What they give, how and for what (we reflect and shake our heads!). Funny birthday greetings with the presentation of comic gifts Cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"
If you want to be original - give something from the list of these gifts. This will never be forgotten!
Give a bottle with a pacifier
(for fun, we put the pacifier on a check)
Hello our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, glasses are poured,
Maybe an October holiday?
Maybe, New Year meet?
Or May came here?
celebrating a birthday
Our ... half a hundred and five
Among us is a newborn
We congratulate all of her
But, and she should drink from a glass,
The idea is not given!
We will give this pacifier.
Let suck - it's time
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!
Let it grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If she had health
And the rest will come!
Give beads from pasta
We can't have you on your birthday Expensive gifts present,
Because with such and such prices We can't buy anything anywhere.
But do not think that we are not attentive, You are more precious than any gifts,
It's just that we have a wonderful day. It remains only to love you.
Although we can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday,
But still, with great efforts, We were able to buy something.
And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a Sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness, health, love,
And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders.
You protect him from moths, frost, In him you meet the dawn and sunset,
In a hungry hour, boil it for yourself, And there is no need for huge expenses.
If sadness and sadness visit you, Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.
Modest gift Anniversary greetings from L. Zykina
(To the motive of the song "Orenburg downy shawl")
On this gentle and affectionate evening, When relatives are already all at the table
You accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief.
(We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.)
I bought it in Orenburg, I care about you like a mother.
I'm ready for you, dear, Not a handkerchief - give a towel.
(We give the hero of the day a towel.)
Let everyone envy you in the hall, We will not upset the guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen, I will ask everyone to distribute napkins.
(Napkins are distributed to all present.)
Age - it's not just because the years, When in the veins of hot blood.
So let's fill the glasses For the Anniversary and faith in love!
Unusual congratulations with gifts
1. Happy Birthday, we wish you all the best. We give technology to you, And fashionable clothes. To quickly clean the apartment Take a marvelous car, It is very easy to handle Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner. He will wipe anyone's nose, Remove all your chaos. Gently you will take it in your hands, You will wave it in different directions In an instant the dirt from the whole apartment Will scatter - there is no dust. He won't take up much space, He'll fit into any crack. Saves kilowatts, No buzzing and lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, There is no place for dust to fly. (broom)
2. Here is the device "Just in case" In life, he is the best assistant, With him, and grief - it does not matter. He will always help you. And the name is sonorous Enema - in a scientific way. It is not difficult to apply it, We will attach the instructions. (enema)
Use it every day And your migraine will pass. Slags will remove everything from you. Your body will look slender. In general, we tell you, In life, he will not replace. With extensive sore throat You can gargle when repairing the same apartment You can spray paint. Once in the country with him, you spray the bushes And while the crazy ones Flowers bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced, What a miracle we are giving you And now you will boldly go through life together with him.
3. As for the outfit, you'll put it on as soon as possible. You'll be a chic woman in it. And Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties on wadding They will come in handy Because in November, the cold is fierce in the yard. Quickly put on Men for sex lure. It's not so difficult to warm up together And it's impossible to freeze. Putting on hot leggings You will live through any cold. (diapers)
4. And the shoes from Versace The last squeak is no different. You carry them all winter And you won't get frostbite on your feet. (Slippers, socks, shoe covers) Emphasize the figure in them. Long leg twisted. Klavka Slate would have gone crazy on her own. In a headset with shorts It will be hot like in the Sahara You carry gifts And bless fate. There will be a reason to drink We will gather again Happiness of women without edge. We wish you Happy Birthday.
Taz gift.
For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from it.
Comic gift (hell).
In order not to be wise for a long time,
I decided to give
Precious Potion Root
For soul and health
"Horseradish - oops", "horseradish ponadol",
always put the hell on the table.
To forget our problems
Put horseradish in soup and porridge.
If a mondrazh torments you,
Horseradish on bread and roll smear.
And so that there are no problems
Fuck all things.
It has every vitamin
Will add vigor, strength.
To work until dawn
Fuck your head.
He is a balm from a beatner -
And if they come up
You can send everyone to hell!
Money as a gift.
At the Anniversary they made such a gift, maybe someone will like it / Money can be alternated: real and those that are sold in kiosks - fake money /. The text is as follows:
We planned to give you a service - cheap and nice.
Then they thought, guessed the microwave oven chose ...
Then a food processor for a great design.
And then they decided, no, she's 55 years old, let her go on a cruise where she likes.
We would be happy to send her to Turkey or the Emirates, let her walk in the open, only the sea needs money.
