Cool toasts. Toasts from the movie Prisoner of the Caucasus for all occasions Funny and cool short toasts
My great-grandfather used to say: “I want to buy a house, but I don't have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to buy a goat, but I have no desire.”
So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities.
At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You are driving down a narrow road. On the left - high-high mountains. On the right - cool-cool abriv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
- Of course, the old woman!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to difficult situation We didn't forget to hit the brakes!
On the beach, a girl asks her mother: “Mommy, why do aunts have smooth swimsuits, and uncles stick out?” The mother was embarrassed, she wanted to spank the girl, but then she said with a serious look: “And the uncles, daughter, put money there.”
I propose a toast to rich wallets!
... and then one small but very proud bird said:
- Personally, I will fly directly to the Sun!
And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
So let's drink to the fact that each of us, no matter how high he rises, never breaks away from the team!
One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can't with women!"
- Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money ... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!
Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others!
Who lies - he does not fall. The one who runs falls. Let's drink to the runners!
I am walking one night through the park, the moon, the stars, and the guy and the girl are kissing on the bench. I go another time: the moon, the stars ... and the same guy on the same bench kisses another girl. I go next time: night, moon, stars... and the same guy, on the same bench, already with a third girl.
So let's drink to the constancy of men and the inconstancy of women!
Once a swallow with her little chicks escaped from predators and ended up on the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick began to ask:
- Mommy, move me, and I will always love you!
- You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
- Mom, move me, and someday I will save you too! - said the second chick.
- You're lying! - said the swallow and also threw him into the abyss. And the third chick said:
- Mom, save me, and when I grow up I will also save my children!
“But you are telling the truth,” said the swallow, and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!
Old man stood at the bus stop, a young man approached him and asked: "What time is it?". The man didn't react at all. The guy repeated his question. Again silence. With a strong curse, the stranger left.
The person next to me asked indignantly:
- Well, what a manner, why didn't you answer young man?
- I'll tell you why. Here I am, standing here by myself, waiting for the bus. A guy comes up to me and wants to know the time. Let me answer. Then we can start a conversation, and he will offer: "Let's drink a glass." Then we'll drink one and another. Then I will offer him a snack, and we will go to my house, fry sausage with eggs in the kitchen. At that time my daughter will come in, and he will fall in love with her, and she with him. After a while they will get married. But why such a son-in-law who cannot buy a watch for himself.
So let's drink to men who can buy everything they need!
They say that a losing streak sometimes turns out to be a take-off.
So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!
Let's drink for honest and modest people! Especially since there are so few of us left...
Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink so that you always have money for something that is better!
Women are divided into three categories - "ladies", "not ladies", and "ladies, but not for you."
So let's drink to the ladies!
Let's drink to the fact that you have lived for 132 years.
And so that at the age of 132 you died.
And not just died, but killed.
And not just killed, but slaughtered.
And not just stabbed, but out of jealousy.
And not just out of jealousy, but for the cause!
So let's have a drink here
In that world they will not give!
Well, if they give -
Let's drink there and drink here!
Friends! Let's drink to our enemies. So that they have everything: a country villa, a luxury car in the garage, Persian carpets, a swimming pool, a fireplace, and of course, a satellite phone that they would only call on 01, 02 and 03!!!
First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!
No need to chase a woman like a departed tram. Remember that the next tram is coming from behind.
So let's drink for trams to run more often!
God made a man out of clay, and he had a small piece of clay left.
- What else do you want to blind, man? God asked.
The man thought: everything seems to be there - arms, legs, head - and said:
- Blind me happiness.
But God, although he saw everything and knew everything, did not know what happiness was. He gave the clay to the man and said:
- Blind your own happiness.
For our success in this matter!
Let's drink to the fact that late at night we were walking down the street and we were attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!
Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He struck strong as a bull, fast as a mountain river, his eyes were like those of an eagle, his dagger was sharp, like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was tortuous, like astrakhan fur on a hat ...
And now, on a rock, above the road, a mountain goat appeared. And the horseman at full gallop drew his gun and shot at the animal, but not a single muscle trembled on the goat's muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, fired again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped aside. And when the horseman wanted to lie down for a shot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger.
So let's drink to ensure that such goats do not come across on our life path!
