Wives talk about husbands scene. Humorous scenes - a successful marriage
We bring to your attention a series of sketches about a family for children and schoolchildren.
Humorous scene - "Family Auction"
Wife, husband and two children are in the kitchen. The wife is standing by the stove, the men are sitting.
Wife: So, lot number one is borscht! The starting price is to wash the dishes after you.
Husband: I will wash the dishes for myself and for you!
Wife: Washes dishes for two - once!
Son: I'll wash all the dishes!
Wife: Wash all the dishes - once!
Second son: I will wash all the dishes and take out the trash!
Wife: Eldest son, smart girl! Once! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes! Two! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes...
Husband: And I'll give you a salary!
Wife: Sold! The man in the gray shirt!
Humorous scene about wife and husband
A woman pours soup from a pot into a man's bowl.
Woman: How are you? Why are you silent? Do you like how I cook?! I do not like?!! What are you wheezing?! Tell me like a human?! If you don't like it, you can leave! What's up?!!!
A man lies under a table with severe poisoning.
Family scene - "Male tantrum"
The husband is lying on the couch, watching TV. The wife enters the room.
Husband: I need a new T-shirt!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look what I'm wearing!
Wife: in a T-shirt ...
Husband: In a T-shirt?! Is this a T-shirt?! Look, Seryoga from the 42nd wife bought a T-shirt - so this is a T-shirt! And I bought new sweatpants! Lying on the couch like a prince! And I?! I have nothing to lie on the sofa?
Wife: Honey, but we can't right now...
Husband: Oh right? I'm going to my dad!
Video: funny scene for children about a family
Friendly family. Mini-sketch for children
Vladimir Kozhushner
In the room there are: a table covered with a tablecloth, a sofa (couch), a TV and a bedside table. On the bedside table there is a vase of flowers, a magazine, a dry cloth, a carafe of water and an empty glass.
The furniture is arranged so that you can run around the table. A squabble of two voices, male and female, can be heard from the TV.
Brother and sister, Vova and Tanya, sit on chairs at the table and watch TV. A blouse hangs on the back of Tanya's chair.
Vova: Switch the TV to another channel.
Tanya: Why?
Vova: I don't want to listen to my aunt and uncle arguing with each other.
Tanya: This is not an aunt and uncle, but a husband and wife. Italians. Here.
Vova: I still don't want to. Switch, please.
Tanya: Okay. Only then let's play husband and wife.
Vova: How are we going to play?
Tanya: Very simple. You will do whatever I ask you.
Tanya gets up from her chair, turns off the TV (the quarrel stops), goes to the bedside table, takes a magazine, goes to the sofa, lies down and pretends to be watching a fashion magazine. Silence in the room. Vova looks at her sister and waits for her command.
Tanya: Bring me some water.
Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently gives it to her.
Tanya casually puts the magazine aside, rises, takes the glass from Vova, drinks it, and gives it back.
Vova puts the glass on the bedside table, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shudders and pretends to be cold.
Tanya: Give me a blouse. Something got cold.
Vova: I won't give you a blouse. Get up and take it. You are already big.
Tanya jumps up from the sofa.
Tanya: That's not fair. You promised to do whatever I ask you.
Papa enters and, smiling, turns to Tanya.
Dad: Why are you commanding your brother?
Tanya: But because I am a wife and everything is possible for me.
Dad makes a menacing look and, waddling from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.
Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men!
Tanya runs away from her father with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. The room begins to stir. Fast music is playing. Heroes run around the table, and joyfully squeal and squeak. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over the chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. On the face of a smile. It is clear that she loves the game.
Mom: What's the noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips, makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we'll show you!
Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing after him. Everyone runs around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music is playing again. Papa yells, “Oh! Ai! ”, Mom - “Now we will catch you!”, Tanya - “Catch him! Catch! Mom catches up with Dad at the couch and they fall on him. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a bunch - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You crush me!
The children are reluctant to let their father go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the couch. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.
Mom: Explain what happened?
Dad: Daughter, had seen enough of the series and began to command Vova. I decided to protect him.
Mom: Yes, you came up with a good upbringing - to spank a child!
Tanya: Mom! So he pretend.
Mom: I already told you that you don’t need to watch adult films. The eyes are spoiled, the head is clogged with unnecessary information, and time is wasted.
Tanya: Okay, Mom. Can I watch children's shows?
Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.
Mom: You can.
Mom and dad get up. They take hands. Children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.
Mom: My pranksters. How I love you!
Mom lets go of daddy's hands and tries to free herself from Tanya's hugs. Children hug their parents even tighter. Mom speaks kindly.
Mom: Everything. All. We played. And now, my dears, put the room in order, and I will go to the kitchen.
Children let their parents go. Mom comes out. Everyone starts cleaning up. Tanya takes a rag from the bedside table, wipes the dust and spreads the tablecloth on the table. Vova picks up the chairs and puts them in their place. Dad opens the curtain on the window.
Mom enters.
Mom: How clean! What good fellows! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads for the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
A curtain.
Sketches about a family are funny for children in kindergarten
Sketches about a family are funny for schoolchildren
Evening of rest “Together we feel good”, dedicated to Family Day.
