Ditties from students for kindergarten workers. Funny ditties about kindergarten, for children
You guys listen
We want to tell you
About the people that you once
Helped to educate.
We decided, we guessed
How can we congratulate them?
Finally we got everyone
And decided to glorify.
# for caregiver
At Natalia Nikolaevna
Not a few things, a lot of things:
Liza braided braids,
She made sure that Sasha ate.
And she can also
Make sure the kids
Didn't get bored, didn't get sick
She didn't run out of the yard.
With you if you want
You can fly into space.
We are sometimes surprised
How everything is enough for you!
Our secrets and secrets
Everyone is warmed by your heart!
We could trust you
You didn't dare to betray us.
Wish we want love
From all our kids!
Don't be sick, don't be sad
Come visit the school!
Well let's lead
To not let you down!
# for a speech therapist
We remember how our children
Started talking
Only to mother these speeches
We all need to translate.
The children went to kindergarten
They have a lot to do.
Words are ok
Mom doesn't blush at school.
# for manager
And our manager is beautiful.
And he handles everything.
And she has a lot of work.
And we say thank you very much.
For the ability to compete
And trying to finance
For fresh food
And prosperity garden!
# for doctor
The potions of secrets are open to them,
Decoctions the most difficult secret,
From the flu, the art of protection,
There is no one more reliable.
Any bruise or injury
Will they be able to heal
The vaccine will be given
For children to be healthy.
# for music. worker
You have a magical job:
Sounds, notes have obeyed you.
You can command
Melodies sound in the soul.
Thank you for your songs
That danced with us together
That the music of all our days
Sounded better with you!
# for the leader of the art circle:
Children, as usual,
They love to draw very much.
But they used to have to
Explain the drawings to us.
But over the years we see
Amazing progress.
Among them, we know for sure
There are levitans too.
# for cook
The magic of cooking
They are skilled here.
Everything that is fried, boiled
It was delicious.
Appetite
Cooking miracles
And looks enviously
Ronald from McDonald's.
# for babysitter
With a clear dawn, until dark
She is in our garden.
Who will bring us lunch
And take the dishes?
Of course we helped
We set the tables
And learned not to crumble
And don't use sand.
Our group is not better.
Clean and light all around!
Maybe our nanny
And not two, but ten hands?
Let's thank her now
For care and comfort
And for what it's time
She dedicated her work to us!
# for sociologist/psychologist
Slowly, slowly
Into a big, complicated life
You are the hand of the baby,
Entered carefully.
We followed you, breathing a little,
On the path of knowledge
Our children are not afraid
School assignments.
# for methodologist
To properly raise children
There is a lot to know.
Need to know psychology
And know physiology.
To be a doctor in pedagogy,
Rhetoric and logic.
But the main thing is to be a methodologist,
Children need to be loved.
# for an athlete
We have long understood
What is a healthy mind in a healthy body.
Muscles grow in children,
Sports and physical education are in honor here.
More and more we began to notice
We started falling behind the kids.
Will have to keep up with the children
We have to do sports ourselves.
# for supply manager
Magic is important, of course,
To run a household here,
To take everything into account
And find anything.
The caretaker has a lot to do,
To our kids
It became more comfortable in the garden,
You have to be here and there.
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Our family educators
You were like second mothers to us.
You taught us a lot -
We are ready to go to 1st grade.
You showed us the big world,
They took us there.
And let the years fly by
We will never forget you!
Boys and girls
Our babies
Happy graduation we
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.
Saying goodbye today
Kindergarten with you
Into our huge world
The chicks are flying.
We wish that in the future
You flew high
Hope and pride
To become ours.
educators loved ones
Congratulations on your graduation
Kindergarten with you all the years
It was a second home for us.
us with love and care
You surrounded your
We know that we were loved
You are like your own children.
Not silent in these walls
Let cheerful, children's laughter,
We wish educators
In life, be the happiest of all.
Parent #1
Educators (name)!
