prussian general has arrived!

The German general was "decommissioned" from Trumpf - the hero of the play by I.A. Krylov "Podshchipa" with his distorted Russian-German speech. The German general speaks very clearly, in chopped phrases, preferably not quickly.

german general (very misleading words):

Old man, my ankel! beautiful my princess!

For plapalushna shas, ​​your dust is born,

My whole load does not sleep, and the heart is full;

Beautiful tfay fikur on my carcass is sewn.

Whether my corpse smokes, you feast from the corpse.

Or my cafe drank - you're sitting in a checkerboard;

Fezte my fidit tfoy - in the barracks, at home, in the bank

(I could not stand it at all, profit here on a tank).

Saprosif fse affairs, burning with impatience,

I was in a hurry to tepe, min hertz, to congratulate you on your birthday!

The majordomo brings a glass to the guest.

Not a little tfoy putet neither a house nor a health,

No plowed dress, no friendship, no stupidity!

Der Teufel! (*) Today is a ball! And Frau is a queen.

(Damn! (German).)

How about a gross lunch? Well, ankel, not a virgin!

Is the crusher from otna, we drank by pif,

Is a corpse otna tapah with tapa smoked.

Karosh! Please! Pretty girl, darling!

Wait, now it's like - vivat is this gun!

(Blows up the cracker, clinks glasses with the hero of the day and leaves)

Moderator: Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now greet with friendly applause guests from far abroad. The Italians have arrived.
(Disguised "guests" enter - an Italian and a translator. Each has its own text. The Italian reads one sentence, the translator immediately "translates" it.)
Italian: Brilliant, blooming, puffed winter, hero of the day.
Translator: Dear hero of the day!
Italian: And sieve freely, drunkenly dormoedo tight.
Translator: Dear guests!
Italian: Roll, with figato soon from here.
Translator: Greetings to all who are here.
Italian: hard-working hard dollar is not received.
Translator: Representatives of the working class and commercial structures.
Italian: Uchito, chitato, schitato, paper marato and music, and then kicked out.
Translator: Workers in education and culture.
Italian: Bandito, shoot, catchy, soot.
Translator: Employees of the police, the police, the security department.
Italian: And other gentlerento gentlemen.
Translator: And other other workers.
Italian: Slurp on anything.
Translator: I arrived on a special flight.
Italian: Italy stubbornly shines in the eyes.
Translator: From sunny Italy.
Italian: Congratulations to the hero of the day Vyacheslav
Translator: Congratulate the hero of the day Vyacheslav.
Italian: Drag and drop from Italiano in Chehanto different nonsense.
Translator: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends.
Italian: En is all unnecessary borochlyanto.
Translator: And small modest gifts.
Italian: Spervanto gain Italian belly grow, fat accumulated, yok reketiro.
Translator: First of all, our Spaghetti straws.
Italian: Heavily tasty puts, sousento, as a reward.
Translator: To straws for color sauce from America.
Italian: Stinks a mile away, chipollin head from mafioso structure
Translator: For a smell specially from the Sicilian mafia - onion.
Italian: Spilled, what is drained and underfilled.
Translator: The famous Amaretto liqueur.
Italian: Pomerento wished forgiveness.
Translator: In conclusion, I would like to wish.
Italian: Back not bolento, nose not chihanto, catfish cusanto, legs shaganto.
Translator: Health.
Italian: In the garden, copanto, in the house, tascanto bags, everywhere in time.
Translator: Youth, long life.
Italian: Do not swear, always love, respect your friends.
Translator: Friends, happiness.
Italian: Always pouring for the hero of the day Vycheslavo!
Translator: Let's drink to the hero of the day Vyacheslav!
(Toast. The Italians leave.)
Scenes and songs - Gypsy parable for the anniversary.

gypsies

(Two gypsies guess)
I will scatter the deck
Peaks, tambourine, yes tripheus,
let me tell the people
It was in her life that she had

I'll scatter the deck
The same suits, the same clubs,
Yes, I know from those suits
Will be in life that she has

In the past, a wedding, a feast on a mountain,
Yes, there are no guests around

A wedding that is called golden
I have it in my deck!

There was a Moskvich, or a Zhiguli,
I see a light color;
The first was, the second child,
Both sons, no doubt.

Let's give someone a whirl
So that she had a plane,
Say let her pay
It will reach Kasyanovskaya!
But we are in this business
They would also have something!

Invitation abroad
It was to sell them the mind.

But then marry her
Must be their moneybags.

She's fine here too.
Husband is not easy!

I'm happy to say then
She should live somewhere near Moscow!