Goals:
- Raising love and respect for one's family;
- Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
- Development creativity children.
Hall decoration: Balloons, birch with leaves, on each of them - a photo of the family of each child. Exhibition creative works families. Baby photos of mothers.
Equipment: for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pans, a rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.
Event progress:
Leading:
Good evening, dear children and dear parents!
A glorious holiday in our house,
I don't think it's more important.
Your dads and moms are here today.
Is there anyone in the world
Closer and dearer.
Our meeting is dedicated to Family Day. But what is a family?
Student:
Family is what we share for everyone,
A little bit of everything: both tears and laughter,
Rise and fall, joy, sadness,
Friendship and quarrels, silence seal.
Family is what is always with you.
Let seconds rush, weeks, years,
But the walls are dear, your father's house -
The heart will forever remain in it!
Student:
I love my family very much
Hello to her hot slut:
Dad, mom and sister,
An old granny and ... me!
Leading:
I congratulate all those present on this holiday. I wish your families happiness, health, prosperity and all the best.
Thank you for putting aside all your affairs and worries and coming here with your children.
Welcome to our family celebration"Together we are good."
We are gathered for an evening that we hope will give you good mood. Be active, play, participate in contests and just relax!
And now, I will ask you a few questions, to which I think I will get honest answers (an impromptu microphone is passed; the question is answered by the one who has the "microphone" in his hands after a certain signal)
- Were you begged to go to the party or did you agree right away?
- When was the last time you were at school?
- Are you interested in your child's life at school?
- Do you remember your first lesson?
- Which subject was your favorite?
- Do you communicate with your school friends?
- Have you always behaved well in class?
- Were you punished? If yes, then why?
- What did you dream of being as a child? Has your dream come true?
- How often do you spend free time with your children?
Thanks to parents. Now guys, guess who these words are about:
There are many of them in the world
Children love them with all their hearts.
Only, for everyone, she is alone,
She is dearer to you than all
Who is she?
I will answer: THIS my mommy.
Mom ... What a short and important word! Without it, life on earth is impossible. Years pass, mothers grow old, but still remain the most faithful and reliable friends and helpers in all matters.
Do you know what your mothers were like as a child?
Now we will check you .
Task for children: recognize mom from baby photo, name mom's birthday.
Student:
Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the house
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!
Student:
Mom brings me
toys, candy,
But that's not why I love my mom.
She sings happy songs
We are never bored together!
Task for moms: Play a lullaby.
Contest " Hostess"
Mothers put on an apron, a scarf. Children tie an apron. After mom gets dressed - pick up a pan. Who is faster?
Competition for children.
Thread the needle.
Student:
Now we want to give our mothers some advice on how to behave with their children:
Student 1:
Must be mother's character
Necessarily humane very humane:
If I get three
Don't sigh all evening.
Student 2:
And say: "Go to the cinema,
Walk together -
Clear your head from your geometries!”
Student 3:
Must be mother's character
Definitely humane!
Must not be gloomy!
Student 4:
I will forget the promise
Take a bag of vegetables
On the dacha plot -
Mom must take it
Might pull up
Let her not groan:
"It's hard as hell!" —
Let him show courage.
Student 5:
That's the nature of my mother,
No doubt humane!
He is human friends!
And quite comfortable!
Leading:
Moms, do you agree?
They want to hear: "Yes" in response
And, of course, you hear "no"!
Leading:
Now guess who these words are about:
Student:
He can do anything, he can do anything
All braver and stronger
Barbell for him, like cotton wool
Well, of course it's PAPA
Leading:
Children wrote essays about dads. I will read excerpts from them. (Appendix).
Task for dads- recognize yourself by the description.
Student:
What is our house without dad!
Is it true guys?
Who will mend the stool
Will take you by car
Marks in my diary
Knows everything!
Student:
That's the miracle, that's the way things are!
Our newspaper came to life:
She's on daddy's nose
And in the tone of his snoring rustles!
Student:
Cape dad decided to do some cleaning.
"My friend!" Dad said.
"It's time to get used to it!"
"The idea is great!" - mom said
And then she ran away from home.
For three hours, my mother has been sitting in the park, Looking at her mobile with fear:
When will the cleaning end?
Will I finally be able to return home?!”
Leading:
We joke of course
But very nice
When next to you
Your smart dad!
Blitz. survey of children:
- Dad's favorite dish?
- shoe size?
— favorite place in the house?
- Dad's birthday?
Dad Contest:
The child carries a newspaper, dad unfolds it, puts on glasses, sits in a comfortable position and reads.
Leading:
And now friends attention!
I propose a competition.
Who is strong here, who is dexterous here,
Show your skill!
Exercise: dads and children pull the rope.
The winner is awarded the medal "The Strongest Family".
Student:
How not to tell us warm words about dads,
Who love us so much
Who only sometimes quarrel,
And praise, praise a lot of times.
Student:
Thank them for their masculine severity,
For restraint, for will and comfort,
For strong and faithful male hands,
That they love us and take care of our house.
Student:
We are our moms and dads
We wish you good luck.
Success in business, and warmth in the family.
We want everyone to know
That our mothers
That our dads.
The best ever!
Parent's response:
Host: Who is smarter than everyone in the world?