Dear women! I wish you always have four animals: a mink on your shoulders, a jaguar in the garage, a lion in your bed and a donkey that would pay for it all!
Once a camel asks his mother:
- Mom, look at the horse's slim, thin legs, but why do we have such crooked paws?
- But we will pass through the desert, but the horse will not be able to, it will get stuck.
- Mom, look at how even the horse's teeth are, but why do we have such crooked and bent teeth, and saliva flows all the time?
- But we can eat thorns in the desert, but the horse cannot.
- Mom, look how smooth and beautiful the back of the horse is, but why do we have such a thing hanging out there?
- But we can survive in the desert for two weeks without water, but a horse cannot.
- Mom, why the hell do we need all this at the zoo?
So let's drink to survive in our zoo!
A girl's weapon is her clothes.
Let's drink to general disarmament.
An eagle flew high in the sky. And the Eagle had a beautiful pearl necklace around his neck. Suddenly, a golden eagle flies out from behind a cloud and says to the Eagle: “Give way to me!”
But the proud Eagle said: “No!” and did not give way. And they began to fight. They fought day and night and no one could win. In the heat of the fight, Berkut accidentally broke the necklace and the pearls scattered all over the Earth...
So let's drink to those Beautiful Pearls that sit here among us!
A turtle swims along the river, a poisonous snake sits on its back. The snake thinks: "I bite - it will drop." The turtle thinks: "I'll drop it - it will bite."
So let's drink to true female friendship, which can overcome any obstacles!
Women are flowers. And the flowers are beautiful when they bloom.
So let's drink to promiscuous women!
A guy comes to the sorcerer and asks:
- Make me a member to the ground.
The sorcerer thought, thought, and made him ten centimeters long legs.
So let's drink to a well-composed technical task!
Let's drink vodka to the generation that chooses Pepsi! Because we get more!
People say: "If you want to accept correct solution, consult with your wife and do the opposite. I drink to our wives, who give us the opportunity to find the right solution in a difficult situation.
One evening a young woman came to the telegraph office and in a trembling voice asked for a form. She wrote a telegram on one form, tore it up, then on the second - and tore it again. Finally, she wrote a third telegram and handed it to the window, asking her to send it quickly. When the telegram was sent, and the sender went home, the telegraph operator asked about the first two.
Here is what was written in the first:
- Everything is over. I don't want to see you anymore.
The second had this text:
- Don't try to write and see me anymore.
And the third one was:
- Take the next train immediately. Waiting for an answer.
So let's drink to the constancy of the female character!
Recently I was in France and got into a conversation with a Parisian.
- Good woman, - he said, - this is the one who has a husband and a lover.
- Is it? I thought it was bad, I said.
- No, the bad one is the one with only a lover.
- I thought it was a fallen one.
- No, the fallen one is the one with no one.
- I thought it was lonely.
- No, a single woman is one who has one husband.
So let's drink, dear friends, to single women!
One wise Georgian said:
If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk.
If you want to be happy for a week, get sick.
If you want to be happy for a month, get married.
If you want to be happy for a year, get a mistress.
If you want to be happy all your life - be healthy, dear!
So let's drink to the happiness of all those present - to health!
Going to war, the king put a chastity belt on his charming wife. Mounting a horse to ride on a campaign, he called his faithful friend and servant to him:
- I give you the key to my most important treasury. If I am killed in the war, you will unfasten the chastity belt my wife wears. And you will do it exactly one year after my death. Only you can I entrust this key, for I do not doubt your honesty and nobility.
Honored with such confidence, the friend and servant bowed to the king, kissed the sovereign hand and took the key. The king had not had time to drive far from the castle, when he heard the clatter of hooves: his faithful friend and servant were catching up with him.
- What happened, my faithful friend? the king asked him.
“Your Majesty, there has been a terrible mistake. You handed me the wrong key!
So let's drink to devoted and true friends!
Some joker got under New Year fur coat and beard of Santa Claus. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. The wife opened it and, before he could utter a word, threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and carried him into the bedroom. And there, like crazy, she indulged in passionate love with "Santa Claus". Taking advantage of a short respite, the husband threw off the fake beard and mustache. And then he heard the voice of his wife, which struck him:
- Well, it's you! I didn't recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife!
