Scenarios for Defender of the Fatherland Day ★ (February 23). Scenarios for Defender of the Fatherland Day ★ (February 23) Musical competition for February 23 at school
Each of us celebrates the holiday on February 23, but does everyone know what is behind it? Having come to the holiday, we will make you real men, so that you can celebrate Defender of the Fatherland Day without a twinge of conscience! Scenario for teenagers for the Defender of the Fatherland Day.
Scenario for February 23
A holiday is approaching, which our men are looking forward to - February 23, Defender of the Fatherland Day, and many want to celebrate it somehow especially. We bring to your attention interesting scenario holding this wonderful, purely masculine holiday.
Scenario "Strong, brave, dexterous, skillful!"
Sports and gaming holiday "Strong, brave, dexterous, skillful!" dedicated to the celebration of February 23 by the children of the younger school age. The competitions will require the participation of not only boys, but also their dads. During various competitions, participants will be able to demonstrate their courage, dexterity and resourcefulness.
Scenario "Defender of the Fatherland"
Script for adults, can be used in various corporate organizations or just in a friendly company. The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts and congratulations. Then the banquet begins, everyone sits down for festive table. The party program continues with fun tests and contests.
Scenario "How the heroes rescued the magic chest"
Scenario for the Defender of the Fatherland Day for children. Baba Yaga stole a chest with fairy tales from Brownie Kuzi. Children and their dads go to help him out, showing their skills in various competitions along the way. But it turns out that good always triumphs over evil, and even strength is not needed here.
Scenario "February 23 - it's time to congratulate men"
Scenario for holding solemn event dedicated to February 23. Designed for holding an event as part of a corporate party. February 23 - Defender of the Fatherland Day. Any team is in a hurry to congratulate the representatives of the stronger sex of each enterprise. This script will tell you how to do it beautifully and tastefully.
Scenario for children "In search of a knight"
So the day has come, dedicated to our wonderful men, the day of February 23. On this day, we can give them maximum care and attention, and try to do only what they like.
Scenario for February 23 for the corporate party "Oh, this holiday"
Corporate is an important event in the life of the company, contributing to the cohesion of the team. There are plenty of holidays in winter, but February 23 can be called one of the most important, since it is on this day that we congratulate our dear and beloved men. With the help of this scenario, you will be able to hold a memorable holiday for a small team (15-20 people).
On February 23, we pay tribute to those who defended their native land from the fascist invaders. But in peacetime, many of the guys continue to carry out difficult and responsible service. Therefore, special attention should be paid to boys, who in the near future will stand up for the defense of the Fatherland. Today is a holiday not only as the birthday of our Red Army, but also as the day of real men.
Scenario for February 23 for schoolchildren "Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day!"
Festive program for February 23 for schoolchildren
Young men are invited to the feast different classes, male teachers, former soldiers, dads, grandfathers. The decor matches the theme of the holiday. All concert numbers are desirable to be performed by girls. Cheerful music sounds. Leading girls come out.
1st leader.
There are many great holidays for mankind, -
Navruz and Trinity, Epiphany and Purim...
But only Defenders of the Fatherland Day
We love more than others in Russia!
2nd leader.
Country of heroes, you know the price
Soldier courage and valor of a fighter,
That your military duty in any war is excellent
And sacredly fulfilled to the end!
1st leader.
And it will always be so, as long as the planet is spinning!
And we really can't do it any other way!
Congratulations on the Defenders of the Fatherland Day!
We wish you valor and glory, friends!
I. Yartsev
Sailor dance.
Drum roll sounds.
4 girls in costumes with elements of soldier's clothing (helmets, camouflage nets, belts, Wellingtons), in addition, they have dark glasses, brightly painted lips, point fake or children's guns at the young men.
1st Amazon. Everyone stay where you are. You are under arrest.
2nd amazon. You are in captivity with us, the Amazons from the planet Amazonia.
3d amazon. Tell me, why are you here?
4th amazon. You have the right to have an attorney and remain silent until the decision of the High Court.
The drum roll sounds again.
A detachment of Amazons, led by their leader, enters the hall in a column of two.
The detachment reaches the middle of the hall and stops.
Leader. Stop! One-two! Sing the song!
The Amazons sing to the motive of the song of the robbers from the cartoon The Bremen Town Musicians.
Amazons are said to be
Fighters all as one.
You do not believe - these gossip
Luna provokes.
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la! Eh ma!
We are smart, eloquent,
Noble and gentle.
