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Happy New Year,
May all dreams come true.
And even in winter weather
For more warmth.
Year - 2019,
The pigs will rejoice.
Be sure to laugh!
And a lot of dancing.
Happy New Year dears
The year of the pig is coming.
So it will be positive
Full of passion and love.
May you have a successful investment
Everything you contributed will be.
Promotion,
Lots of happiness along the way.
In this glorious year of the pig
Let dreams come true.
Let the delight be puppy
They give flowers every day.
Year two thousand nineteen
Flying over the planet
I want everyone to smile
Glue happiness like a magnet.
May we have a pig this year
Under the cheerful chimes
Brings a lot of money
And great luck!
The ringing of the chimes is heard,
Everything will happen soon
The year of the pig is coming
And a new miracle will happen.
Happy New Year,
I wish you love and laughter
And success and good luck
Lots of money to boot!
The clock strikes twelve
And happiness will come to the house.
Year 2019
May it bring joy.
The year of the dog is passing away
We will carry you with dignity
We feel sorry for you a little
But we are quite happy with you.
A pig will come to replace you,
It's time to give her a place
She is a good animal
We really need to look forward to it!
In a snowy New Year's whirlwind
2019 is coming
All problems are solved
We are waiting for you, Year of the Pig!
For good things to happen
Support must be obtained
large animal -
New Year's miracle.
On the table - a pot of earth -
Save up with the whole family
Only without a shovel -
You will be rich!
In order not to have problems in the year,
From the pot - a spoon for everyone!
Let the whole family shout loudly:
"Hello, yellow pig!"
two thousand nineteen
The Year of the Pig is Coming
Let fun, joy
Bring it with you!
Friends to you faithful, devoted,
Favorite real ones
Wish fulfillment,
And the days are always brilliant.
And all the worries, chores
Leave behind
Start your life anew
Fulfill your dreams!
New Year 2019 is on the threshold,
Open the door soon
Let's summarize everything
And a new beast will come to us.
Yellow, cute pig
Everything will be fulfilled, just wish
Believe in miracles like a child
Dream about everything.
Soon the chiming clock will be
A miracle is about to happen
You make wishes
Meet the New Year soon!
Two thousand and nineteen
The chimes will strike on the wall.
One, two, three - and that's twelve.
The year flew by like a dream.
Let laughter sparkle and fun
Will become a constant guest in the house,
Let joy reign without hesitation,
And anger and anger do not frown!
Let this year start bright
And the continuation will be bright
Saturated, happy, hot
And full of luck!
2019
Breaks into our lives.
Decorated and open
All doors. Let's run faster!
Chimes, lights, congratulations.
Accept my wishes:
Good luck in all directions
And full of joy.
This fun, original and fabulous New Year's script for adults on the theme of the fairy tale "Three Little Pigs", which is specially for the New Year holiday year of the pig wrote the modern author Galina Gvozdeva, liked it very much. We hope you enjoy it too. Thanks to the author!
New Year's scenario - three little pigs (for adults)
Good evening, dear friends!
Meeting the New Year is an amazing time, always working, always exciting. And we pronounce the words “Happy New Year, Happy New Happiness” with a special feeling, with hope for a miracle that will definitely happen next year and our life will change for the better, what we dreamed about will happen.
And today we congratulate you
We wish you all from the bottom of our hearts
Let this New Year
It will bring you
More joy and laughter
In matters of success, in love of success,
Always pleasant, bright days,
Health for yourself and for friends,
And for relatives all the same
Will give you the world God.
And sadness, misfortune and trouble
Leave in the past year.
Don't meet them again.
Let love reign in your heart!
So that you don't get bored today
And this meeting was remembered
And not just songs, dance,
A performance, a joke-a fairy tale.
Tale-tale, yes there is a hint in it
Good fellows - a lesson.
(Pig Naf-Naf sits by the phone at the table, counts, writes, there are a lot of papers, glasses on the table)
(Nuf-Nuf and Nif-Nif walk around and are full of pride in themselves, they are satisfied, they preen themselves, they look at everyone with a desire to brag about themselves, they go up to Naf-Naf several times, but he is busy.)
