Funny congratulations on the anniversary of the woman. Funny and funny SMS congratulations on the anniversary of a woman
Gifting a birthday girl can be not only solemn, it can be used to arrange a game or entertainment moment. For example, any holiday is very enlivened - various congratulations from guests with a scattering of comic or useful, but presented with a humorous supply, gifts and trifles. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.
Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous, but since they are given by very close people, this does not bother anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then its tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.
Here are collected comic congratulations - anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, you can use in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners to them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.
1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman
"And we have a present for you!"
This is a fun table chant for the anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the words of the host, the guests should shout in unison:
"And we, and we have a present for you!"
We are here today for a reason
Gathered together, friends!
Everywhere jokes, congratulations,
Birthday wishes.
birthday girl just
Let's congratulate now!
Come on, guests, join
And scream with all your might
Like someone's got you for something
Bitten very hard.
Tanya got up early today
So that she would not be in a hurry.
Start before it's too late
Get yourself in order.
Tanya comes to a white bath,
To wash your head
And shampoo - well, not a drop.
What to do, how to be here?
Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box.
So tired of dressing up
I began to make my way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came
And today there is no coffee.
Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box.
We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy day
And already upset.
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (gives candy).
So Tanya began to cook,
Got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with
So as not to upset the guests?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (Handing a bag of pepper)
Finally dinner is ready:
One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a gift for you" - (handed .... a bag of salt)
Here comes the last guest
And a whole load of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?
Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (give .... a sponge)
Don't take it as an insult
This joke is congratulations.
Smile, sing songs
Know that your friends are always with you!
(Source: nsportal.ru)
2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.
1. Happy birthday, congratulations, 
We wish you all the best.
We give technology to you
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Get a wonderful car
Very easy to handle
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.
He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will take away all your chaos.
Gently in your hands you will take
You wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from all over the apartment
Scatter - no dust.
He won't take up much space.
It will fit into any slot.
saves kilowatts,
Doesn't rattle and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine
Nowhere for dust to fly (give a broom)
2. Here is the device "Just in case",
In life, he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is not a problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It is not difficult to apply
We will provide instructions (gives an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will go away
He will remove all the slags from you
The body will look slender.
In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
With extensive angina
You can gargle your throat
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Being with him at the dacha
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you've made sure
What a miracle we give you
And now boldly through life
You will go with her.
3. As for the outfit
You quickly put it on
You will be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties on wadding
Fit perfectly
Because in November
The cold is fierce in the yard.
Put it on quickly
Lure men to sex.
It's not that hard to warm up together
And you can't freeze
Wearing hot pants
You will live through any cold (gives diapers).
4. And boots from Versace
The last peep is not otherwise.
All their winter you carry
And you won't get cold feet (give slippers or socks or shoe covers)
Emphasize your figure
I broke my long leg.
Klavka Slate would herself
I would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like in the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.
There will be a reason to drink
We will gather again
Happiness of women without end.
We wish you Happy Birthday.
(Source: mastervo.ru)
3. Cool congratulations from girlfriends with gifts "Country treats".
1. If the stomach wants to eat, do him honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate).
2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw a sardine in here, maybe even half (gives a jar of sardines).
3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious, if there is stew. (give stew).
4. Pour tea into cups, serve loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, if there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk)
5. If you call solid cream to the dacha of society,
Do not rely on potatoes, open olives soon (give olives)
6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, it's nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (gives beans)
7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that they eat heartily,
open a jar of corn and lettuce feed! (gives corn)
8. Offering guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats)
9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (gives meatballs)
10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give you back,
This jar of peas, we'll eat it in the winter! (give peas)
11. In addition to the treat, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (give zucchini caviar)
12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are many berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south
We give at this moment (give fruit)
13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)
14. A useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for soup, you need to have it in the house (give tomato paste)
(Source: na-bis.com)
4. Congratulations with gifts "Women's things"
1. Frankly show - the beauty of your face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (give a mirror)
2. Your iron girlfriends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins)
3. They will cut everything, cut it and put it in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give manicure scissors)
4. You can’t find better girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - at least twist it, don’t twist it, everyone needs it very much ... (give curlers)
5. Gently removes make-up, makes a light massage - and at any moment our good friend - soft ... (give a sponge)
6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby - they are so important, these ..... (give wet wipes)
7. He is many hundreds of years old, but he looks fresh, we keep the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like the winds of a pure stream - thin ... (gives handkerchief)
8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they are in a box - they will remove extra touches, and cosmetics are sins (gives cotton buds)
9. There is just nothing in it: shadows, a pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, a comb, varnishes, and there is also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing - for the hostess ... (give cosmetics)
10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - such an irreplaceable ... (bezel)
(Such congratulations can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title of "Beauty Queen" or another nomination - see)
5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.