Leading: Who is dearer to us all in the world?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Host: Who heals our hearts with love?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Leading: Who so longs for our meeting?
Parents: Our children!
Host: Your children!
Student:
How our moms and dads love us.
Student:
They dress us, put on shoes, wash us, cook food for us.
Student:
They worry when we get sick.
Student:
And sometimes they don't pay attention to how we behave.
Student:
Can we show how it happens?
Student:
What, let's. Although there are none among us, it will not hurt our parents to see this.
scene.
Mother:
Daughter, daughter!
Do me a favor!
feed your little brother
Butter Cookies!
Daughter:
Tired, mom, I have to deal with my brother.
On the swing I want to swing in the park!
Dad:
Daughter, dear!
Clean up the apartment!
On your table for a long time
Mountains of garbage and dust!
Daughter:
If you really need-
Remove yourself!
I've already decided for three hours
We bring to your attention a series of sketches about a family for children and schoolchildren.
Humorous scene - "Family Auction"
Wife, husband and two children are in the kitchen. The wife is standing by the stove, the men are sitting.
Wife: So, lot number one is borscht! The starting price is to wash the dishes after you.
Husband: I will wash the dishes for myself and for you!
Wife: Washes dishes for two - once!
Son: I'll wash all the dishes!
Wife: Wash all the dishes - once!
Second son: I will wash all the dishes and take out the trash!
Wife: Eldest son, smart girl! Once! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes! Two! Take out the trash and wash all the dishes...
Husband: And I'll give you a salary!
Wife: Sold! The man in the gray shirt!
Humorous scene about wife and husband
A woman pours soup from a pot into a man's bowl.
Woman: How are you? Why are you silent? Do you like how I cook?! I do not like?!! What are you wheezing?! Tell me like a human?! If you don't like it, you can leave! What's up?!!!
A man lies under a table with severe poisoning.
Family scene - "Male tantrum"
The husband is lying on the couch, watching TV. The wife enters the room.
Husband: I need a new T-shirt!
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look what I'm wearing!
Wife: in a T-shirt ...
Husband: In a T-shirt?! Is this a T-shirt?! Look, Seryoga from the 42nd wife bought a T-shirt - so this is a T-shirt! And I bought new sweatpants! Lying on the couch like a prince! And I?! I have nothing to lie on the sofa?
Wife: Honey, but we can't right now...
Husband: Oh right? I'm going to my dad!
Video: funny scene for children about a family
Friendly family. Mini-sketch for children
Vladimir Kozhushner
In the room there are: a table covered with a tablecloth, a sofa (couch), a TV and a bedside table. On the bedside table there is a vase of flowers, a magazine, a dry cloth, a carafe of water and an empty glass.
The furniture is arranged so that you can run around the table. A squabble of two voices, male and female, can be heard from the TV.
Brother and sister, Vova and Tanya, sit on chairs at the table and watch TV. A blouse hangs on the back of Tanya's chair.
Vova: Switch the TV to another channel.
Tanya: Why?
Vova: I don't want to listen to my aunt and uncle arguing with each other.
Tanya: This is not an aunt and uncle, but a husband and wife. Italians. Here.
Vova: I still don't want to. Switch, please.
Tanya: Okay. Only then let's play husband and wife.
Vova: How are we going to play?
Tanya: Very simple. You will do whatever I ask you.
Tanya gets up from her chair, turns off the TV (the quarrel stops), goes to the bedside table, takes a magazine, goes to the sofa, lies down and pretends to be watching a fashion magazine. Silence in the room. Vova looks at her sister and waits for her command.
Tanya: Bring me some water.
Vova gets up, goes to the bedside table, pours a glass of water and silently gives it to her.
Tanya casually puts the magazine aside, rises, takes the glass from Vova, drinks it, and gives it back.
Vova puts the glass on the bedside table, goes to the switch and turns on the light.
Tanya lies down on the sofa again, straightens her hair, shudders and pretends to be cold.
Tanya: Give me a blouse. Something got cold.
Vova: I won't give you a blouse. Get up and take it. You are already big.
Tanya jumps up from the sofa.
Tanya: That's not fair. You promised to do whatever I ask you.
Papa enters and, smiling, turns to Tanya.
Dad: Why are you commanding your brother?
Tanya: But because I am a wife and everything is possible for me.
Dad makes a menacing look and, waddling from foot to foot like a bear, goes to Tanya.
Dad: We'll spank you now! Is it possible to command men!
Tanya runs away from her father with a squeak. Vova also rushes after her. They are trying to catch her. The room begins to stir. Fast music is playing. Heroes run around the table, and joyfully squeal and squeak. On the way, Tanya accidentally knocks over the chair and pulls the tablecloth off the table. Then he runs to the exit and runs into his mother on the threshold. Hiding behind her back. On the face of a smile. It is clear that she loves the game.
Mom: What's the noise?
The music stops.
Tanya: They want to spank me!
Mom puts her hands on her hips, makes a serious face.
Mom: Two for one? It's not fair! Now we'll show you!
Now dad is running away, and mom and Tanya are chasing after him. Everyone runs around the table and Vova, who stands like a pillar. Fast music is playing again. Papa yells, “Oh! Ai! ”, Mom - “Now we will catch you!”, Tanya - “Catch him! Catch! Mom catches up with Dad at the couch and they fall on him. Tanya jumps from above. Then Vova comes running and also jumps on dad. It turns out a bunch - small!