But here we secured ourselves, contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the package.
We don’t know what he sent here, we open the package in front of everyone.
Oh, what a miracle it is, how beautiful the pattern of the carpet is, let it please our hero of the day from evening to morning.
You can lie on it, dream about cruises or throw it over your shoulders, it will warm your soul.
And if you take a camera, you won’t find better nature, against the background of this carpet, you can shoot until the morning.
Guests will run to you - can't we lie down on it?
What can I say, beautiful!
We give you this exclusive.
Only the moth so as not to eat, we will sprinkle it quickly,
hero of the day, rather pour a glass for a gift to us!
It is easy and difficult to congratulate a man on his anniversary: it is easy if you know the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day well, it is difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you can not please. Men tend to like to receive either practical gifts, or cool - therefore, a congratulation will be a wonderful option for a man's anniversary, in which you can combine both.
For example, before giving a real valuable gift(an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange a presentation - comic presentations that talk about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will surely please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of a funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. Such - great way bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes ..
Here are collected best ideas Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for the anniversary of a man.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"
(Auror A. Belimova)
For this comic gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we advise you to apply a small amount of fir oil on the back of the lid, so that when you open the can, a barely perceptible aroma of pine forest is actually heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “Healing air of a pine forest. The content of ozone is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within an hour of opening.
You should not immediately show this present to the birthday man. First, read the following terms to him:
“- If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls You need 100% vision.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them hard - you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man "Miracle slippers with instructions"
(Author K. Cheregoshkina)
You can also give your beloved man ordinary slippers by attaching to them cool instructions or a memo in a beautifully designed version:
"Men's slippers. Our sizeless slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.
- Not a single woman will resist you if you are shod in slippers of our production!
- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for tired feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
- Slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet supercooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product contributes to silent movement, which is important at night.
- Incredibly luxurious and stylish colors, in which this model is sustained, will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems, without destroying or irritating them.
- Our slippers will be yours the best assistant in a delicate situation and hide unpleasant surprises: whether it be holes in socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that when putting on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness
- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!
- Wear it with pleasure!
3. Congratulations on gifts for the hero of the day-motorist.
Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly related to intersections, traffic lights
And road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What to wish you 
ditel,
For a birthday, an anniversary?
Be in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't worry.
Gas pedal we give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police do not have to
To draw up protocol here today,
You have to drink and drive...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is given a jar of Coca-Cola.)
Let this bewitching drink cool you in hot weather, but it will not be able to quench your thirst for travel!
(Guest applause.)
Given that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give it wheel,
Put it in the spare.
(Kalach baked in the form of a wheel is awarded.)
Well, so that the patrol does not get to the bottom,
We hand you this spare wheel.
(The bagel is handed.)
After watching cool series about truckers,
We think it will be useful fuels and lubricants.
(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka are given.)
Now the driver's transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulations "The hero of the day is our baby!"
Here in front of you baby 
Baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)
So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give a diaper)
And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life and more silent (gives a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends with a comic gift
We thought we were wondering 
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed the 50-year milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We drove to the store
And we bought a present!
Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!
For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!
And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(For donating a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply beat their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat
Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.
To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (crown)
7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"
Can be given as a birthday present unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make them yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy large Wall Clock, then order good quality pictures that will show the main dreams of the birthday man, for example, a car, apartment, cottage, good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Other dreams and desires - a heaped up TV, a fashionable breed dog or a TV dish - make a smaller scale.
Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of numbers on the dial. If the area allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the attendant "Come to the bath soon!"
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bath together - they read in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
He loves to take a bath!
There is a broom and a beer ... ..
We love the bath!
2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse
And ... .. name ... father. also with us
All muzzles are red,
Feeling great!
3. We came to congratulate you
It is immediately obvious: straight from the bath,
To make a toast
Well, drink and eat!
4. Be happier than everyone in the world,
Be always in the circle of friends
So that we all have to celebrate
Your 100th Anniversary!
5. We did not come here in vain,
Here are the gifts brought
Take them soon
Pour us a cup!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be
Here's a gift for you, friend! (give a broom)
7. Decided to give a broom
Pour foamy beer
And a bar of soap.
To make it more fun! (gives soap)
- Accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bath soon!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange a few surprises on this topic, then it will come in handy andfrom this collection)
9. A cool gift from close friends is a basin.
For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from it.
(source: mastervo.ru)
10. Presentation of bath accessories as a gift.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a band of bath attendants!
Third: Let's all warm up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here...
Fifth: Sign up five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception.