She has a big house.
All you need is provided.

So the card told me
There is no reason for her to leave.

Her children are a joy
Brava guys, no matter where!

Great-grandchildren have to wait
And then we'll talk!

To all the childless for a child,
That slogan has been put into practice!

The main thing is that undershirt
Each of them was endowed!
Where will we settle the generation
And where to get housing?

The main thing is the desire
She has a life!
Happiness and do not count in the asset,
And the merits cannot be counted!

Happiness is in the future
And there are merit too!

Let's put all the cards together
In a stack so that one to one,

At least two hundred years
The hero of the day must live!

26 dec 2011

Scene for the celebration of the anniversary "Italian guest"

Dear birthday, dear guests! Signor Nachihante Naproblemo arrived to us for the holiday from sunny Italy with his translator! Meet them with thunderous applause!
(an Italian comes out, he is wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf is thrown over his shoulder, in his hands is a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with an interpreter)

ITALIAN:

Chao cocoa, the anniversary is grown up!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello, dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Chao cocoa, sedanto darmoedo!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Italian tourist, immoral look!

TRANSLATOR:

I came to you from sunny Italy!

ITALIAN:

Crawled saboteur passportino lost!

TRANSLATOR:

Long and difficult was my way!

ITALIAN:

TRANSLATOR:

But I am cheerful and cheerful and brought a whole suitcase of gifts!

ITALIAN:

Amore mia!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Signore hostione free then!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Macarone on ushanto mon seigneur naveshanto!

TRANSLATOR:

Listen to me carefully!

ITALIAN:

Bravissimo spaghetti! The animal purred in the morning!

TRANSLATOR:

The most satisfying meal is Italian spaghetti!

ITALIAN:

Neodanto nizachtone italian pasta!

TRANSLATOR:

Therefore, I am happy to give the birthday man a pack of Italian spaghetti!

(gives a pack of spaghetti)

ITALIAN:

Neprosinte imploringly nizachtonte neodamo!

TRANSLATOR:

I don't mind giving away everything I have!

ITALIAN:

Wishing the hero of the day a healthy animal!
Not bolento golovanto but morning with a hangover!

TRANSLATOR:

I wish the hero of the day good health!

ITALIAN:

Wish you an anniversary cabbage doloranto!

TRANSLATOR:

And also I wish that there is always a lot of money!

ITALIAN:

Oprokinto nemeshento un momento freely!

TRANSLATOR:

If I am offered to drink a glass for the hero of the day, then I will not refuse!

Congratulation - a scene to a woman of the hero of the day from the Italians, cool with the presentation of comic gifts.

Dear guests!
Meet the guest from far abroad with friendly applause. An Italian woman (with a translator) came to us with congratulations and gifts to our hero of the day.

Details, attributes: two, guy: torn jeans, big size, hat, big sunglasses, glamorous sneakers. the girl has a scarf, denim skirt, shoes, glasses. The guy has spaghetti in his hands, the girl has tomato sauce, onions in a transparent net.

Italian: Brilliant, blooming, puffed winter, anniversary. Translator: Dear hero of the day!
And: Roll with figato quickly from here!
P: Greetings to all who are here. And: Hodgebanto on anything. P: I arrived on a special flight. And: Italy stubbornly shines in the eyes. P: From solar
Italy.

And: Toschito bloody chatty from itoliano in cehanto different nonsense. P: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian friends. I: En is all unnecessary junk.

P: And small modest gifts. And: Spervanto handed Italian belly grow, girokoplento, ek requetiro. P: Before ours
Spaghetti.

And: He puts sousento very tasty, as a reward. P: To straws for color sauce. And: It stinks from a mile away, the Cipollino head from the mafioso structure. P: For a smell specially from the Sicilian mafia - onion. And: Spilled, that is drained and underfilled.

There, behind the wall, your continuation is sleeping - a son, like two drops of water, similar to you!
The same smart, funny, kind, gentle and caring. And all this is thanks to you, my love, because from the very birth you raised him as a man, your heir. And I know that his chosen one will be as happy as I am with you.

You smile in your sleep. Probably something very good is dreaming, and it's great!
You've been told a lot today nice words, wished a bunch of all the warmest and kindest.
I would like to add only one thing - I want you to be as happy with me as I am with you!
Forgive me if I am capricious, quarrelsome, grouchy. But as soon as you smile at me bad mood like it never happened!
Your smile always evokes a response - how could it be otherwise, you do it so contagiously. I will be forever grateful to you for helping me endure when I got sick. If not for you, I would never have been able to cope.