Did you recognize your children? Look...
Your beautiful, well-dressed, beloved pupils are sitting in this hall.
How long have they gone to nursery?
Did you learn how to hold a spoon and a mug correctly?
Did you learn to put on hats, pants and coats yourself?
Parent #2
We will remember you with love
How mothers treated our children,
And they were with you, at home.
Parent #3
Thank you, earthly bow,
Accept from all parents.
And also carefully, loving,
Teach your other children!
Parent #4
Bow for your golden hands,
For your faithful hearts.
After all, you worked dear,
Not for the red word.
Parent #5
Thank you for your patience
With what taught each of them.
For your worries and worries,
For the heart that hurts, like relatives.
Parent #6
May the days of your life be good
And there will be joy and harmony in the house.
And we wish you with all our hearts,
Great human happiness!
Parent #1
We all want parents to admit
We love you very much!
You just have to try
Do not forget and remember us!
The day of the educator and all preschool workers is celebrated in our country on September 27. The holiday is relatively "new", it was first established only in 2004. In many preschool institutions are held on this day solemn events, dedicated to the Day employees of preschool educational institutions: matinees, entertainment for children.
At a matinee in honor of the day of the educator of the children senior group can sing incendiary ditties:
Welcome ditties
Let's sing ditties out loud
To make it more fun
We congratulate today
Our tutors!
Ditties about a teacher from children about a kindergarten teacher
Our teacher is good
We love you very much
Accept and you today
Our congratulations!
Our tutors are
It's just top class!
put on heels,
Like fashion models!
Ditties from a girl about a kindergarten teacher
I'm running to kindergarten in the morning,
I take my mother by the hand
In order for mommy
Congratulated everyone on the holiday!
Ditties about the junior kindergarten teacher
To read a fairy tale to us,
You became a reader
It's not for nothing that you were called
Junior teacher!
Ditties about life in the garden
We would have less work
Remove quiet time
Then mothers could not
Take us home without tears.
Final ditties on the matinee "preschool worker's day"
We are glad to congratulate now
All kindergarten workers
Everyone who lives here with us
He gives his heart to children.
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Ditties for the holidays in kindergarten
SPRING PARTS:
1. Have fun, girlfriends,
Spring has come to us again
We praise her, we praise her,
We welcome the new day with a smile.
2. I start to hum
Listen carefully,
And about the sun, about spring,
To whom, what is desirable!
3. Oh, girlfriend, dear!
Sing what you want
About love, just don't
Don't disturb my heart!
4. I'll go dancing, I'll shake my head,
With your blue eyes
I'll start engaging!
5. I will wear dress white,
I'll be beautiful in it
Let the lazy ones not come
Until they fix it!
6. To dance a gypsy girl,
Skill needed
Turn around, give fractions,
And then spinning.
7. The harmonist plays,
blinking eyes,
8. Hey, Vanyusha, on the harmonica
Play it fast!
Under it we sing ditties
It will be more fun!
9. My girlfriends and I sang
You ditties, as you managed,
We would sing until the morning
Too bad it's time to finish!
You girls, just look, How it entices us!
SCHOOL PARTS:
Boys: We are fun guysWe will sing ditties to you,
We are no longer preschoolers
We'll be going to school soon!
Girls: Just don't be conceited
Now what are the students
Get ready for school
Don't forget your diaries!
Boys: Let's look at the girls
Every time they laugh
Just come out of diapers
Already in a hurry to educate!
Girls: We teach lessons at school
Let's all work diligently
You will go to sea to serve
We are educators!
Boys: You girls are like magpies
You talk all day
Let's see how the lesson
Write, read!
Girls: We are no worse than you boys
We all learn to read
Your abrasions and bumps
It's just hard to count!
Boys: You are girls, laughter,
And then we will sing ditties,
Girls: Well, let's make peace
We're already adults!
We go to school to learn
Strong and tall!
Boys: Let's tell the kindergarten,
to their educators,
It's good for us here, like at home,
We will visit you again!