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is.
And a man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is - this is her real husband.
Let's raise our glasses to real men!
Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days.
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return, ten times three days have passed, and Shota is still gone.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us!
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble!
A toad crawled over the rails. A train drove by and cut off her legs. The toad crawled away and thought: “The legs were beautiful, we should return.” As soon as she climbed onto the rail, the train again passed and cut off her head.
So let's drink to not losing our heads because of beautiful legs!
Do not be sick and do not lame,
Start the morning briskly
Drive old age away with a broom,
And live to the fullest!
Wonder and dream
Jump and walk more
Move more, dance
And eat more salads!
Fix my words
Let's drink with you to the bottom!
For character and fashion
For wonderful weather
For salary, for good
And for a stylish coat.
For prosperity and for the house,
For the comfort that reigns in it,
For a hangover, and for
To be good!
In general, we must drink
For success and dreams
For delight and beauty
For love and family!
Let it be easy on the soul
It's very hard in pockets.
To drink calmly, eat,
I had the courage to admit everything.
To have the strength to have fun
I couldn't sleep for joy.
Let everything be done
And don't even sweat.
Let life rush somersault
And we are in life - like riding!
Let's drink to hell
We know him, we all need him,
He knows everything, about everyone, always,
And sometimes things go with him!
It's more interesting to talk with him
And build a fence with it
With him, jelly is always tastier,
It will never disappear!
Let's drink with you for "cabbage",
To always be thick
To be carried in wallets
In euros, pounds, dollars!
Let's also drink to
For everything to be fine
Vacation abroad
And problems not to know.
Eat black caviar
Straight with a spoon in the morning
Driving around in a Jaguar
Take a seat in the Duma!
I drink for everything to be possible,
Everything came true, it came true
For enemies and friends
For fathers and their children!
I drink to the fact that the enemies
Bite off tongues
I drink for the exchange rate and for the currency,
For a beauty, a figure!
I drink for nights, for love,
I drink for life and I drink for blood,
I drink so that everyone lives in abundance
And they forgot about bitterness!
The son, father and grandfather went fishing somehow. They were riding in a bus, then a girl comes in, all dressed up, and pantyhose in a fishnet.
Son thought:
- Honorable chick...
Father thinks:
- Probably, all the money from the parents for clothes pulls ...
Grandpa's thoughts:
- Oh, but the networks forgot ...
Let's drink to clarity of thought!
Let's drink to years
So that they do not live in vain,
So that there are many events
And amazing discoveries!
Let's drink vodka
To never end
To always, at any time,
Her friends could buy!
Let's drink to a hangover
To never hurt them
After all, this is a skill
So that your head does not hurt!
Let's have a last drink
For our plans and dreams
So that we have many deals,
So that they could not have us!
Once a wise man was asked: “O wisest, tell me, how long does it take to wait for happiness?” To which the gray-haired old man replied with a sly smile: "If you wait, then for a long time." So let's drink to those who do not wait, but make their own happiness!
Congratulations to the whole cart,
Like a good Santa Claus
Came to visit you
And I forgot my bag.
Even though it's not New Year's
May you be lucky in everything
Let dreams come true
Let the colored dreams come off.
And good smiles to you,
And fashionable clothes for you,
And let it be all right
Let happiness sing in the garden!
A successful short toast said in time can quickly congratulate the hero of the day, cheer up the company and spur to raise glasses. At the same time, guests do not get bored while listening to a long monologue. We present to your attention a collection of concise toasts for all occasions. Memorize at least a few of them and you will be the center of attention all evening.
Funny and cool short toasts
First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!
My friends, you can't drink individually, let's get drunk collectively. For the great strength of the team!
Let's drink to the fact that we have as much grief left as there are drops left in our glasses.
Dear friend, I wish you always had a light heart and heavy pockets!
Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!
Drunkenness - fight! So let's drink before the fight!
Let's drink to those who, absent, are invisibly present here!
Let's drink to our luck, at least sometimes let the bird of happiness beat in our snares!
Happiness! Good and green dough!
Dear friends, let's drink to passion! Passion how you want to drink!
Better late than late!
Handles, legs began to feel cold - isn't it time for us to twitch?!