Remember how you spoon-fed me and carried me in your arms, how you argued with the doctors, not believing their predictions? I was saved by a miracle, and that miracle is your love. From the first day you are my support and support, my one and only!
I don't even know if you have any flaws. I just see the main thing in you: reliability, decency, love and care. I often thank the fate that gave me you, only sometimes I'm afraid that an accident or a sharp turn would not violate this happiness.

I will do everything that depends on me so that you always feel good next to me, so that the house, our house, will always be cozy and dear to you, so that you can rest here, with us, from worries and anxieties, so that you will never it occurred to me to look for another happiness. I congratulate you, my beloved, on your birthday!
Sleep, I will save your sleep and peace!
Date: Monday, 14.
09.
2009, 20:
53 | Post #9 The Hobbit Challenger

The script is designed to hold the anniversary of 55 years for a woman. Or rather, this is a congratulation from eminent and famous guests - a wealthy Italian and his respected translator in the district. Should be prepared in advance National Costume Italian - black pants to the knees, a white shirt, a red belt, a wide-brimmed hat. The interpreter must be dressed in modern style- a black tuxedo or formal business suit.

(The presenter introduces distinguished guests.)

Presenter:
Today on this anniversary
Among distinguished guests,
There are those we respect
Whom we always warmly welcome.
To us from distant Italy,
Someone very nice has arrived
Rich, noble, he is a lord,
And he has a translator.
Well, meet, Italian,
Our unforgettable foreigner!

Italian: Gold, bloom, diamond, anniversary!
Translator: Our dear Svetlana (name of the birthday girl)!

Italian: Still sieve for free, dormodedo, drunken tuto!
Translator: And also our dear guests!

Italian: Roll with figo, quickly out of here!
Translator: Greetings to everyone who came to this glorious holiday today!

Italian: Particularly hard labor, hard workers, not received a dollar is not a horseradish!
Translator: I especially welcome representatives of commercial structures and the working class!

Italian: In addition, uchito, counted, musical and papery!
Translator: In addition, I welcome workers in the educational sector, the media and culture!

Italian: And bandito, catchy, shot, sajatto!
Translator: And of course, I welcome the employees of the police and security agencies!

Italian: Special thanks to the other seniors and lodirents!
Translator: I especially welcome other guests!

Italian: I am a senior, they flew in on anything ...
Translator: I flew here on a special flight...

Italian: Italian, tired of shining in the eyes ...
Translator: From sunny and hospitable Italy...

Italian: Congratulations to the hero of the day Svetlana
Translator: And I want to congratulate the hero of the day Svetlana on her wonderful and wonderful holiday!

Italian: On this holiday, the 55th summer, if you are the hero of the day, energy!
Translator: On your 55th birthday, stay beautiful and energetic, Svetlana!

Italian: It is desirable that the back is not bolentto, and the nose is not chihantto, the legs are shagantto, but the teeth are cusantto.
Translator: I wish you more health!

Italian: Continued tascanto bags, copanto garden, tidy house, brought up children, succeeded everywhere.
Translator: I wish you more longevity and youthful optimism!

Italian: Desirably respect friends and colleagues, always love, not matyukato!
Translator: And of course, I wish to be respected among friends and colleagues!

Italian: I'm skinny from Italiano almost different nonsense!
Translator: I brought a lot of gifts for your 55th anniversary!

Italian: This is all sorts of unnecessary borochlyanto!
Translator: These are very necessary things in everyday life!

Italian: To begin with, I’ll give you the fact that the belly of an Italian is growing, fat is capable of accumulating energy richly!
Translator: To begin with, I want to give the famous Italian Spaghetti noodles, which are rich in vitamins and nutrients!

Italian: For Italian it is delicious when sousento is poured into spaghetti! It's handed to you!
Translator: I also hand over the sauce, which will give spaghetti a rich color and noble taste.

Italian: For a mile of volanto, that from the mafia structure saved, you were given!
Translator: I also give you the famous Sicilian onion!

Italian: Still handed what is drained, ak underfilled!
Translator: Take a bottle of the famous Amaretto liqueur from the bottom of your heart!

Italian: Eat and drink, do not forget me!
Translator: Eat all the presents with pleasure!

Italian: And the mulberry will say toast!
Translator: And now I'll make a toast!

Italian: May you become another prelento in 55 lento! Let everyone give you a luxurious gift for free! May the sun always shine in the window! May this anniversary be unforgettable! Nalivanto and drunk!
Translator: Let's drink to our dear birthday girl!

(The birthday girl is given the above gifts and a luxurious bouquet of flowers. Other guests begin to congratulate the hero of the day!)