All: Don't forget us
Kindergarten will not let you down
Very soon, you know
We will come to visit you again!
Release Mysteries:
1. How the nightingale sings,
Invites us to lessons
And the lesson ends
My friend will sing again .... (call)
2. Learned and tired,
The vertebrae got up from the chairs,
They love extraordinarily
All the guys .... (change)
3. Did you take everything to school? check it out!
Look into your ... (portfolio)
4. We write with a pen on a piece of paper,
We draw with chalk on .... (board)
5. Who is wrong, correct him,
Lay out the notebook on .. (desk)
6. A lot of knowledge will give us for the future,
From the teacher ... (lesson)
7. I write letters in it with a pen,
So I try, I breathe a little,
I take it out beautifully, smoothly,
There will be "five" in my .... (notebook)
8. Our assistant is the most faithful,
Our first textbook
I learned letters not in vain,
On the pages .. (primer)
Folklore ditties:
Wreath of ditties - "all year round"
1. If it will be winter-
So it will be summer!
After all, both summer and winter
There is no change!
2.How winter is not angry-
Fly will conquer!
How he scolds
It still grows!
3. Everything fits in the winter
What is born in summer.
What you push in the summer
Then in the winter you will take it with your hand!
4. Well, mother spring,
Red on all sides
When spring has come,
That went for everything!
5. Spring will spill like a river,
Do not see good!
Autumn will flow like a chintz,
At least scoop a bucket,
6. Although the spring is red,
Only hungry
And autumn is rainy
Let the field grow!
7. Spring is red with flowers,
And autumn pies
Do not be tory in autumn
You will be rich by spring!
SONG "Oh, viburnum!"
1. Oh, viburnum, oh, raspberry!
The river is quiet!
You, tell. tell. viburnum,
How did you get here?
2. Somehow in the early spring,
The brave guy jumped
Loved me for a long time
And then he took it with him.
3. He wanted me, viburnum,
Plant in your garden:
He didn’t take it, he threw it into the ground,
Thought I'd be lost.
4. I grabbed the ground
I got up on my feet,
Lived here forever
Where nightingales chirp
5. You, do not blow, my dear, the wind,
Don't be an orphan!
I became related to the earth
Here it is still in color!
There is nothing to argue with you
All day until evening!
NEEDLE PARTS:
1. We are funny girls
And great craftsmen
needlewomen,
Not bums!
2. Here I want to boast to you:
I am such a craftsman!
I don't go to shops
I cut and sew everything myself!
3. I sewed a jacket for myself
small lines,
And then expanded it
Bright flowers.
4. How to put on my jacket,
The bees are flying.
Collect honey from those flowers
They intend!
5. I will sew and embroider
Yes, sing ditties,
And I'm in between
I can dance the lady!
6. Hey, dressmaker, don't yawn
And you won't get hurt!
Hurry up, don't hurry up
Don't run after me!
7. I cross stitch
White tablecloth.
Praise me,
Clever girl!
8. I will take the hoop in my hands,
a thin needle,
Embroidered on a napkin
Bunny and Christmas tree.
9. Cross-stitch thread falls
Smooth and smooth
I embroider quickly, quickly,
How nice!
10. I tell you about myself:
I'm not lazy
It might just be a little
Slightly talkative!
11. I’ll take long knitting needles,
I will knit a puffy scarf
From a thin soft thread
Openwork cobweb!
12. We are funny girls,
jack of all trades:
And sew and knit
Sing ditties and dance!
13. They sang what they wanted,
Well, it's not for us to judge!
Please, if there is time
Come visit us more often!
Good day, friends. Evgenia Klimkovich is in touch. The end of May was very eventful for our family. Every day is a holiday! Yesterday we were together with our daughter Sasha. And today the whole family was present at the graduation ceremony in the kindergarten of the youngest son Artemka.