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!
Second: We give a hat on curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!
Third: To get rid of fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you overdid
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand over their brooms).
11. Original congratulations with a gift of vodka to the hero of the day.
Alcoholic drinks, as a gift option for a man, are very common, but here you can excel, you just need to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, which will contain the name of the anniversary drink, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph stylized with the help of Photoshop as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.
You can also colorfully arrange all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “composition”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting vodka.
Gift lead:
“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day would be like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun.
Rules for using vodka:
Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..
12. Set comic gifts to congratulate a man.
Just for the sake of fun, friends give the birthday man a whole scattering - little things.
Although you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You better accept from us bay leaf bouquet (give a bay leaf)
Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)
Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (give a ball)
When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you
This pin of steel (gives pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (gives a glass)
After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (gives a napkin)
And for sweets we have
Got some candy for you (gives candy)
You got flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (give a card with roses)
Congratulators must be friends.
Congratulating 1:
You know how it happens, you don't expect magic, but it takes and happens. This is what happened at our party. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, they brought us a magical package, the recipient of which is our beautiful birthday girl.
(Pulls out a large box wrapped in paper)
Congratulating 2:
We, as true friends, took on the role of customs officers and opened the package. Well, you never know what is there, suddenly a bomb!
Congratulating 1:
Don't worry, the bomb wasn't there! There was a message and precise instructions.
Congratulating 2:
So, for your beauty,
To never fade
Take lip gloss as a gift,
To always, everywhere shone!
(Give baby lip gloss)
Congratulating 1:
So that you don't get your feet wet
My dear friend,
To always be stylish
Take on fashionable shoes
This is happiness, yes, yes, yes!
(Shoe covers)
Congratulating 2:
And also, to always
You were satisfied
For there to be no doubt
May your soul blossom!
(Mirror. A funny picture is glued to the mirror (for example, a monkey paints lips) and the inscription "Always beautiful", or something like that)
Congratulating 1:
Here's a miracle, here's the deal
Two lies large wings,
Magic reigns everywhere
You must try them on!
(Fairy wings and a magic wand that the birthday girl must not take off until the end of the evening)
woman
Birthday girl in the center of the table. Congratulations appear.
Congratulating 1:
Here I give you a bottle
And you save her
Will be a vase, will be a container,
Would you like to brew tea in it!
(Gives an empty bottle)
Congratulating 2:
Well of course she's joking
And the bottle is useless
Who will give a girlfriend
I bring you a coat!
(As an option, a herring salad under a fur coat, or a small piece of fur)
Congratulating 2:
In order not to freeze in a fur coat,
To make it easy to walk in winter,
To a woman so beautiful
Fashion item, I want to give!
(Brushed briefs)
Congratulating 1:
And we also give you
What is most important in life
Every housewife knows
And everyone has weight!
Congratulating 2:
Very important, very necessary
amazing item,
He is very necessary
And there are no analogues!
Congratulating 1:
Pies are tastier then
Obedient husband, silence,
We give women's happiness
You carry with you always!
(Handing a rolling pin)
Guests drink to creativity.
You can insert a funny comment after each gift. It is also recommended to play roles and pick up musical accompaniment.
man
The birthday boy sits in the center of the table. It is desirable that his friends take part in such a comic congratulation. So there are two people. One holds a small bag (several items are folded in it, for which certain lines are written. The item is taken after the rhyme is read), the other holds a box covered with a cloth in his hands:
Congratulating 1:
Congratulations sound, sound,
They rush to congratulate you
All relatives, all friends,
Well, how is it without me!
I was in a hurry, I was going
Maybe he's stuck somewhere
I chose gifts
Yes, I tried for you!
In general, here, now I will hand over,
I want to wish you
To make life beautiful
To luck, and so as not by!
I start, I get
I want to give you
So that you are more solid than all
So that success awaits you!
(Pulls out cool underpants, or a tie)
So that he does not know problems and evil,
There is a present for you!
(Toy pistol)
To keep the mind in order
For you to go to the bath
To have something to read
Write different letters!
(A collection of crossword puzzles tied to an air freshener. You can get by with a collection of jokes)
Congratulating 2:
For a long time I was looking for what to give you,
I thought congratulations to you for a long time
Decided, all of a sudden, to realize a dream,
The best gift for a friend!
I wish you good luck, good
For dreams to come alive so easily
So that there are always faithful people,
So that bad thoughts do not visit!
Well, in general, you, like a man to a man,
I give a faithful, steel friend,
(Raises a rag, under which there is a toy car in a box. If the birthday boy has a car, then you can choose any type of transport that he dreams of).