Dad: Enough! Enough! You crush me!
The children are reluctant to let their father go. Breathing heavily, everyone sits down on the couch. The music stops. Mom looks at dad.
Mom: Explain what happened?
Dad: Daughter, had seen enough of the series and began to command Vova. I decided to protect him.
Mom: Yes, you came up with a good upbringing - to spank a child!
Tanya: Mom! So he pretend.
Mom: I already told you that you don’t need to watch adult films. The eyes are spoiled, the head is clogged with unnecessary information, and time is wasted.
Tanya: Okay, Mom. Can I watch children's shows?
Mom hugs her daughter. Gently strokes the head.
Mom: You can.
Mom and dad get up. They take hands. Children jump up. Vova hugs dad. Tanya hugs her mother.
Mom: My pranksters. How I love you!
Mom lets go of daddy's hands and tries to free herself from Tanya's hugs. Children hug their parents even tighter. Mom speaks kindly.
Mom: Everything. All. We played. And now, my dears, put the room in order, and I will go to the kitchen.
Children let their parents go. Mom comes out. Everyone starts cleaning up. Tanya takes a rag from the bedside table, wipes the dust and spreads the tablecloth on the table. Vova picks up the chairs and puts them in their place. Dad opens the curtain on the window.
Mom enters.
Mom: How clean! What good fellows! You deserve lunch! Come on, I'll feed you.
The children run to their mother. Mom hugs them and heads for the exit. Dad walks behind and smiles.
A curtain.
Sketches about a family are funny for children in kindergarten
Sketches about a family are funny for schoolchildren
Evening of rest “Together we feel good”, dedicated to Family Day.
Goals:
- Raising love and respect for one's family;
- Development and formation of a friendly team of children and parents.
- Development of children's creative abilities.
Hall decoration: balloons, a birch with leaves, on each of them there is a photo of the family of each child. Exhibition of creative works of families. Baby photos of mothers.
Equipment: for competitions - 2 aprons, 2 scarves, 2 pans, a rope, 2 chairs, 2 newspapers, 2 threads, 2 needles, potatoes, knives. Music Center.
Event progress:
Leading:
Good evening, dear children and dear parents!
A glorious holiday in our house,
I don't think it's more important.
Your dads and moms are here today.
Is there anyone in the world
Closer and dearer.
Our meeting is dedicated to Family Day. But what is a family?
Student:
Family is what we share for everyone,
A little bit of everything: both tears and laughter,
Rise and fall, joy, sadness,
Friendship and quarrels, silence seal.
Family is what is always with you.
Let seconds rush, weeks, years,
But the walls are dear, your father's house -
The heart will forever remain in it!
Student:
I love my family very much
Hello to her hot slut:
Dad, mom and sister,
An old granny and ... me!
Leading:
I congratulate all those present on this holiday. I wish your families happiness, health, prosperity and all the best.
Thank you for putting aside all your affairs and worries and coming here with your children.
Welcome to our family holiday “Together we feel good”.
We are here for an evening that we hope will put you in a good mood. Be active, play, participate in contests and just relax!
And now, I will ask you a few questions, to which I think I will get honest answers (an impromptu microphone is passed; the question is answered by the one who has the "microphone" in his hands after a certain signal)
- Were you begged to go to the party or did you agree right away?
- When was the last time you were at school?
- Are you interested in your child's life at school?
- Do you remember your first lesson?
- Which subject was your favorite?
- Do you communicate with your school friends?
- Have you always behaved well in class?
- Were you punished? If yes, then why?
- What did you dream of being as a child? Has your dream come true?
- How often do you spend free time with your children?
Thanks to parents. Now guys, guess who these words are about:
There are many of them in the world
Children love them with all their hearts.
Only, for everyone, she is alone,
She is dearer to you than all
Who is she?
I will answer: THIS my mommy.
Mom ... What a short and important word! Without it, life on earth is impossible. Years pass, mothers grow old, but still remain the most faithful and reliable friends and helpers in all matters.
Do you know what your mothers were like as a child?
Now we will check you .
Task for children: recognize mom from baby photo, name mom's birthday.
Student:
Mom's smile
Brings happiness into the house
Mom's smile
Needed everywhere, in everything!
Student:
Mom brings me
toys, candy,
But that's not why I love my mom.
She sings happy songs
We are never bored together!
Task for moms: Play a lullaby.
Contest " Hostess"
Mothers put on an apron, a scarf. Children tie an apron. After mom gets dressed - pick up a pan. Who is faster?
Competition for children.
Thread the needle.
Student:
Now we want to give our mothers some advice on how to behave with their children:
Student 1:
Must be mother's character
Necessarily humane very humane:
If I get three
Don't sigh all evening.
Student 2:
And say: "Go to the cinema,
Walk together -
Clear your head from your geometries!”
Student 3:
Must be mother's character
Definitely humane!
Must not be gloomy!
Student 4:
I will forget the promise
Take a bag of vegetables
On the dacha plot -
Mom must take it
Might pull up
Let her not groan:
"It's hard as hell!" —
Let him show courage.