To say everything was great is an understatement. It is very difficult to convey in words what we felt when we looked at our grown-up children, who famously danced the polka, waltz, sang different songs to us and read poems. All this moved me to tears. And our teachers are great fellows! All very well thought out. The script is just great. Well, we, the parents, tried not to lose face during our response. I really wanted to do something original. Therefore, my husband and I literally wrote ditties for parents addressed to employees literally overnight kindergarten. Here I want to present them to your judgment, dear readers.
Lesson plan:
Babysitters
This funny ditty- entirely my creation)
In the morning in white bathrobes
Walking in the corridors!
Interesting porridge with soup
Where do they find?
Pull up Pete's tights,
Lena tie a bow,
Take care of children
Like a mother!
I will take my son to kindergarten
and I don't give a damn!
I know for sure, they'll figure it out
Our Super Babysitters!
Music worker
This and all the following ditties were composed by Denis, my husband. I acted as the Muse.)
Do, re, mi, fa, salt, la, si,
Seven simple ordinary notes.
But now all our children
They sing like a cat in March.
But sorry, this is a joke
We don't want to offend you!
We are very grateful to you
Their vocals shocked us all!
Can easily on the road
Instead of the radio we sing
All of them can be in the show "Voice"!
The main thing is to get there.
cooks
Who does not like soup and porridge,
He does not go to this garden!
Because it's in the kitchen
They just work wonders!
Then they come up with gravy
That "a la france" dessert!
How do you make it so delicious?
Tell me - you're an expert.
You created a problem for us
Children do not eat at home!
We will bring from school
To you for dinner in kindergarten.
Methodists
This is one of the most difficult, I did not want to write. And why? But because we didn’t really understand what the Methodists were doing, but we knew for sure that it was something very important! But performed by the head of our parent committee, this ditty sounded great! Methodists liked it)
There are all kinds of different methods.
We can't count them all.
How many books do you need
Sit down, and take, and reread.
To suddenly become a Methodist
And raise children
How much patience is needed
To endure parents?
Let your work not be very visible,
Doesn't catch the eye
But we are very grateful!
We do know. Totally agree!
Psychologist
Psychology is a science,
It's very hard to joke around here.
And not that, us very quickly
The psychiatrist will visit.
But children need to know something
Who and how? What are you looking forward to?
Who will tell? Who will help?
Who will give what advice?
Sometimes it's not easy to understand
Even to us our children,
Who will reveal their talents
Better than any doctor?
You gave them faith!
And now it is easier for them to live.
What a miracle in your life
They can definitely do it!
Speech therapist
Since our son visited speech therapy group, then we could not bypass the speech therapist! Moreover, our speech therapist is simply wonderful. Her name is Tatyana Filippovna. And this good woman absolutely everyone loves it! Both kids and parents! This circumstance inspired my husband to create such a cool ditty.
Worked with a speech therapist
Our children for many days.
And now it is necessary
We sing words about her:
Somehow Sasa sang along the tlass,
Eat bitches on the run!
Gleka tose swam along the line,
He put the bow into the water!
And now all these letters
Arranged in your logical order
And now all our children
They speak very clearly!
We want to say thank you!
You helped us a lot,
And we want you always
They were just happy!
The main thing is to sing this ditty correctly. Rather, it’s completely wrong (meaningly distorting sounds) to sing the second quatrain. And then the whole effect will disappear.
educators
Another, in my opinion, very funny ditty about our dear educators.
Will you have porridge? Yes, sure.
Are you going to sleep? - again, yes.
We won't forget them for sure.
We will remember them FOREVER!
And now without any laughter,
Jokes and other words
Let's be honest what you've become
Children are closer and dearer.
You replaced their mother,
Dad too sometimes
So in their hearts remained
You are definitely forever!
Head
You need to start singing this ditty very seriously, looking directly into the eyes of the manager)
Let's talk about the manager
We face the whole truth!
After all, especially from the garden
We're leaving forever.
We don't joke anymore
We seriously tell you
Good luck with the guide!
We thank you all!