(Finally Nuf-Nuf can't stand it and comes to the table)
Take a break from business for an hour
Look how tanned!
Was at sea, in the Bahamas,
Oh, what a sun there!
Nif-Nif: (stroking his athletic figure)
No, take a look here
Will you find me stronger
The health of all is important, guys,
And we are healthy and rich!
I grabbed my boots!
And what, brothers, cats ...
They wanted to tear me apart
They only looked at me.
I'd be there for a whole year
Yes, how you offend the local ladies.
And they are cute, I see
I won't offend anyone.
(Sends a kiss to those sitting, winks)
Ah, I recently Hierdal,
He sent such a mummy
That I will live to be 100 years old,
Not like this skeleton.
(Pointing to Nuf-Nuf)
I bought a fur coat from a mink,
Angorka sweater,
From a crocodile wallet,
Let everyone envy me.
(points to other pigs and spectators)
And I was in the pool yesterday,
I bought overseas dirt
Legs smeared and loin,
I'll be healthier too.
And how will you celebrate the New Year?
What are you talking about like an idiot?
What are you doing here?
While I was partying with my friends?
Naf-Naf: (Modestly, reluctantly answers)
Yes, here, I saved some money,
Bought a new farm
Hired a whole staff of servants,
I work from morning till night, my friends.
Nuf-Nuf: (looking down, draws circles with his toe)
Naf, you asked me, by the way,
Get some plumbing
I'm sorry I didn't get it
I didn’t get into that market ...
Either closed, then registered,
That visits the store manager with an aunt.
Do not be sad! I bought everything
Changed all plumbing
Ah, I see that my friend is sweet
You closed the roof ninche,
I changed the fence, planted trees,
Yes... your village is blooming.
Yes, it's blooming! Yes, there is a thought
Still start a car park,
I will bring cattle to the city
So as not to feed the speculators.
ABOUT! At the same time you will ride me
To my girlfriends - Zoya, Katya,
Cool chicks I will say
When I remember them, I tremble.
I'm celebrating the New Year there
Oh, and I'll pump myself into the insole,
Break away for the new year
Whoever meets, lives like that.
Naf-Naf: (Answers the ringing phone)
How much milk did they give?
Did they bring you a bull?
You call more often, Petya! (Hangs up the phone)
(Turns to Nuf-Nuf)
Where is the wife meeting? Children?
Yes, what is my wife, what are my children?
I live once in the world
Drink, walk, while here,
In that world they won't.
I despise your poison
I celebrate the new year with walruses,
I'll take a steam bath, I'll swim,
Until a hundred years, I will not grow old.
And yesterday I bought for the kids
Italian I pills
Take two tablets
The infection will immediately disappear.
And who, Nufinya, will come to us
For the year 2000?
Who will lead the century
And the year will rule?
I was told that the dragon
Very formidable and strong.
Will fly by fire breathing
The soul freezes.
(closes eyes, clutching at heart)
They say how hot it will blow
So everything will be set on fire
And people will not be spared
Many of us will burn in the fire.
(Dragon enters)
Who remembers the dragon?
And not seeing dies?
(Nuf-Nuf faints)
Here you go! I didn't say a word
One has already fallen.
Get up my friend, take 100 grams
And I'll give you a present.
(Addressing the audience)
They say I'm very formidable
Everyone in the people is afraid of me.
Opening a new age
Always be afraid of a person.
And looking back a century ago
You bulge your eyes out of fear.
What are you up to here?
The country was completely destroyed.
Good to the ground plundered
You can hardly get it now.
They made people poor
They divorced here ... .. kings.
Not kings ... sorry ... momento,
And what about their…these…presidents.
People are dying in war...
And all the malice was attributed to me.
Fundamentally I disagree
And intervene in people's affairs.
And I'll start from the beginning of the century
I fix a person.
I flew to you in Togliatti
There are a lot of very important things here.