They say that youth is a shortcoming that passes. I want time to pass, but the lack remains. Let's drink to all men with such a defect!
So that your desires go nuts from your capabilities!
Let's drink to friendship, because it is she who multiplies joy and shares sorrow!
Since there are no more reasons to drink, let's drink to the "wiring"! So, drink and think about vodka!
Be healthy for a hundred centuries!
To eat and drink, to want and be able, so that everywhere and everywhere there is someone and where!
With the coming alcohol intoxication, comrades!
The birth of good is good. The birth can be of a person, an idea, a tree, a crop, a feeling... And now I want to drink to the birth of friendship this evening.
I propose to drink for understanding! Without it, our life would not be so peaceful and harmonious.
I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
Let's drink for honest and modest people! Especially since there are so few of us left...
Fir-trees-sticks, dense forest,
Get fined for downtime!
Let's drink, brothers, for men
We are for no apparent reason!
With good company, as they say, it's a sin not to drink. So let's not sin, but, raising our glasses, let's drink. Startled!
Weak women have a passion for strong men. Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses. For the unity of opposites!
I want to drink to see no evil, hear no evil, remember no evil, and do no evil!
Let's drink to our friends going to banquets and our enemies on crutches!
Let everything always pass by
In addition to health, money and intimacy!
I drink a glass for my family!
Let's drink to the fact that the tables burst with abundance, and the beds - with love!
Even Aristotle said that two friends have one soul for two. So let's drink to the unity of our souls!
God gave a day to drink, but no one knows what that day is. So let's drink every day, so as not to miss it!
So that there are no tears and deceit in the eyes of our loved ones!
Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies?!
Fighting the green serpent
In our hearts, we all curse him,
But we can always repay the debt:
If we need to drink, we drink!
With age, memory, vision begin to change, it even changes close person and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!
Who is a friend to everyone, I do not consider him a friend. So let's drink to a narrow circle of friends!
The composition of wishes is always the same:
More health and banknotes!
Drink like us, drink with us, drink more than us, drink faster than us!
Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!
Let's drink for the Airborne Forces - Faith, Valor and Luck!
They say that a person who has reached the heights of power is lost to friends. Let's raise our glasses so that friendship does not die even at the heights of power!
Let's drink to the fact that we would go, we were attacked by money and we could not fight them off!
Men's short toasts
There is no Monday that does not give way to Tuesday. There is no place that one gentleman would not yield to another. For gentlemen!
Let's make a "trap" for the health of our wives!
How many single men dream of good wives! By the way, married men- too ... So let our dreams come true!
Let's drink to wives and mistresses, so that they never meet!
The smiles of women hurt, beckon, burn, and wounded men drink for women!
A good wife is a lifesaver. So let's drink to that!
Let's drink to the women who make our hearts beat faster!
If your memory fails you, rejoice that it is not your wife. Let's drink to our faithful wives!
A loser clutches at love like a drowning man at a straw. A true gentleman always has a lifeline of women's hearts at hand. For true gentlemen, that is, for us!
Let's drink to drunkenness beautiful women, wine and songs!
Women's short toasts
Let's drink for us beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are snickering!
A loved one needs to be groomed and cherished: from this, his withers and cherish grow!
If a man does not succumb to the seduction of women, he is just a blockhead. And they are good only to heat the oven. We'll drink now for real men!
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So let's quickly drink to men so as not to torment their stomachs!
Let's drink to ensure that there is always flour in your house, not flour. So that you have a mink on your shoulders, and not a mink from a mole in the country. For flour and mink!!! For prosperity in your home!
For us beautiful! For them, the rich!
For us beautiful! For you gullible...
Let's raise our glasses for the Komsomol - for All Affectionate, Sociable, Courageous Men!
Let's take a dose for men who are a little more beautiful than a monkey, but with such an appearance have the temperament of a lion!
Awl-soap-reel, we drink to get lucky!
Let those who did not get us cry, let those who did not want us die.
Well, shall we crap? It's so close!
Let's fill the glasses to the brim. Mind, God be with you.
One clever man said: Nothing shortens our lives like the distance between toasts.
So let's drink so that we live as long as possible!
So let's have a drink here -
In that world they will not give!
Well, if they give
Let's drink there and drink here!