Here are some ditties
We can write for you
Because we are in others
Kindergartens were brought up ...
We sang the last four lines in unison! And if you notice, friends, it is in this quatrain on the last lines that the rhyme is lost and the rhythm gets lost. This was done intentionally in order to move from ditties to the response word.
That is, the ditty ended and then one of the parents (the most daring) says: “Oh! strayed all the same from rhyme ... But rhymes - rhymes, jokes - jokes, and now about the serious .... " And thank you went.
And in this place there will soon be a video with our performance (as soon as the video operator gives it to us). In the meantime, let this photo hang here. On it Artem, my husband Denis and me. kiss)
This is not the end of our May events, now we are waiting)
Happy graduation!
Always yours, Evgenia Klimkovich!
The script for the Teacher's Day was prepared by Korotaeva Olga Anatolyevna, teacher of kindergarten No. 22, Votkinsk.
Scenario for the Day of the Educator
Presenter 1:
- Time passes quickly in worries,
The holiday is here again.
And we came, having finished the work,
In this bright, friendly room.
Host 2:
- Preschool Worker's Day
Notes kindergarten.
We invite you to have fun
Together with us all in a row!
Presenter 1:
- Life flies like in a fairy tale,
She keeps moving forward
Day after day slips away
And the year changes again,
Host 2:
- And by tradition.
We know - so it is necessary -
The word - the main "mother" of the kindergarten.
The word is given to congratulate the team of the head of the kindergarten.
Presenter 1:
- Let sometimes the road is difficult for us,
And let it be hard on the way.
preschool worker- high rank
And we need to proudly carry it!
Host 2:
- They say that the case - time,
They say: fun time.
Our team is fun
No one will be bored!
Presenter 1:
- We are very glad to see everyone,
And, believe me, from the bottom of my heart,
Congratulations today
Preschool kids!
Adults, dressed as children, go out with mugs and sing a song to the tune “Grandmother next to grandfather…”.
1. Holiday, holiday, fun all around.
And for everyone we sing a song
We will love you very much
Please pour milk into mugs!
CHORUS: Dear, dear women,
How many of you are here in this room
All the kids in kindergarten
You have received a low bow.
Dear, dear women
Let's drink to your health
Just don't think bad
We drink cow's milk.
2. The holiday will soon end again.
They will educate us, they will scold us.
Don't lose the warmth of your soul
And kids will reciprocate!
CHORUS: Our dear employees,
You are sitting in the hall now
From kindergarten kids
Low bow you accept.
Dear, dear women
We raise our mugs
Happiness, health, patience
We wish you today!
Host 2:
- Our team is very friendly.
Every employee is needed.
We have valuable personnel,
In the case you will be shown "class"!
The Crazy Hands contest is being held: you need to assemble a meat grinder for a while.
Presenter 1:
Life is full of experiences
Everything tends to surprise us.
And now we sing ditties,
To lift your spirits!
Teachers perform ditties.
“Ah, now, for you girls.”
We will sing little ditties
How we work together
How we have fun!
- Our physical instructor is an athlete,
unrevealed phenomenon.
Maybe in five years
Raise Olympians!
- The light in the kitchen early in the morning -
Girls can't sleep.
They won't give us a cook
Choke on saliva!
- Our babysitters all day
Wash, clean.
How to live on a salary -
They think they guess!
Pregnant women sing:
- To rise sharply
In groups, the occupancy
We decided not to yawn
And raise the birth rate!
- Our team is purely female -
This is not orderly.
We would have a couple of men -
That would be a present!
- If someone gets sick -
They won't let you die
And measure the pressure
And they give you a pill.
What is this strange noise
Icicles don't drip.
This is our caretaker coming
He rattles the keys.
- Like funny old ladies
Our musicians:
Sing a song with us
Have fun dancing!
— Our laundresses and seamstresses
Success everywhere:
Sew costumes for children
And laundry is washed!
- senior teacher
Everyone is smarter. There is no dispute.