Let him decorate your life
What can't you do for a friend!
The birthday boy receives his gifts, the guests make another toast.
friend
It is better that friends take part, but if the birthday boy has brothers or a son, they can also be involved.
Congratulations appear in the center of the hall.
Congratulating 1:
Phew, tired, so I was going to,
I tried so hard, I was in such a hurry
I even played sports
Jumped into the shop!
Congratulating 2:
I tried very hard too
Vaughn, I stroked my pants,
Put on a clean shirt
Even clean socks!
Congratulating 3:
Me too, as you can see
With a full parade, I
Happy birthday today
We congratulate you!
Congratulating 1:
Long thought, wondered
What to give you
And we collected a bouquet,
Be delighted, beauty!
(They give a bouquet of socks. Of course, such a gift requires some preparation, so you need to make a bouquet in advance)
Congratulating 2:
And you today
Prepared a surprise
To warm the soul
Evenings the main prize!
Congratulating 3:
So that later, you set up the brand,
To surprise people
To marvelous alcohol,
Sold all over the world!
(A bottle of alcohol with a photo of the birthday boy and with a famous name. It is advisable to take the name based on the last name. Example: Ivanov, the name of the bottle is Ivanovka)
At the end of the number, friends can sing a few ditties.
Here in front of you baby
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)
So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (they give diapers)
And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life would be silent more (they give a pacifier).
Blindfold the birthday girl
We are 100% intrigued!
What is a gift with delivery
So she's been waiting for a long time?
Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will hand over what is not yet available.
Accept congratulations joking,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we been tormented in search
The gift is just an obsession.
Well, open your eyes!
And here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!
We give you a gift
He certainly from the heart,
He is handsome, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.
Remember your friends, of course
Invite more often.
Be a diligent hostess
Treat your husband deliciously.
To make your eyes glow with happiness
Lips swollen with love
And blush only from passion
Your cheeks burned!
(As a gift, accompanied by this poem, any kitchen utensils, crockery, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc.)
We thought we were wondering
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed - summer milestone ???
Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We drove to the store
And we bought a present!
Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!
For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!
And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!
Our beautiful birthday
Birthday dear,
We came to you with a gift
With a bag full, big.
What is there? You guess!
You've been dreaming about it for a long time
And enjoy today!
You became the owner...
(At this moment, they take out the desired gift for giving a happy birthday to a man)
Don't part with him now.
Put it with you to sleep
Show off your gift
And love your friends!
Hello dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We congratulate unusually
And the gifts will be handed out personally!
1.) Here is a gift for the soul,
Don't be surprised
Sponges tender make up,
Kisses will relish! (Pomade)
2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always rescues
Never fails! (toilet paper roll)
3.) If a hole has appeared,
Something, somewhere lost weight,
That will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, can be in a set)
4.) If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)
5.) So that the legs do not hurt,
Not cold, not sweaty
We give you slippers
Will they fit the leg? (Slippers)
6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big soul! (Candies)
7.) So that the light burns in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red girl! (Bulb)
8.) Don't go crazy
Here, take a comb.
Straighten the shreds in the mane,
Seduce the man.
9.) Finally, we give a pen,
To paint a paycheck!
Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat
Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.
To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Shoot, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up as a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (crown).
For a birthday, we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
And how will it be (.50.60 ...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from it.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a detachment of bath attendants!
Third: We'll steam everyone, warm them up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here ...
Fifth: Recording five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!
Second: We give a hat on curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!
Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it's not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you went too far
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (they hand over their brooms).
Hello, well done man!
We're here for a birthday party!
Yes, with empty hands
And funny gifts!
1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And run to the bath
To shave your beard
There is no foam again, etit!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Shave foam included)
2.) Here he shaved, combed his hair
And looked at the shirt
Here are those times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where do I do it?
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift a beautiful tie)
3.) Dressed up for work,
Now it's time for breakfast
Drink coffee, where is the cup?
Ugh you, in the sink, dirty ...
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift mug)
4.) You run to work,
Belatedly, you're trembling...
Get up before the sun
Start, don't forget!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift an alarm clock)
5.) You came to work -
Documents - a bunch!
There is no handle, as for evil,
Well, sad case!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Gift ballpoint pen)
6.) At work you are tired,
Walked to the car
Oh how it snowed
Windshield glass!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Snow brush included)
7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire
Here's what we give you...
Though you yourself: OH-GO-GO!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift Viagra)
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Calculator provided)
Finally, we wish
To make all dreams come true
And the gifts came in handy
And they came to the occasion!