Let the salad rest in peace.
Let's drink for us beautiful,
and whoever saw better, let him get out!
Each drunk glass is a nail driven into our coffin.
Let's drink so that this coffin does not fall apart!
I want to propose a toast to ensure that this table never becomes empty, that it breaks and even sags from the weight of dishes and drinks, and cheerful and happy people sit around!
And you will imagine the dirt like a fabulous landscape when C2H5OH splashes in the stomach.
And the skull is full of jokes, and there is jumble in the thoughts when C2H5OH flows down the throat.
(First toast at the party) Happy drunkenness!!!
Between the first and second...
Pour another one!
Between the first and second...
We can drink six more!
For those who do not sleep at home!
Drink as you like - little by little or a lot,
but so as not to forget the way to the house!
Let's drink to those men who can stand up for themselves and lie down for others!
Who lies - he does not fall. The one who runs falls. Let's drink to the runners!
Let's drink for honest and modest people! Especially since there are so few of us left...
First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!
Let's drink to ELK!
To want, to be able, to get richer, e#ELOS, - for the moose!
I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!
solemnly said:
With the coming alcohol intoxication, comrades!
God gave a day to drink, no one knows what a day is. So let's drink every day, so as not to miss it!
Sadness in the heart, stagnation in the brain... isn't it time for one?
Wine in a glass should be drunk while it plays.
As long as one lives, one must live, there are no two lives...
Let's drink to a kiss that a man invented to shut a woman's mouth.
Let's drink to now!
Let's drink to those on board. Who is overboard, he will get drunk.
Let's drink for the wine and vodka bottles to rise tomorrow!
Let's drink to me becoming a speculator!
Let the life-giving moisture spill over the bodily periphery. Amen
Let's drink to someone who does not drink himself and does not give to people: to our valiant traffic police.
Let's drink to the fact that in spite of everything we drink at all costs.
The girl, crossing the stream, raises her dress to her knees. So let's drink to women crossing the seas and oceans.
The day was not in vain. So let's drink so that the evening too ...
Children are flowers of life. So let's give these flowers to beautiful girls!
Friends, my find: Our world is not so bad, Because it has vodka - C2H5OH!
One more stack - and press the buttons!
Thirst is not a serious disease, but it must be cured.
Women are flowers! And the flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to promiscuous women.
The dragon lived in the world. And he ate only virgins. So let's drink to the fact that he flew to us. and died of hunger.
For your health and for our wealth.
For everything that is on our table and for what it is still worth! And all this is worth it to drink for all this!
Life is a constant overcoming of time, space, circumstances, obstacles, negativity.
Let's drink for minutes when life not only offers no resistance, but also smiles charmingly!
Well, mind, goodbye! Will see you tomorrow!
Let everything pass by, except for intimacy!
The composition of wishes is always the same: more health and banknotes!
Let's drink to the fact that we have everything and we have nothing for it!
The shortest army toast:
Bottom! One, two!
It is well known that a person can look at three things forever: how fire burns, how water flows, and how another person works.
So let's not look at our full glasses forever and drink ...
Everything that we do with our hands is bad, so let's drink to the children!
To eat and drink, to want and be able, to be with someone everywhere and everywhere, and to be where!
For us beautiful ones. For you gullible.
Let's drink to the fact that we would go, we were attacked by money and we could not fight them off!
To the success of our hopeless cause!
My toast is this - we drink to our men!
When you drink, you need to know the measure. Otherwise, you can drink less.
So let's drink one more in order to get closer to the indicated measure!
Attractive women are distracting.
So let's digress from glasses, at least for a while ... For the ladies!
For her - for good luck! And for him - for success!
So that life does not go in vain, let's overturn the stopper!
Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!
We are born with a cry, and we die with a groan.
So let's drink to the fact that our life will pass with laughter!
See you under the table!
Sea toast: Let's drink the battleship, but we won't disgrace the fleet!
Let's drink to wives and mistresses so that they never meet!
If a woman is flowers, and a man is water, then let's drink to the flowers changing the water more often!
The young month is shining, isn't it time for a second one?
So that the sea of our worries does not dissolve the streams of our joys!
Drunkenness - fight! So let's drink before the fight!
Let's drink glasses for full pockets!