Filled with information -
The real internet.
- One, two, one, two -
Here the words are over.
Now, try
Clap your hands!
Host 2:
- We have a lot of talents:
We are actors, musicians,
Masters of all trades
We never know boredom.
Presenter 1:
Even if Michael
stepped on your ear
We must try our luck -
Guess this song.
The contest "Guess the melody" is held. The three people with the most tokens for the songs they guessed advance to the final.
Host 2:
- Our life is easier from a smile,
After all, it's not an easy job for us.
If suddenly unbearable - hold on,
Smile when you want to scream.
Presenter 1:
- To make life easier -
We must be friends with humor!
Host 2: - And now your attention is invited to the information program "Hang up your ears."
They take out the TV in the form of a frame, put it on the table, or someone is holding it. The announcer sits down.
1. Policy news.
- About the anniversary. In March of this year, we celebrated the anniversary of our nest. The solemn reception was attended by representatives of the roofs of all levels, sponsors, wing brothers.
- About verification. The raid of inspecting persons in August 2013 was successfully repelled. After the inspections that took place, they destroyed the N-th amount of provisions.
- About elections. In April of this year, an operation to exchange awl for soap took place. Will our chosen one be an awl or soap? We will know about it in 4 years.
- About optimization. Not far off is the reduction of staff and, accordingly, the reduction of working space. The musicians will be offered a music box as an office.
2. News of culture.
A new swarm of bees flew out of hive #5. Thanks to the largest bee named Lily, the bee family took 1st place in the dance competition.
3. Sports news.
- Despite the drought and lack of rain in summer, all the offspring not only survived, but also gained weight and height.
- The football team of our kindergarten did not get a prize. The reason for this is the adult composition of the team. Instead of kicking the ball with their feet, they ran around the field with the ball in their hands.
4. Weather news.
Heavy snowfalls and snowfalls are expected. The supply manager took measures to provide employees with heaters: brooms and shovels.
5. Obvious - incredible.
A mysterious place was discovered in our kindergarten. The girls who come to work there immediately show signs of infections: they gain weight, their stomach grows, milk appears. What is the reason? Proximity of products? Thermal conditions?
- This is the end of the program "Hang your ears": shake off the noodles!
Presenter 1:
- You are lost in conjectures:
How to become a woman of mystery?
Everyone knows how to be here -
Call the designer!
Host 2: – Today, only once – a collection of models for you!
Models are shown according to the description from waste material.
The model comes out in felt boots, sweatshirt and earflaps.
- This model is suitable for winter,
She will reliably save from frost,
In it the wind is not terrible,
I don't care about snow in it,
Preschool worker -
Superman!
A model comes out wearing a minimum of clothes.
— Model No. 2 —
Especially for summer.
She is more fashionable
The less worn.
You can swim in it
Revenge, sunbathe.
But, sorry, you are bosses
Can't understand.
A model comes out dressed in bright fabric trimmed with bells.
- Model No. 3 - needed for work,
Every detail in it is especially important:
In it you will be visible from afar,
And the sounds of walking are heard far away.
This model should come in handy on weekdays,
The child will be surprised when he sees you!
Then he will not cause much trouble -
He will sit all day with his mouth open!
A model comes out wearing a suit made from newspapers.
- Put on such a suit for your husband,
He won't need anyone
And morning, evening, day-to-day -
He will only be busy with you.
Let me read a little -
He will know everything!
A model comes out in a suit made of polyethylene.
- And here is a model for a gardener,
Suitable for any weather.
It blows with the wind
And dry in the rain.
A stranger will not suit you -
Not even a fly will land!
A model comes out in a suit made of foil.
— The last model is important —
It's for the holidays.
You will be adorable in it.
And very attractive.
Both top models and beauties
They won't fit you!
Presenter 1:
- It's great to have fun with you,
But it's time to say goodbye.
And we will say goodbye to you:
"See you again and goodbye!"
The evening ends with a disco.
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