Student 5:
That's the nature of my mother,
No doubt humane!
He is human friends!
And quite comfortable!
Leading:
Moms, do you agree?
They want to hear: "Yes" in response
And, of course, you hear "no"!
Leading:
Now guess who these words are about:
Student:
He can do anything, he can do anything
All braver and stronger
Barbell for him, like cotton wool
Well, of course it's PAPA
Leading:
Children wrote essays about dads. I will read excerpts from them. (Appendix).
Task for dads- recognize yourself by the description.
Student:
What is our house without dad!
Is it true guys?
Who will mend the stool
Will take you by car
Marks in my diary
Knows everything!
Student:
That's the miracle, that's the way things are!
Our newspaper came to life:
She's on daddy's nose
And in the tone of his snoring rustles!
Student:
Cape dad decided to do some cleaning.
"My friend!" Dad said.
"It's time to get used to it!"
"The idea is great!" - mom said
And then she ran away from home.
For three hours, my mother has been sitting in the park, Looking at her mobile with fear:
When will the cleaning end?
Will I finally be able to return home?!”
Leading:
We joke of course
But very nice
When next to you
Your smart dad!
Blitz. survey of children:
- Dad's favorite dish?
- shoe size?
- Favorite place in the house?
- Dad's birthday?
Dad Contest:
The child carries a newspaper, dad unfolds it, puts on glasses, sits in a comfortable position and reads.
Leading:
And now friends attention!
I propose a competition.
Who is strong here, who is dexterous here,
Show your skill!
Exercise: dads and children pull the rope.
The winner is awarded the medal "The Strongest Family".
Student:
How not to tell us warm words about dads,
Who love us so much
Who only sometimes quarrel,
And praise, praise a lot of times.
Student:
Thank them for their masculine severity,
For restraint, for will and comfort,
For strong and faithful male hands,
That they love us and take care of our house.
Student:
We are our moms and dads
We wish you good luck.
Success in business, and warmth in the family.
We want everyone to know
That our mothers
That our dads.
The best ever!
Parent's response:
Host: Who is smarter than everyone in the world?
Leading: Who is dearer to us all in the world?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Host: Who heals our hearts with love?
Parents: Our children, our children!
Leading: Who so longs for our meeting?
Parents: Our children!
Host: Your children!
Student:
How our moms and dads love us.
Student:
They dress us, put on shoes, wash us, cook food for us.
Student:
They worry when we get sick.
Student:
And sometimes they don't pay attention to how we behave.
Student:
Can we show how it happens?
Student:
What, let's. Although there are none among us, it will not hurt our parents to see this.
scene.
Mother:
Daughter, daughter!
Do me a favor!
feed your little brother
Butter Cookies!
Daughter:
Tired, mom, I have to deal with my brother.
On the swing I want to swing in the park!
Dad:
Daughter, dear!
Clean up the apartment!
On your table for a long time
Mountains of garbage and dust!
Daughter:
If you really need-
Remove yourself!
I've already decided for three hours
(After a short ring, the door opens. A middle-aged woman is standing, dressed modestly, in long skirt. In the hands of her pamphlets and books. She quietly repeats the memorized text under her breath)
Woman: Hello, tell me, do you believe in God? If you have difficulties in life, you do not know who to turn to ...
(In parallel, her head slowly rises. The woman screams and faints. A demon stands on the threshold with horns and a trident in his hands. Loud music comes from the apartment, a guy in an angel costume runs out)
Angel: Listen, of course, I understand everything, we have Halloween, but come on, you won’t open the door anymore, otherwise the third faint in the evening is too ...
Fill us, please, but more expensive, at least every day!
(A knock on the door, a man stands on the threshold, an alcoholic opens it)
Neighbor: Listen, you flood us!
Alcoholic: (hiccups) How long?
Neighbor: Of course, for a long time.
Alcoholic: Why didn't you come earlier?
Neighbor: Because before, high-quality whiskey ran from my ceiling, and now only cheap port wine! Do something about it.
An experienced massage therapist does not care who comes to the procedures
A knock on the door opens a healthy middle-aged man. On the threshold of a woman in a tight dress with bright makeup, exposes a leg.
Woman: Well, honey, I'm here for you.
Man: Of course, I understand that there would be a lot of work for me here, but you are unlikely to come to me.
Woman: What, am I not suitable?
Man: No, what are you, your brisket is even fine, legs and hips too, though the sirloin let us down, but that's okay. The massage therapist doesn't care. His door is nearby, you are mistaken.
Woman: Who are you then?
Man: I'm a butcher, ma'am.
If Stalin had the Internet in ancient times
(A guy with a laptop bursts into Stalin's office, puts it busily on the table)
Stalin: What is this?
Guy: Internet
Stalin: And what is he to me?
Guy: How's that for what? Here everything is written about everyone.
Stalin: Come on, tell me, when will the war end?
Guy: (driving in a request) May 9th next year.
Stalin: Hmm, a good date, spring, I must write it down. And what about nuclear developments?
Guy: Wikipedia says that the development of the first atomic bomb will end only in 1949.
Stalin: Okay, not long to wait. Well, is there anything about me?