I wish you happiness and health in your personal life.
Pouring vodka:
- So that this abomination becomes a lake and go past it to work.
Life is sweeter than wine. Let's drink to the bottom!
May your years be long, but never seem so to you!
Vodka is an abomination, vodka is poison! But a hundred grams won't hurt!
African toast: let's drink to women in whose shadow we feel good!
Let's drink to the fact that we have as much grief left as drops remain in our glasses.
For ... I wanted to!
We’ve been sitting for a long time, maybe we’ll give in a little?
To the health of those gates from which all the people!
Let your poorest table be the same as today!
We are here for a drink.
So let's drink to the fact that we are here!
Let's drink to the slow flow of fast-flowing life!
To have something to wear and in front of whom to undress!
Let's drink to the ladies, because I won't give - the word is bad.
In order not to sour - you need to sour!
For those who do not sleep at home!
I'll finish my drink now, madam, and I'm at your feet.
Life is beautiful, amazing, if you drink beforehand.
So that everything stands, except for the heart!
Drink seven times - take a sip once!
So, the countdown has begun... on the first one! (etc.)
Drinking too much is bad, but too little is boring.
Sadness in the heart, stagnation in the brain, isn't it time for one?
Truth is in wine, and bitter truth is in vodka.
For those who are at sea, at the border and at the venereal hospital.
The soul asks for pineapples in champagne, the body asks for vodka...
Better late than late!
I want to drink to see no evil, hear no evil, remember no evil, and do no evil!
Let's drink to those who speak well of us even without us!
Life is a short child's shirt, all crap. Let's drink to the days when we manage to wash it.
For dreams come true!
To give a boost to the heart, you need to drink cognac!
I wish you good luck and a summer cottage by the sea!
For the ladies For horses. And for those who climb them!
I wish you happiness, health and creative Uzbeks.
He said let's go and drank some water!
Long live reason, long live insanity!
For what would be lived while you want, and you want to live while.
Vodka is our enemy - it must be destroyed!!!
Let's drink not for the sake of drunken booze, but in order not to wean.
I could drink more, but I'll drink to the bottom!
The girl's weapon is her clothes. Let's drink to the general destruction.
I propose to drink to the health of those who still have it.
I love salad, I love potatoes, let's have a drink!
Linden trees are blooming in the park - this is an occasion to drink!
Let's raise our glasses and move them into the mind!
Let's drink to the fact that we sometimes get gingerbread.
Let's drink to vodka and size 92 asses!
Let the beer be cold, and we will be warm!
If the glasses are standing and the wine is poured, There is only one direction - Drunk - Filled!
Drink like us, drink with us, drink more than us, drink faster than us!
Let's drink to you and me - to hell with them!
I have one weakness: I can’t help drinking women at the table!
To always have everyone!
For you to always feel like a king on the throne!
We wish you to always be on a horse!
So that there are no tears and deceit in the eyes of our loved ones!
Let's drink to those who, absent, are invisibly present here!
Let's drink to our friends going to banquets and our enemies on crutches!
Let's drink to die peacefully, in a dream, like my grandfather, and not in fear and with screams of horror ... like his passengers!
So that tables break from abundance, and beds from love!
Let it be good for us together ... and not very bad apart.
And how people drink vodka every other day, here every day you won’t get used to it.
I drink to a fresh shirt, a clear conscience and a shilling in my pocket.
For the victory of all victories - for the victory over yourself!
For our children to have rich parents!
For vodka, snacks, music and intimate conversations!
Something is missing, brethren. Maybe it doesn't hurt to drink?
So that never, when not necessary!
Handles, legs began to feel cold - isn't it time for us to twitch!?
Let's drink to the fun and the divine feeling of spiritual kinship this evening!
For never falling into the sin of despondency and enjoying every day!
Not complicated, even very simple
Half-forgotten old toast:
May it be with us again and again
HOPE, FAITH AND LOVE!
Be healthy for a hundred centuries!
And what am I talking about? Isn't it time for us to lay down? It's time!
I raise glass after glass... I want the glass to become a huge Baikal.
We wish that every woman has a caring male hand on which she could lean!
What do I feel now? Slight intoxication and dizziness. And the reasons are a wreath of roses and lilies, which we found here! For women!