Perhaps you "lathered" to run away,
But your lot is to continue the work! (gives soap)
Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year! ( give beer)
Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)
While the boss is "removing shavings" from us,
Quietly make a cup of tea! ( give mug)
Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (gives toothpaste)
Since you got chocolate,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (gives chocolate)
When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (gives kissel)
Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just amazing! ( give hand cream)
To the one who receives this candle,
You have to travel the world! (gives a candle)
To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)
We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)
And great love is waiting for you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)
Do you understand what the purpose of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (Give markers)
And you are "in juice", in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (gives a bag of juice)
You are well versed in work
And you will be with us all year in high esteem (give a horseshoe)
Walking with a haircut will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)
You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (gives coffee)
(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)
6. Photo shoot of the hero of the day in hats.
It is very funny which is more suitable for home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit is not upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a picture in each as a keepsake)
Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange out of all this real holiday yourself and guests. That she will now demonstrate with brilliance to all of us.
Perhaps not all those present know that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time Zakidon Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's start!
First model: cap for sports "Champion"(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport relieves us of stress
And will add health to everyone.
To stay young
Sports need to be done.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up walking.
To overtake the bus
You have to wear a hat.
Second model: swimming cap "Dive" (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To be always healthy
Not to cough, not to sniff,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
If water is given for life,
It’s more like a river, a shower.
Just put on a hat
After all, to her face, besides.
The third model: hat of the hostess "Chistulya" (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to finish.
The fourth model: a hat for the work "All-seeing" (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
Must have a hat
To see everything, to look after everyone,
So that work is in full swing soon,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( teacher option.So that the student could not write off,
From someone else's notebook, "lick" everything,
He could not pull out the spur ...
This hat will fit.
Fifth model: a miracle hat "In the garden, in the garden" (Old straw hat)
The sun in the country mercilessly burns
Is there someone on all fours?
In the hottest, sultry time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating
Put on your awesome hat!
Model 6: "Legend" hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend
Don't think, don't guess
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!
Seventh model: eco-hat for conservationists (Spotted khaki hat)
We know you love animals
Squirrels, hares, capercaillie,
Save your own river
And don't kill the fish in it.
To make the trees green
For birds to sing songs
Join the Greenpeace Society
To us, "green", such -
Not like us blue!
Model 8: Cruise Visa Hat (Old man's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you don't want to freak out
see pyramids,
Collect capital
And you go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!
And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility cap (Hat big size, creeping over the eyes, or a knitted hat).
The grandiose model is made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try ... wonderful! Trying in vain - you still won't see anything!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel real woman in all situations
7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.
Hello, dear woman, you are good as a girl. 
Though not 25 years old, vigorous mother,
We send you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
A little bit here, a little bit here, don't blame me.
If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is, if the light goes out.
MATCHES and a PIECE OF SOAP so that you wash your face,
And here is a PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you smoke, maybe not.
We have life, you’ll understand, you’ll smoke and drink here.
Here is a PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with the use.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
SALA here is a piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch until summer, now it's a jewel.
Yes, look, do not get fat, it is better to feed the guests.
Let your foolish friends eat
Kohl do not feel sorry for them figure.
A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drop by drop into the mouth before meals.
So as not to give to anyone, say: "Itself, they say, is not enough."
And the back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, let them not disturb their mother.