Guy: Of course there is, Comrade Stalin! It is written: Iosif Vissarionovich was a state leader until his death in 1953 ...
Stalin: Whatoooo? What kind of death? Shoot!
Guy: But why me? That's what it says on the internet.
Stalin: Who is in charge?
Guy: But there is no main thing, everything is on its own.
Stalin: Guards, exile him to the Urals, no computers and the Internet!
(The guy is taken away)
Stalin: Look, what young people have gone. By themselves, they have everything. Now I will write to Lavrenty Pavlovich, let him shoot hackers, we will stop the production of computers, and let him direct all his efforts to nuclear development.
Stalin always keeps his word and is ready for decisive action.
(Stalin is sitting at a table with his entourage, only 6 people. He takes out a chess piece from his bosom)
Stalin: You all know that the situation in our country is not simple. Therefore, I decided to choose a successor among you, in case of emergency. The one who takes this figurine, and becomes him.
(She throws chess on the table, those close to her rush to her, except for one. After grunts and confusion, the winner gets up with a piece held high.)
Stalin: Oh, well done! Send everyone to Siberia in exile, and you will be their leader. Stalin always keeps his word. And you (pointing to the one who remained seated) will be shot. For inactivity! Security, take everyone away!
The best funny scenes for a fun company
We read the classics and become a fatal seductress
(Modestly dressed woman, obviously educated and intelligent, turns to a consultant in a bookstore)
Woman: Tell me, please, do you have anything… well… how can I say something… well, something on such topics, you know… very intimate and frank… advice in general?
Seller: Of course there is, here you have "The best sex lessons: how to become a seductress."
Woman: I just have a daughter, she is dating a boy. And they seem to read the classics, but don't misunderstand me, because I'm a mother, I'm worried.
Saleswoman: You would immediately say so, here, hold on!
(Pulls out the volume “War and Peace”. The woman starts leafing through the book, and among the pages we see packages of condoms. The woman looks at the saleswoman with wide eyes, and she winks at her and nods)
What do the young and old buy in the bookstore?
(Scene in the bookstore. Culinary department)
Salesperson: Hello, how can I help you?
Buyer: Good afternoon. I'm looking for a book, it's called "On Tasty and Healthy Food."
Seller: You know, it is sold in two volumes. What do you need?
Buyer: Is there a fundamental difference?
Salesperson: Well, of course. The first volume is more often read by young people, it is called “On Tasty Food”, but the elderly are interested in the second, it is called “On Healthy Food”.
Who will go to work and do business?
(Scene in a cell phone store. The seller demonstrates to the buyer latest models phones)
Seller: Look, this model is very comfortable. This phone broadcasts everything you see directly to the Internet.
Customer: What, and even from the bathroom?
Salesperson: Well, of course! Very cool, isn't it? But this model is suitable for those who love to put likes. It has a keyboard that you can always carry with you and a projector to see everything on any surface.
Buyer: Well, yes, and its price is appropriate, like a car ...
Seller: Well, if this price does not suit you, I can offer a stunning model! There is everything, even a folding knife, a bill acceptor, a folding tent and a survival kit.
Buyer: And how to make calls from it?
Seller: Why do you need to call from him? This feature has been removed as unnecessary.
Customer: No, this doesn't suit me at all, goodbye.
Salesperson: No, wait! Most the best option for you from the popular pear company! This phone can do everything, even go to work for you!
Dad can do anything and more
(A young guy comes to the pharmacy where his father works)
Guy: Dad, hello, today the guys and I are going to the cottage.
Dad: Ha ha, yes, yes, son, I understand, do you need something with you?
Guy: Well, yes, you remember what happened last time ... Come on, now there’s enough for everyone, otherwise the girls will start squeaking that they’ve been broken off the whole buzz, and the guys won’t like this alignment either.
Dad: Olesya! Get the biggest pack of condoms from the warehouse. (The queue is watching intently.) And bring a couple of vials of iodine with brilliant green.
Boy: Do you think that's enough?
Dad: This time there will definitely be enough balloons for everyone, go inflate and color!
What are the old women in the queues now
(A scene in a pharmacy. A huge line, a scrawny old woman comes up behind, examines all the people, tries to squeeze through, but they don’t let her in. Then she calmly takes out a hat-mask, puts it on, then a gun appears from her purse)
Old lady: Everybody on the floor, don't move! This is a robbery!
(The queue falls to the floor with a squeal, the old woman takes off her mask and confidently approaches the cashier)
Old woman: Corvalol, please, a couple of vials for me, and two packs of validol. Look, what kind of people went, you can't survive without a gun!
Entertain guests with original scenes
Try these funny and short children's sketches for 2 people.
Robbers can also make mistakes and mix up apartments
(The room is dark, suddenly two robbers appear, lighting their way with flashlights, talking in a whisper)
First: It seems to be correct. The apartment is good, there is something to profit from.
Second: Well, yes, gold, dishes, there is a chandelier ... like in my house. The owner is clearly wealthy.
First: Look, the plasma is huge! Always wanted one like this!
Second: Come on, throw this plasma, they cost a penny now, but they work every other time, I have the same one at home.
(Comes up, presses buttons, nothing happens)
Vaughn and he also does not plow. Let's find the safe.