Let's make a "trap" for the health of our wives!
How many hairs on my head, I wish you so much happiness and strength!
It's time for a drink! Good time! For all the guests, for all of us!
God forbid - not the last! And if the latter - then God forbid!
Share good, but do not remember evil!
Let your mind be kind, and your heart be smart!
Do not complain about your fate: after all, we will die anyway. You appreciate this minute: drink good wine!
There are two ways to drink: drink thinking and drink without thinking. Let's drink without hesitation!
Bottles on the table, herring on the table. Why don't we wave a stack for a snack?
Let's wave a glass, friends, for us and the joy of being!
Walk, lads, from the ruble and above, and let the sea rage!
May our life never be wormwood-grass and tumbleweed!
I wish those present a light heart and a heavy pocket!
I propose to raise glasses for ... our relics! May they be regal!
Fir-trees-needles, not to drink in a stack ?!
Let's move our glasses together, raise them at once, long live the muses, long live the mind!
Gloomy and lethargic, we sit tired. To revive the soul, you need to pour a glass!
So that there is something to pour and not damage the inside!
For those saints and gods who patronize us!
Better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick!
Better late than none!
Get out - devilry, stay - pure alcohol!
Let the evening be wet and the morning dry. I drink for a fun feast and a slight hangover.
For us to go through life cheerful and ruddy!
For more pies and donuts in our lives, and fewer bruises and bumps!
I am glad to see you in my house, friends. May our hearts be warmed by wine and fellowship. Let's pour sorcery into the crystal darkness of the glass and rejoice in life and each other!
The husband says to his wife:
- I invited my companions to dinner. Prepare something.
- Well, dear, - the wife answers, - but how to cook? So that they come to us again, or that ... they don't come again?
I propose to drink for the owner and hostess! For the owner, because he gave his wife a good installation! For the hostess, because she masterfully carried it out!
In almost every company, there comes a moment when the owners are ready to utter a sacramental phrase:
- Dear guests, are you tired of the hosts?! ..
One host was even forced to address the overstayed guests with the following speech:
- The guest is wonderful! Guest is great! A person needs a guest like air! But when the air enters and does not come out - the person suffocates!
So that our hospitable hosts do not suffocate, I propose to disperse in an amicable way!
Even in ancient times, philosophers asked themselves the question: “What is the truth of life?” And they didn't find an answer. We agree with the poets who believed that "truth is in wine."
Who among us does not like to get together with best friends to chat and have a glass of good wine?! Surely no one will refuse. Yes and all best ideas are born in friendly conversation. And who knows - maybe the wine is the reason.
Telling a toast is almost the same as wishing "Bon appetit" to people who are having lunch. This is a manifestation of respect for the audience, one might say - the norm of etiquette. Toasts are a peculiar part of the culture of the feast, which allows people to "think soberly", not to get drunk quickly, since making toasts takes time and attention.
Toasts ennoble the feast, draw the line between the so-called booze and celebration.
There is a whole group of toasts, the purpose of which is to follow etiquette norms: to thank the hospitable hosts, to remember those who are not festive table, respect parents. These are generally accepted statements, without which not a single feast can do. Violation of these traditions is considered bad manners.
In addition, toasts allow you to direct the course of the table topic in the right direction. In this regard, toast can be compared to seasoning for dishes, because toast improves the taste of wine and makes the evening more interesting.
Friendly wishes to the audience are often dressed in a playful form. In this regard, toasts are similar to fables, as they are often instructive.
Caucasian toasts are considered the most ancient and interesting. They came to Russia along with Caucasian wine.
Initially, toasts were attributed magical power: wine was brought to the temples, where people said prayers, talked about their desires, and then drank the wine. Since that time, the belief has been living among the people that after a toast it is impossible to put a glass on the table, you need to drink it, then the wish should come true.
A good toast is never old - it is like wine: time passes, and it becomes even better. e.
For a Caucasian man, a woman can have seven ages: they are a newborn, a child, a girl, a young woman, a young woman, a young woman, and a young woman.
So let's drink to the last four ages, from which not a single woman comes out and will not come out!