Who presumptuous - I will besiege
And who worked - I will reward.
Let's start with you guys.
Come on, piglets!
(Turns to Nif-Nif)
You are healthy, my friend, in body
So do something useful
Temper the children of the neighbors
Heal your friends!
(Turns to Nuf-Nuf)
Nuf-nuf! Do you like to dress up
And get drunk like a pig
You will now be a supplier
And forget about the girls.
Dress warm people
Don't put alcohol in your mouth.
(Turns to Naf-Naf)
On 'F! You already have everything
You do not regret the strength for the cause
I will send you good luck
Happiness, joy in addition.
Teach and help others.
(Addressing the audience)
And I congratulate you ladies
I don't know what to give you
I just know it's new year
Will bring something new.
Who mourned - that fun
Who lived closely - so housewarming
Whoever lived in poverty - to that wealth
Who is lonely, with a friend brotherhood
Who is indecisive, then courage
What would everyone want love.
Go for it - you will achieve everything
And you will have a great life.
Health to you and your children,
All the beauty in the world.
In life you don't let us down
Receive congratulations
One by one you fit
And you will receive gifts.
Preparing for a holiday is always a routine and long work. But when the day of the holiday comes, it is the best day in life. All the guests are beautiful, everyone is in a good mood and everyone is ready to have fun and spend time with interest. New toasts for the new year 2019 - the year of the pig - will help you prolong the fun and make the holiday even brighter and more emotional. Funny and short, funny and serious - each toast is a masterpiece, and therefore absolutely all guests will raise their glasses.
The pig is the most thrifty animal! No wonder most piggy banks are made in the form of pigs.
I wish you in the coming year to save up for your dream and make it come true!
I wish all of us to keep a crochet tail in the coming year and look at everything with a smile!
Dear friends! There is this wonderful anecdote:
A wolf, a fox and a pig fell into one hole. Time passed and the fox thinks:
- there is a pig, so there will be meat, I’ll still stretch it.
Wolf thinks:
- there is a pig - there is meat. There is a fox - there is a woman. You can live.
The pig thinks
- here I'm obviously superfluous, - and offers: - let me sing to you.
The wolf and the fox agreed, and the pig howled. At the squeal, hunters came running and shot the wolf and the fox. At the last minute, the wolf thought:
- here's a pancake, and there was meat and a woman, no, I still wanted a show!
Friends! I propose to drink so that in the coming year we all have everything in abundance, and every day is a real show with a good ending!
When someone gets drunk on vodka, they say about him - a pig!
And if a person became drunk after a bottle of expensive cognac, what is it called? - secured pig!
Let's raise our glasses to ensure that we are all well off and live the next year in such a way that we do not deny ourselves anything.
In the meantime, watch the New Year's video congratulations on the year of the pig.
When the pig saw the brazier, it began to bark at the neighbors and catch mice...
This is to ensure that everything goes according to plan in our lives for the next year, and there is nothing unexpected!
It recently turned out that the pig is the most useful animal! From it, you can use absolutely everything, even the name for a curse.
May you have absolutely everything in the coming year, and more. And if someone swears at you, then tell him about the symbol of the year.
Mom scolds her son because he got dirty and says: - Yes, you're just a pig! Do you know who this is?
The son answers - yes, this is the son of a pig ...
I wish all of you in the new year to behave towards others as you would like them to behave towards you. And then this year will be the best and kindest!
Only one mistake was made in the congratulations sent out. It was written: happy new year, pigs!
See how one mistake, one little comma can ruin everything. May everything be without mistakes in the coming year, and small troubles are bypassed.
This is the most magical moment
Knocking loudly, open the door.
And with him let luck come to your house,
A bag of smiles and a wagon of ideas!
May the coming year be full of happiness
Relatives, friends, let the house be full.
And let bad weather pass by,
After all, the year goes by and grief remains in it.
To the sound of chimes, make a wish,
Sparkling wine glows in a glass.
Magic moment! After all, it’s a date with childhood.
And your wish will surely come true!