First: Already found. The castle is complex, I have never seen such, we will mess around for a long time.
Second: Long...long... Give it here. (He confidently dials the code, the safe opens)
First: Look, how clever you are with him, have you already met such people?
Second: (Sighs) Turn on the light, come on.
First: Why?
Second: This is my safe. Turn it on, I say.
The first robber turns on the light and spreads his arms.
How to quickly get to the doctor
(The wife and husband make their way to the dentist's office. The husband has a swollen cheek bandaged. He mumbles and whines languidly)
Husband: Well, look at the line here, we definitely won’t get in today, let’s better go tomorrow.
Wife: Yes, wait, stop whining, now I'll do everything.
Husband: Well, maybe not, I can tolerate it. It already hurts less, really, look.
Wife: I said that today means today. Wait.
(She pushes everyone and breaks into the office, her voice is heard from there)
Wife: What are you doing? Who even taught you? The instruments are completely blunt, they are not disinfected, the assistant generally sleeps!
( Heart-rending female cries are heard, the line to the office is slowly thinning, the husband sits white-faced, the wife leaves the office and addresses her husband in a hoarse voice)
Wife: Well, you see, I told you that you will go to the doctor today. Come on, come on in. And I'll break through to the otolaryngologist, otherwise I lost my voice.
When can hypnosis be useful in family life?
Option one:
(A woman enters the psychologist's office)
Woman: Hello. Last week my husband and I had a hypnosis session with you, remember? You also inspired him that he is a dog. So, this is still going on, can you help us?
Psychologist: I understand, bring him here, we will return him to the image of a man.
Woman: No, you know, I'm generally happy with everything. The house is quiet, he is affectionate, plays with me, kisses me all the time, does not drink, does not watch football, is not even going to go fishing.
Woman: Make sure he stops dragging fleas off the street!
Option two:
(A man enters the psychologist's office)
Man: Hello. Last week my wife and I had a hypnosis session with you. You inspired her that she is a cat, and this continues to this day. Can you help us please?
Psychologist: I understand, bring your wife here, we will return her human form.
Man: No, you know, in general, everything suits me. No screams, tantrums, I can safely drink beer with friends, even let me go fishing.
Psychologist: So what's the problem then?
Man: Make her stop licking! And these hairballs are just an abomination!
Sometimes it is difficult to distinguish the patient from the psychiatrist
(The patient comes to see a psychiatrist)
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Doctor: And who are they?
Patient: One is me and the other is you.
Doctor: And what, both exist?
Patient: Well, of course!
Doctor: Well, you must be sick. And what does the second person tell you?
Patient: That I'm sick and that you don't exist.
Doctor: How can I not exist if this is me?
Patient: But according to your logic, one of us should not be.
Doctor: Can you see me?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: I see you. Yes, there is something wrong with me...
Patient: And then give me a certificate that I am healthy.
Doctor: Yes, of course. And come see me tomorrow. Both.
The perfect girl will be your best friend
(The scene in the therapist's office, the patient enters with a rubber deflated doll under his arm)
Patient: Hello doctor, my girlfriend and I are having problems.
Doctor: Where is your girlfriend?
Patient: There she is. Before, everything was great, but now she is kind of sad, drooping, lost her shape. I don't know what to do. First I was referred to a psychiatrist. But for some reason they tried to treat me, not her. And everything is fine with me. Help us please.
Doctor: But you understand that your girlfriend is rubber? And I treat people, living people, you understand?
Patient: And why is it worse?! Beautiful, well-groomed, modest and quiet. He agrees with everything, never drips on his brains, puts on what I want, paints as I like. She doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and has no friends. Doesn't change. Allows me to drink beer and watch football.
(The doctor takes the doll, inflates it, returns it to the nervous patient)
Doll: Thank you. Honey, let's go to bed!
Patient: Thank you very much, I knew you would help us!
Doctor: Eh, people are lucky. And I was a fool, got married, a fool and remained.
funny short scenes- fun ideas
4.9 (98.18%) 11 votesMen are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for a birthday native person it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday man and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present cool scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned program of the holiday, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday man in an original way, with humor and fiction.
At the table
Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaner"
In the midst of the holiday, a “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: And what do I care? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaner. It is advisable that this guest sit next to the birthday man).
Guest: Don't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaner).
Cleaning woman: So it's because of you that they don't let me work? So it's because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations!
(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. A violent reaction from the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene number 2 "Congratulations from friends"
In the hands of each of two balls: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the motive "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."
Together:
The years fly by like birds.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
Red we will give a dare ball,
As a sign of respect, accept quickly
Lots of heat, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
For you to be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives, friends be near,
You are the best, I say not melting.1 friend
We want to give peace of mind
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He saves from sadness
And only goodness will find its way to your house!2 friend
Orange ball - it's like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were other balls
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a little yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn't bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment, and handed to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 "Compliments"
For this congratulations, you will need a presenter, whatman paper and felt-tip pens.
1. On whatman paper, the leader writes horizontally or vertically (as convenient) the name of the birthday person.
2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday man on the positive side.
3. At the end, the host gives the birthday man a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"
The guests are sitting at the table, the leader is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who got the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday man with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday man.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it to the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often,
Exactly the same is on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - shorts with a joke).3. You never know what life will bring us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from embarrassment.