All were born from a test tube
So dads are not needed.
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la! Eh ma!
We live without worries
By exercising every day.
We send arrows accurately
We are from the bow and into the target!
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la! Eh ma!
Leggy and beautiful
We stand up for ourselves
And our planet is alive
We will protect from men!
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la! Eh ma!
leader. Wonderful! Our tigers are not fed today.
1st Amazon. What if they are poisonous? Leader. Need to check! Connect to the computer system of the planet Earth and take all the data down to the smallest detail
2nd amazon. Down to the smallest? Leader. Yes! And so that not a single detail escapes!
All. Eat!
Four Amazons take the hand of the nearest young man, sit on their knees and hug their shoulders.
leader. Contact!
Amazons. There is a contact!
leader. Release information!
1st Amazon. A biological individual with speech and consciousness.
2nd amazon. Physical data correspond to the following parameters: 2 legs, 2 arms.
3d amazon. Head with two screens through which it perceives the world and sound pickup devices.
4th Amazon. The chest is flat. There is dystrophy.
Leader. And it's all?
Amazons. All.
leader. Yes, they are of no use! I suggest destroying it. Who agrees?
Half of the Amazons raise their hands.
Who is against?
The other half raise their hands. Amazons from the detachment express their opinion.
1st Amazon. They have more abilities for physical labor: sawing wood, hammering nails, drilling holes everywhere.
2nd Amazon. Normal habitat: sofa, slippers, TV!
3rd Amazon. But they are smart, have intelligence and the ability to organize large financial transactions.
4th amazon. In the evenings, they gather in groups to solve the philosophical question “Do you respect me?”.
5th amazon. But they know how to make money.
6th amazon. But the amount of money earned often does not meet women's needs.
7th Amazon. They know how to speak sweet words. And sometimes they give gifts.
leader. All is decided! (Pauses.) We desperately need men. After all, we weak women and we can't do without you.
1st Amazon. Smart!
2nd amazon. Best!
3rd Amazon. Loving!
4th Amazon. Caring!
leader. And how good it is that there is a real men's holiday, when we can safely say: “You are our dear ones!”
All. We love you all very much! (Blow kisses, leave)
The song is being played.
1st leader.
The February wind ruffled the pages
Putting things in order on the calendar.
Then he suddenly decided to stop
2nd presenter
A long time ago there was a holiday...
What can I say, tradition is strong
We congratulate men and boys again -
We wish them peace and good!
1st leader.
Events and faces change.
And someone gets a new rank...
But women so want to be proud
The reliability of the defenders of men!
T. Emelina
Concert number.
A boy comes out, an elementary school student.
Boy
Today I congratulate my grandfather.
I don't leave him unattended.
Grandpa is always my hero.
Although we are no longer young.
He was still a boy during the war
Didn't fight, but survived a lot
Let there be no military awards and medals.
The boys defended the country with hard work.
I'm proud of my old grandfather.
He's number one defender!
He is both a friend and a commander for me -
We love, it is necessary irreplaceable!
L. Chubarova
The song is about the war. A group of readers comes out.
1st reader.
I remember that boy.
He was the most common:
IN regular school studied,
He served in an ordinary construction battalion.
2nd reader.
Later he worked in construction
Lived in the parental home
A lot of dancing girls
He turned his head.
3rd reader.
But the "incident" happened to him:
On a spring starry night
Fell in love, then married
He gave birth to sons and a daughter.
4th reader.
Would fate be banal
But the cry for Russia is given:
There is an international debt
Named "Afghanistan".
5th reader.
And the guy, hugging the kids,
Kissing his wife
“You don't have to cry like that. Quiet!
You wait, and I will return to you!
6th reader.
Day for a year then dragged on,
And the children were waiting for their father ...
He returned as promised.
But in a jacket made of lead.
7th reader.
About how many such lead
Then the soldier returned
To his brides and widows -
For them, this day was holy.
8th reader.
That guy under the blue sky
Now the obelisk has risen ...
There is a wound in the heart of Russia
Named "Afghanistan".
N. Motorina
A song is performed with a guitar from the group's repertoire " Blue berets”or the Lube group.
1st leader.
Men's holiday today.
There is no reason to argue.
No matter how strong the girls are,
There are no more reliable men.
2nd leader.
You are heroes in spirit
And, if suddenly trouble,
Will hide from any troubles
Defender's hand.
L. Chubarova
Stage dance.
1st presenter. And now we will try to find out what the heroes of the occasion think about.