As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,
And write the answer as soon as possible, what you like, what you don't.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a pile.
That's all goodbye girl, you are for us, well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.
What can a woman
Wish for an anniversary?
I will simply answer
Without further ado:
Three carat diamond
On a thick chain
So that in vases all year
Flowers bloomed.
Always sales
In your favorite department
And look better
Any top model.
But seriously,
Love and attention
Always adoration
And understanding.
So that the only one nearby
The betrothed was
Carried on the hands
And madly loved.
Anniversary birthday
You meet in the circle of your family,
In the circle of friends, relatives and friends -
All those people who walked by!
So that all wishes come true
May the year bring you good
So that there were meetings, not goodbyes,
And most importantly, to be lucky!
And let love never leave
Your soul from year to year:
Sparkle, play and shine.
And gives new strength to the heart!
In business - ingenuity and success,
And let only income grow.
Enthusiasm, joy and laughter -
And on this day, and every year!
Congratulations on the anniversary of a sweet and wonderful, unique and charming woman. I want to wish that every morning starts with a smile and sweet inspiration, so that every day brings bright moments happiness and great luck in business, so that every evening gives warmth and peace of mind, so that all life is a good fairy tale and a wonderful long story.
Congratulations on your anniversary
We wish you to be healthy
Gentle, kind, very sweet,
Young, always happy!
Don't worry about the years
Doves coo in the heart.
Luxury, luxury and pleasure
Let them create impressions!
Happy Birthday.
In life, you always strive!
And the most beautiful emotions
We wish you hundreds of servings!
Congratulations on your anniversary!
I wish you happiness, joy
Eternal youth of the soul
And endless kindness.
May there always be strength
Living well enough.
Stay flawless
Be healthy and successful.
May hopes come true
Dreams will come true,
Life long, serene,
Full of happiness and love.
Birthday is a bright holiday
But lighter - anniversary.
Be always so beautiful
And happy every day!
Let your eyes shine
Let a smile on your face
Never disappears
Let love reign everywhere.
We heartily congratulate
And we want to wish everything
To make life feel like heaven
No losses and no barriers!
More sweet compliments
wonderful presents,
Happiness full palms
And a little luck.
To give you flowers
In a large luxurious villa,
Next to a goldfish
Happy anniversary, dear!
Good news for people!
It's our _____ anniversary.
We wish heavenly manna
So that money falls into pockets,
Health to flow like a river.
You stay young!
So that sadness, sorrow and worries
They went underground.
For evil and shadow to disappear,
Become happy every day!
Anniversary - two magic numbers!
They have their own charm, their rich experience,
Your joys, your reefs,
What is forgotten and what is remembered.
I wish you to remember the good
Remember light and magical!
Let sorrows go away quickly
And happy will be out of time!
Let your heart bloom with faith
Let hope hold your hand
Let the love of a sister become true,
And the trouble runs away in a panic!
Happy anniversary, new book!
Open a clean page!
Let joy enter your house in an instant, and
Let your dreams fly faster than fast!
Congratulations!
We wish you strength and inspiration,
Huge love, a sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness,
The attention of loved ones and participation.
Let your house be a full bowl,
Good luck will be in your life.
Good weather in your house,
Let adversity pass by.
The champagne flows like a river
After all, what a holiday we have!
Colleagues, relatives, friends
Wishing you a happy day!
Royal gait
You walk slowly
There is a smile on your lips -
How good are you!
birthday won't change
Ripe berries are your color
And any anniversaries
Don't count your years.
Be happy forever
And always live happily
In a world bright and flowery,
No problem and no worries.
No, I won't tell today
You banal wishes
And I'll take it and put it on
You have a super spell:
Let the chest not hang with a rag!
And cellulite, go to the forest!
And you, work, don't be
Forever cause for stress!
Let there be an arrow of scales
On the number you want
Moreover, delicious food
You allow yourself all the time!
And may he be with you
Who got your heart.
May he always understand you
And warm your soul!
Happy birthday, my dear
I congratulate you!