Probably our best award.
As a gift to you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Did you think, wondered, to give this as a gift?
Decided that you are independent,
And he is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"
psychic (enters the room, waving his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me feel your aura! (He runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously.) I see… I see that you have a good aura! Positive moments attract! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I can’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, but the mink coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then it’s vague again - everything is banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be, will be - I can’t lie!
(She presses her hand theatrically to her heart, rolls her eyes and falls to the floor, lies down for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday man tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and she ordered me to hand over the gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 "Doctor's visit"
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday man): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
"Dengoni never lack"? (Looks inquiringly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with heart to what ?! I hear, I hear: "Love the Euphoria"!
Let's keep checking! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, everything is serious here ... you have a rare disease on your hands - "work in the throat once upon a time"!
(Hammer taps on knees): And in your legs you have "all-probezhkinoz"! Well, let's look at the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget-dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you accept what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdosing (gives an envelope with money)! This remedy will help to maintain love euphoria (Gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! I write to you the best medicines (gives a good book or a collection of motivating quotes)! Well everyone, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 "Congratulations to the king!"
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: King's throne, courtier costumes (or at least attributes).Court 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(Importantly unfolds the scroll. Frightened looks around, calls another courtier).
Court 1(whispering): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(COURIST 2 shrugs, then raises his finger up. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How does the king (Name) get angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a cheerful disc player, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and break into his payroll without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday man).
Court 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are overseas gifts arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!
Court 1: Count De (guest's last name) from a mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you a charming aroma! With him, you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (They give perfume.)
Court 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish, so that all wishes come true! Prince (name) from (…) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, next gift- This worthwhile thing! A magical potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Court 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"
Three women are needed for congratulations. Each in the hands of a broom. In total, three brooms are needed: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To be a healthy man
We give an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday man).Second woman
Do not fuss and do not suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's go over the shoulders, over the head,
To be healthy you are like a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, we dare to steam it.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's go with a broom just below the waist.
Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles by the number of gifts). Girls enter the house and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate you all!
Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, accept gifts soon!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange a "bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife does not have a soul in you, you have a set of tea on you!
Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we prepared sweets! With cognac!
Girl 3: No candy (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace with the words "that's it!")
Scene No. 10 "Little Life Story"
Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a bonnet, a diaper, a bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions "Car", "ball", "Prestigious work", a school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Ah, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.Leading: Sit comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very small, he was given a bottle of milk ... (Suitable, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured in it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday man in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white color). He drank and fell asleep and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests in animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other has “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday man to remove all the attributes, gives a briefcase), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl with a briefcase runs in, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: Che hatched? I'm a fool! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero was growing up, he did not forget about his first love, and he promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still got married, but to another!
(The song “Oh, this wedding sang and danced” plays).Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription “Prestigious work” on the back, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, in the end, of course, he catches).All characters speak in unison or take turns: Life runs by, but don't rush! Feel free to write your own story! On the path to happiness, go steadfastly, because there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge how you could, prepared yourself, people are yours!
(Followed by the presentation of gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday boy sees that you have been preparing and trying, he will be doubly pleased, and from the birthday, which was prepared with such fiction and love by loved ones, indelible impressions will forever remain!
Manuscript:
1st apartment
Husband:
Where does she walk so long?
Never on time!
I'm hungry, here I am from work....
And an uncooked lunch...
Husband:
The wife has finally arrived!
Wife:
"Detained at work" - ...
Husband:
At work, at work!
Husband is more important than all work!
I work in the tenth sweat
The head is spinning!
Husband:
There are no servants in our house!
Don't have your hands?
Wife:
You've been sitting at home for so long!
I came hungry.
You suffer from idleness, -
Here is the head!
No, to cook dinner
Yes, open the door with love!
I'm not a maid either!
Maybe invite your mom?
So tired after arguing
They went to bed hungry.
The Bible is completely forgotten
And she lies in the dust.
2nd apartment:
Husband:
Where is my dear wife
Why doesn't it take so long?
I'll be hard without her
But the husband will not disappear!
Without a wife in the kitchen - flour!
Yes, I'll keep my eye on it.
Seems like everything is going right.
You can go out to breathe.
I will sit on the bench
I will wait for Ira!
Husband:
The kettle, the kettle is boiling
Well, my friend, you are vocal!
Tea is ready, and here is Ira!
Hello dear wife!
Hurry up to the apartment
Let me take off your coat.
After all, I'm tired, dear, -
You were at work.
My dear Irochka,
Are you hungry?
I've cooked dinner,
Delicious borscht cooked for us!
And in the kitchen - how much work,
And in the kitchen - smoke pipe!
All cutlets are burnt
While he was busy with his wife.
Ira suddenly stammered:
Wife:
Something, honey, is on fire!
Husband:
What to do, burnt out?!
Wife:
It's a trifle, it doesn't matter!
Tomorrow I'll be in the kitchen
Will best food.
Honored the Word of God
Together they sang a hymn of praise,
Give glory to the Lord
And went to sleep peacefully.
Together:
Now decide for yourself -
From whom do you take an example.
When we come with friends -
Knock on which door?