2nd leader. And help us in this "Magic Hat"
The 2nd presenter descends from the stage into the hall, approaches different young men in turn. He holds his hat over the head of the boys. A fragment of any pop song sounds.
1st presenter. So we found out what and who the future defenders of the Fatherland think about.
2nd presenter. This song is a gift to all of you.
The song is being played.
1st leader.
We congratulate men for a reason.
Congratulations are everywhere.
Closer to the night - fireworks thunder
2nd leader.
You are a man, even if not a warrior,
Worthy of congratulations today:
Stand up for the Fatherland
In a dashing hour, you can’t shrink from trouble.
1st leader.
They defended the Motherland,
They won and saved the world.
2nd leader.
You can live everyday without war
But always able to protect
Not a country, so at least a family -
Old people, and children, and a wife.
1st leader.
We congratulate men for a reason.
So securely a man's shoulder.
We congratulate you warmly!
L. Chubarova
Music sounds, the holiday continues - tea drinking in the classrooms.
Tatyana Klimakhina
The script of the holiday on February 23 in primary school(and participation of children senior group) "Dedicated to the future defenders of the Fatherland"
Leading: 23 February our country celebrates the day Defender of the Fatherland! We are well aware that a peaceful sky overhead, the peace of the citizens of the country, its honor and dignity protect Russian soldiers armies: soldiers, pilots and tankers, border guards and sailors.
Day defenders of the Fatherland originated in 1918 as the birthday of the Red Army. Special Meaning Day Defender of the Fatherland acquires after the Victory in the Great Patriotic war.
There is not a single family in Russia that has not been touched by the war. For many, this is the greatest feat of the people in the entire history of the world, and at the same time, this is such a tragedy that in no case should be repeated.
Later holiday became known as the Day of the Soviet Army and Navy.
Since 1995 the holiday is called"Day Defender of the Fatherland» .
Congratulations to those who different years defended our country, and those who now protect our peaceful sleep.
A person is inconceivable without the Motherland, the region, the place where he is born. Well, if there is a Motherland, Fatherland protect
Our army day today
She is not stronger in the world.
Hello defenders of the people,
Hello Russian army!
Glory to our army
On the banner of victory
There is no better army
And he is not stronger.
We are not afraid of any bad weather!
The country of labor has a reliable shield -
On guard of peace, happiness and freedom
Soldier Russian Army costs.
About the beloved army
We are now talking
And to her, invincible,
"Thank you" we are talking.
Song "Our Army" (senior group)
A person is inconceivable without the Motherland, the region, the place where he is born. Well, if there is a Motherland, Fatherland where we live, where our ancestors lived, which means that we need people who can protect. I believe that our boys will also stand on protection if required.
Today we have gathered to congratulate the strong half of our institution on the upcoming holiday"Afternoon Defender of the Fatherland»
scene.
1 girl
Lisa, Katya! Come here!
Let's talk to you
While everyone's gone for breakfast
After all, 23 tomorrow!
2 girl
What? 23? So what?
Why is this day so good?
3 girl
Well, how holiday for men!
There is only one such day in a year!
Congratulate everyone defenders of the country.
And we must congratulate our boys!
2 girl
Why are our guys here?
They are not yet soldiers.
3 girl
But they will grow will defend!
2 girl
As long as they can only offend:
Then they pull the scythe, then they push,
They won’t let you in the door, then they will call you.
1 girl
Moreover, there is a reason to congratulate
We will remind them that they are men.
Let's go with congratulations on the holiday,
We'll arrange a surprise for them.
Girls dance
Leading. Becoming a soldier is the dream of many children. After all, the military are special people. These are hardened, strong-willed, brave men. Who doesn't want to be like that?
We are still guys
And we walk like soldiers
Let's serve in the army
Let's keep the family
So that we always have
It's good to live in the world
I am a brave tanker will
Carry my tank everywhere
I am my formidable rocket
I'll get the target in the starry sky
I'm sure guys I will be a military pilot
I'll sail the oceans as a fearless captain
Since childhood, I always wanted to become a military man
I'm not a coward I will never again
I will be in the military like my older brother
He is already a paratrooper, he is already a soldier
We salute our dear army
There is only one such valiant in the world
We dream, we dream
That when we grow up
Then we will become tankers
And let's go to serve in the fleet
To the border and to sappers
In pilots, in the submarine fleet
We will grow up very soon
In the meantime holiday is coming
Song "Good Soldiers" Morozov Maxim
Contest "Guess the military profession"
Leading. Guys, what military professions do you know? Now tell about it.