There are many congratulations
Do not count them now:
radiant sun,
Coffee in the morning.
shouldered man,
To cook myself.
To love and delight
He brought money
Kissed and pampered...
And idolized!
Children so as not to upset
To take care of you
Mom's heart was warmed
And grow up healthy!
Like a Goddess, you are beautiful!
And bloom day by day!
Much, much happiness to you
Joy, love, kindness!
Have fun walking through life
Be loved, be gentle!
Cry less and laugh more
Forget about adversity!
A little older and a little wiser.
Friends smiles and flowers
Let the heart warm with sincerity
And the wishes are simple:
It doesn't matter if it's right or left
The road wants to run -
Be a woman and a queen
Keep hoping and waiting.
Onward and upward, always and everywhere,
Beyond the horizon...
Let the winds be fair
You believe in yourself in any season.
Let there be bright moments
Where is the sea, sun and sand.
And whispers compliments in your ear
Good luck gentle voice!
Good luck, happiness! Happy Birthday!
Emotions, joy can not be counted!
Let the mood be cool
Let the whole day be in your honor:
Let compliments say in the morning
By dinner they will give a prize,
And in the evening there will be a concert
And fireworks go off!
Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All problems and worries
They were like a microbe!
And more laughter in life
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And love to know in full!
What to wish a beautiful lady -
Wife, girlfriend, mother-in-law, mother?
All the stars in the sky! All the laurels of the world!
So that the apartment is filled with happiness!
So that love does not leave
So that there were few sorrows.
Good health, prosperity,
So that life flows on a smooth road!
Let everything be always the way.
May the house be filled with joy
To live happily ever after.
Everything that was planned came true!
Happy Birthday,
I want to be a super lady
Husband to be a super wife
And the kids are a super mom.
To admire you
They bowed down before you
To your gaze
How were the awards won?
So that everything in life is super
Luck was in my hands
To be a woman
Born for happiness
Years rush - steamboats,
Follow them with ease!
You are even more beautiful with age -
Never forget!
Smile, be beautiful
After all, today is your holiday!
Be so sweet, kind,
With a gentle, angelic soul!
Curlers and makeup,
happiness, mood,
And ready entourage,
Happy Birthday!
Be always slim sweetheart
And don't get better
Always be sexy
Smile more often!
And good for you too
And more patience
Be loved and love
Be in the mood!
Sparkling with diamonds in the ears,
And with a crocodile clutch
Sweet darling please
whose name is Luck.
And tell you, "Honey,
Take it all from me.
I know about your birthday
And congratulations!
Still take the Maserati
Chance helped me with this.
Open the trunk carefully
There's a fiance for you."
Balls, flowers, gifts, congratulations!
Beautiful woman - beautiful words.
We wish you this birthday
To make your head spin.
Spinning with love and luck
From happiness and desire just to live.
And sparks in the eyes - how else?
You can charm them all.
You smile and the world brightens up around you.
You laugh - ice is melting in Antarctica.
And the world around blooms and turns green.
You were born - and may you be lucky!
I wish you more joy
In the kitchen and in bed
I wish that from sweets
"Beauty" did not get fat.
Today is your birthday
Such wishes:
So that your every day is like this
Like a first date.
Be beautiful like a flower
Like a butterfly, honey
Hot as a kettle at night
Like a child, cheerful.
Like Bill Gates, so rich
Flaunt your salary.
Do not grow old, like the songs of the Circle.
Happy birthday my friend!
Let your eyes shine like diamonds
So that the men all fall at once
To your slender, chic legs,
Without looking around at all!
Let luck jump right into your hands,
To solve all the problems themselves,
So that your image is loved by all!
Be happy! With your birth!
May your birthday
Disperse all worries
Settle the holiday in the heart,
Add pepper to everyday life!
To make life bright
Was full of gifts
Cheerful intoxicated
And mischievous laughter!
So what, what's plus one
The year will be added to the passport.
The ideal is invincible
Age can't handle it!
Let the crowd of fans
Moans in tenderness.
I want to say like this:
"Goddess, happy birthday!"