All in unison: - After all, with us, with us, all the gifts are just class !!!
“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day would be like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun.
Rules for using vodka:
Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..
Even though you have a birthday today
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You better accept a bunch of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)
Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)
Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)
When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (give a pin)
Pour this into a glass
And slowly drink (give a glass)
After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)
And for sweets we have
There is a candy for you (they give a candy)
You got flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).
We give the birthday man a GIFT - a large box wrapped in a beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try, guess, and then open it. It's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here's a hint for you.
1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!
2. It's a health indicator!
3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!
4. It's an astronaut's dream!
5. It best friend book lover!
6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”
7. This is what everyone, if not bowing, then bends his knees!
8. This is the saddle of the most voracious horse in the world!
9. This is a porn copier!
10. Well, the last - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open up!
(The hero of the day unfolds, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)
Our dear birthday boy!
Although you already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
It's also a reason to donate.
Because - see for yourself! —
We have come here with gifts.
Birthday boy, dear!
We are here for you with all our heart!
But first, pour it.
Get drunk, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol
We would like such a drink
Just to clear your throat!
And we'll give you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work...
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are generously pleased to give.
And without asking for a reward
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
Haven't regretted anything
Barely dragged.
(At these words, they take out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are folded, and they begin to take out each item in turn from it and read cool poems about each gift).
Gift number 1.
Look here:
It says "WATER".
And although there is no water,
Let's highlight this point:
After all, the bottle, even if empty,
But what a beautiful one!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.
Gift number 2.
Here's another hello:
Pack of cigarettes.
And "hello" - from childhood he:
Do you remember - summer, the stadium ...
A hundred meters on a physical ...
Sitting in the yard…
Cigarettes were also
Will you still deny it?
Even if you don't smoke for a long time
We give a pack anyway.
It only takes a glance
To understand: smoking is poison!
And why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide a stash in it!
(in these words they present a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)
Gift number 3.
Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
Very nice toy
Throw some coins in there!
What is not the joy of the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a coin box.
(in these words they present an empty beer can)
Gift number 4.
Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
If simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? So it's not a secret:
From donated coins
Happy birthday!
We will not take the present back!
It's money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.
(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)
Gift No. 5
Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
And why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, jubilee?
Who buys paintings
Who collects coins...
Fanfiction is more reliable though:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving candy to friends,
Remove fanfiction at the same time.
(at this place they present a candy wrapper)
Gift No. 6
And from refractory steel
We give you a pin.
You ask: why all of a sudden?
For gum! Got it, friend?
You might say, “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From "Trussardi", from "Dior" ... "-
What kind of conversation?
But take it, do not torture your friends,
Just like that - just in case!
(on these words they present an ordinary steel pin)
Gift No. 7
Look here mate:
It's a matchbox!
You say, little thing? No not like this:
It's not empty at all.
Even if you are not a tourist,
Not an avid climber
But from now on you can
Light a fire in your soul!
(in these words they present a box of matches)
Gift No. 8
We are happy to give you
This tube of lipstick.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps touch.
Hey tube! A feast for the eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it in the enemy's pocket!
Revenge him in full
For you his wife!
(an empty tube of lipstick is presented at this place)
Gift number 9.
Look what a beauty:
At least while the jaw is in place,
Behind the teeth - an eye for an eye!
We give ... Now, now ...
(rummaging through the box)
The hero of the day is ready to accept
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like they screwed up...
But we hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
Somehow act more habitually.
And they made a mistake - it does not matter:
They will always come in handy!
(in these words they present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)
Gift number 10.
And now seriously
We will solve the "dental issue".
This is pasta. Yes, a tooth!
Such a fragrant one!
We know, we've tried...
True, we doubt gnaws:
Is it worth giving?
Because buy a new one
We didn't make it today.
But we will give - in fact!
(in these words they present a tube of toothpaste - in accordance with the text, in this case, it is the used tube of toothpaste that should be taken)
Gift number 11.
We give you a cup! Yes friends?
Look - it's yours!
Know you were looking for her at home?
We see - the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
There will be a wonderful toast -
Well, and you, as usual.
From the dishes drink the usual!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't be bored!
Have a Pepsi if it's hot.
Is it better to drink from a gift?
(on these words a cup belonging to the birthday man is presented)
Gift number 12.
All gifts are over.
But no: an envelope without a stamp!
The reason will be suddenly what
And the envelope is at hand!
Though a letter, but even a note -
After all, the path to the post office is not close!
However, it is better not to pull