A long time ago in the Caucasus there was such a custom. The girl, before getting married, had to tame a mountain sheep. She took with her a bunch of fresh grass and climbed high into the mountains early in the morning. If she managed to see a mountain sheep, she would detect her presence and throw grass at him, while she herself would move away. This went on for some time. In the end, the ram got used to the girl and, having eaten the grass brought to him, lay down at her feet and dozed blissfully.
Only after that, when the girl managed to tame a proud freedom-loving animal, could she get married. After all, an untamed mountain sheep lives in every Caucasian man.
So let's drink to women so that they can tame us!
Have you ever been in the mountains at night? No?! Hey, my friends, you've lost a lot. There is nothing more beautiful than the starry sky over the mountains of the Caucasus! Highlanders have been contemplating the stars since childhood, and therefore they are able to appreciate their beauty like no other. This is probably why a Caucasian man sees in every woman a star that has fallen from the sky, because the beauty of a woman can only be compared with the radiance of a star, so far and so close.
So let's drink to women, thanks to whom we can live among the stars!
I have seven friends: one is smart, the second is kind, the third is brave, the fourth is fair, the fifth is cheerful, the sixth is reliable, the seventh is honest. And when they tell me that I am both kind and smart, in general, a storehouse of all positive qualities, then I say that my wonderful friends influence me this way - they pull out my modest virtues into the light of God and complement them with their best qualities.
For the best friends in the world!
Once upon a time there were two people: one poor and the other rich. The poor man loved friends, guests, he always had fun at home. And the rich only thought how to increase his pile of money, so he did not invite guests, did not have fun. When the period of their earthly existence ended and their souls went to heaven, God, having met them, said to the poor: “You lived like a righteous man, your place is in paradise.” And to the rich man he said, “You don’t belong in paradise. You lived foolishly and sinfully.
I propose to drink so that we have money like a rich man, and guests and friends like a poor man!
One a wise man remarked: “A woman in love loves the most, a wife loves best, but a mother loves us longest.”
So let's drink to the longest and boundless love our mothers, who always waited for us and forgave us! After all, a person cannot be educated and subjugated only with the help of severity, and maternal kindness does wonders, subordinating both the rebellious will and the zealous heart.
Gogi comes to the optometrist and complains about his vision:
- Genatsvali, help! I don’t know what happened to my eyes: sometimes I see, sometimes I can’t distinguish anything before my eyes. You really check, otherwise I’ll suddenly go blind, how am I going to look at my beautiful wife and admire our children-angels?
The doctor checked his eyesight, which turned out to be in perfect order and bewilderedly says:
- Gogi, dear, but you're all right! Your eyesight is just excellent, like an eagle's. And in the table you see all the lines, even the last one, I don’t understand anything - what do you complain about?
- Dear, I see everything, but what I don’t see is my money! Well, I can’t see them, no matter how hard I try.
- Strange, you, Gogi, probably have a very rare disease that no one has ever heard of. Gogi, you are a phenomenon! How long have you had these symptoms?
- Yes, five years, probably.
- Wow! Yes, you have an advanced disease! Do you remember exactly when it started for you?
- How can I not remember - from the wedding!
So let's drink to our fathers - the breadwinners and earners, and to the mothers who take care of the family budget! And let's drink to the fact that nothing affects the visual acuity of our dear and wise parents!
One fisherman says to another:
- Can you imagine, Gogi, today I dreamed that I was sitting on the banks of the Kura with Sophia Loren. It's warm, the birds are singing...
- What's next?
- Oh, it's a shame, yes! Neither she nor I pecked ...
IN let's drink behind beautiful women, which do not allow us to fish in peace ... Well, let them not let us catch ... But they make our vacation unforgettable!
They asked a Frenchman, an American and a Georgian: “What do you see as the meaning of life?” The Frenchman replied that he was in love. American - in the money. And the Georgian said that the meaning of life is to drink wine with your genatsvale.
So let's drink to the fact that as often as possible we think like that Georgian.
Georgia. The hour of the night. Knock on the gate.
- Who's there?
- It's me, your friend - Gogia.
- Say the password!
- "Password"!
- Come in!
So let's drink to the fact that our friends are not afraid to come to us with or without a reason, and at one in the morning, and at two ... For hospitality!
Materials used: Caucasian toasts"Zapivalin Oleg