I want to keep men only in suspense,
Let them lose their minds. Baby, happy birthday!
I want to go forward in high heels,
Let the sparks shine in your fiery eyes.
More joys for women: boutiques, gifts, SPA,
Let life not be stingy with luxurious oligarchs.
Let the hated cellulite leave your life,
Let the wrinkles smooth out, the "crisis of the genre" does not threaten.
Beautiful funny birthday greetings to a woman
Why are you sitting in the morning
With a phone on the bed?
Birthday is the theme
So, congratulations.
Again gifts and confessions
Proposal to pour
At the head of my message:
"Double and extend everything"!
In life, be cunning Chanterelle,
In friendship - dear Titmouse,
At home - fluffy squirrel,
At work - Lanya fast,
For enemies - a dangerous snake,
And in love - a passionate tigress,
Kitty - in the mood!
Be happy! Happy Birthday!
I want to say so much on your birthday!
And only from the heart the main words!
May your path always be smooth
And love makes me dizzy!
Let happiness become a reliable companion,
And the aroma of flowers will soar at home.
Like you, 100 years old, of course, you can
Decorate our world with your beauty!
I congratulate you on your birthday
And I don't want to hide now
What better women Don't know,
And I don't know for sure!
May life always caress you
And protects from all adversity,
It covers with warmth, like a blanket,
And brings happiness every day!
You are the charm itself, there is no doubt about that.
Accept compliments on a glorious birthday.
You are smart and creative, charming, sweet,
You know how to let out claws, but the rest is good.
I wish you this holiday - may you always be lucky,
Do not worry about wrinkles - age does not take you.
Fuck men further, let them burn with love,
They give fur coats and diamonds, let passion boil in the blood.
SMS congratulations happy birthday to a woman cool
SMS from me is knocking on the phone
On my birthday there will be my little advice
Be a goddess for yourself, for others - a queen.
After all, there is no other like you in this world.
I want happiness to suddenly fall on you!
Giant, huge, so that you do not fight back!
May it take health and luck with it,
Car, coat, cottage! Well, anyway, happy birthday!
Live on wings fluttering
Receiving love and happiness
And with them - pleasure,
Success and joy! Happy Birthday!
Let the fun on your birthday
It will be just over the edge!
Disperse, like flies, unrest!
Happiness open your soul!
You are not a woman - a goddess, a wonderful creation,
Remember - you are unique. Sun, happy birthday!
Let the man next to him understand this
In a quarrel, a moment at you only throws a fur coat with tenderness.
Happy birthday greetings to a woman funny comic in prose
It's great that it's your birthday today. You can wish for all sorts of things. I have three spicy "X's" for you. Not what you think, just good wishes to everyone's favorite letter:
1. I wish you to become prettier, and become more beautiful every day. Is it possible? Of course, if all is well.
2. I want to lose weight. Easily. Yes, even with buns. And with cookies.
3. Last wish - Enough. Stop worrying, stop thinking about everyone. Be the most beloved for yourself, the most beautiful and the most valuable. Praise yourself.
May each new morning be cheerful, the day happy, the evening languid, and the night hot! Let as many cockroaches live in your head as long as you have butterflies in your stomach! I wish you a constant chocolate-marmalade mood, because only such sweetness sticks to boundless happiness, boundless health and endless love! Happy birthday!
I wish you friends - open and faithful, enemies - unfortunate and defeated, mood - raising to heaven, happiness - constantly present nearby! Happy birthday!
May there always be many relevant contradictions in your life!
The heart will be hot, but the mind will be cold; fun - unrestrained, but work - calm; the wallet is thick, but the waist is thin, the car is powerful, but the dresses are graceful; the sea on vacation is warm, but champagne is icy; happiness is endless, and problems are fleeting! The main thing is not to confuse anything! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Beauty! I wish you to move to a permanent place of residence in a magical land. There, where tights do not tear and nails do not break, where you can eat whatever you want and not get better. Where the date in the passport does not affect the age of the soul. There, where in the morning the beloved brings coffee to bed and wakes you up with a sweet kiss. Where you will always feel just a happy woman.