Happy New Year 2019 and I leave you my congratulations. May the coming year grunt with happiness and squeal with joy, may the Year of the Pig bring prosperity to your home and well-being. Keep your nose up, believe in your dreams and enjoy every day magical year Pigs.
Happy New Year 2019!
Let fluffy snowflakes
They lead a round dance in the sky,
Pig comes through the snow -
Everyone brings gifts!
Let her be round, ruddy
Many joys will come
Life will be fun, glorious
Every day and all year round!
accept my New Year's greetings. I wish you a sea of \u200b\u200bjoy, I wish you prosperity, and they arrived at the very ceiling. Let the year be successful, let luck in business not let you down, let success await at every turn. May the year of the pig bring goodness, prosperity and peace of mind to your homes.
Christmas trees are elegant and from the hills of skating,
Clear weather and close friends.
Best regards! May all desires
They will come true with Mumps faster!
May the new year 2019 be bright and unforgettable for you. Let the good New Year's fuss, like a whirlwind of restless snowflakes, swirl you in a whirlpool of fabulous, happy days. I wish this year to bring with it good luck, the logical completion of all planned affairs and the fulfillment of the most cherished expectations. Happy holiday!
Let the Pig give
fun, good luck
And many different
Surprises to boot!
Flies, hurries to us New Year 2019. I wish that he brings a bag of happiness to everyone, mixed with good luck and chronic success. Let the ringing of the chimes be a harbinger of the beginning of a new, prosperous life filled with joy, love, bright lights of pleasant events, cheerful meetings and fulfillment of desires. Happy New Year!
May the Year of the Pig
Will be bright
And happiness will bring
As a gift!
I wish this year of the pig, to swim in a pile of good and money. Let the pig dig you with its patch of success, joy and prosperity. Let this congratulation be the start for a string of fulfillment of the most long-awaited desires, and this year will become profitable and filled with only joyful events. Happy New Year!
Oink! I want to run happily
Like skating on ice
And good luck to meet
In the coming year!
I hasten to leave my congratulations for you, because the New Year is already on the threshold - the year of Piggy. Congratulations and from the bottom of my heart I want to wish that the whole year you can grunt with pleasure, live every new day without stress and problems. Good luck, happiness inside and around you, love, success and far from immodest prosperity! Happy New Year.
Let a funny patch
Pig will knock on the house,
To give happiness
And make dreams come true!
I wish the new year 2019 to bring a lot of pleasant impressions, happiness, good news! Catch luck by the tail, do not miss opportunities and live in abundance! I wish you to spend the year interesting and enjoy the little things!
Confetti, balloons, crackers,
White flakes round dance!
Happy New Year! Happy Year of the Piggy!
May he bring happiness
It will be glorious, it will be bright
From pleasant changes
And wonderful gifts.
Gives every day!
So the new year crept up, full of hopes, desires and plans! Get our congratulations on the most good wishes! Let the Year of the Pig be relaxed, interesting, without haste, but what about business - they can wait!
May it bring a lot of happiness
Boar in a wonderful New Year!
Let the mood be bright
How Christmas decorations,
And the days sparkle with joy
Like Christmas lights!
Let all the best come true
Conceived - it turns out
And everything that the heart is waiting for,
Give this New Year!
I wish that my congratulations along with the positive Mumps bring you only happiness, success and a lot of joy this New Year! I wish you to always remember that life is beautiful and get the most out of it! Let everything that you dream about come true on this bright holiday!
A cheerful piglet flashed
And a pig tail
Piglet looked at us,
To wish you good luck.
Let the whole new year pass
IN good mood,
Let there be a minimum of worries
And maximum luck!
New Year is rushing in
Year two thousand nineteen!
He will warm, he will help,
Only the best will multiply.
And worries and sorrows
What once bothered -
Everything is left behind
After all, happiness has a simple key:
Kindness, love - without measure,
Act lightly and boldly.
Achieve goals quickly
Stay human!
Let the streams of income ring
Bad weather does not sadden.
Hobbies, shocks,
Crazy moods.