His car is all armored
Like a turtle.
After all, in a war, as in a war,
There should be no fear here!
Gun barrel ahead:
Dangerous! Enemy, stay away! (Tankman)
The plane flies like a bird
There is an air border.
On duty day and night
Our soldier is military (Pilot)
I'm in the Navy now
My hearing is good.
There is the same in the infantry -
We are friends with the walkie-talkie not in vain (radio operator)
Worthy of respect
Bold and brave warrior:
It is difficult to get behind enemy lines,
To remain unnoticed
Remember everything, find out
In the morning at the headquarters to tell. (Scout)
Leading: Scene performed by children in grade 2
presenter: I want to remember with you proverbs about Russian soldiers.
Bad is the soldier who does not dream (become a general).
Alone in the field (warrior).
Protect the honor of a soldier (holy).
Russian soldier does not know (barriers).
Courage is a sister (wins).
Know the Russian commandment - in battle (do not snooze).
A cloud of enemies is not terrible for us if the army (mighty).
Contests
"Scouts"
Children come out two people in each team, they are given 3 "bumps". They have to figure out how to rearrange "bumps" cross the swamp and give the report to the commander. Whose team copes faster, she won.
"Best Tank Driver"
The representative of the team sits on a chair. He has a stick in his hands with a rope tied to it, a toy car is tied to the end of the rope. It is necessary, winding a thread on a stick, to pull the machine towards you. Who is faster.
scene"Three heroes" from 2nd grade children
Day of our Army today,
She is not stronger in the world.
Hello defenders of the people.
Hello Russian Army!
My beautiful country
It's easy to love her
Long live, long live
my fatherland.
Congrats dad today
We welcome grandparents from the bottom of our hearts.
We wish you all good health
And we promise not to disappoint you.
I confess honestly to everyone
My best friend is my grandfather.
I congratulate grandfather
I wish you happiness, joy.
And I'll be honest with you:
He is an example to all of us.
Leading: music gift
Song "Boy future soldier»
1st girl
On the borders of your country
stand Fatherland's sons,
And look into the darkness
Those who are in office today.
2nd girl
Meet the dawn of youth
Under the shadow of wings and rockets
And guard the height
Those who are in office today.
3rd girl
In the hearts of married sons
The courage of grandfathers and fathers,
And glorify their homeland
Those who are in office today.
Host - So ours came up holiday at the end. Congratulations to our boys.
Related publications:
"Defenders of the Fatherland" Holiday script for February 23 for the preparatory group Defenders of the Fatherland. The script for the holiday preparatory group The entrance of children to the hall, become a semicircle. Host: Friends! Our day.
"Defender of the Fatherland Day February 23." Scenario of a sports festival for the middle group Scenario sports festival For middle group. Goals and objectives: To form a sense of patriotism among preschoolers, to generalize and specify.
Literary and musical composition. Dedication to the defenders of the Fatherland. preschool group Purpose: to expand children's knowledge about the holiday Defender of the Fatherland Day. Tasks: to form patriotic feelings, to cultivate a sense of pride.
Under cheerful music children enter the hall with leaflets in their hands and stand in a semicircle. Presenter: Good evening, Dear friends! Joy to you, joy.
The scenario of the autumn holiday for the 2nd junior group with the participation of children in the preparatory group for school. Scenario autumn holiday for the 2nd junior group based on folk tale"Turnip" with the participation of children of the preparatory group for school.
On any school party, dedicated to the holiday of the Defenders of the Fatherland, in addition to traditional congratulations and gifts, as a surprise from girls or friends, as well as in order to make an interesting eyeliner under competitive program or an entertaining number, musical or theatrical skits will always come in handy.
W collected here sketches for February 23 for schoolchildren different ages that fit well into the program of this holiday
1. Scene for February 23 for schoolchildren "Three girls under the window"
(three girls in Russian-folk costumes are sitting)
Leading: Three maidens by the window[
Dreaming in the evening..
. 1st girl: Hurry to get married
Tired of the girls right already!
2nd Maiden: Just for anyone
I wouldn't go out!
3rd Maiden: I'd go for a businessman
Like a stone wall!
Mom would love a son-in-law
But where can you get this?
1st Maiden: Well, I'm sure
I'd marry a sailor!
And while he was swimming in the sea,
I would live without knowing grief!
2nd Maiden: There are no sailors now
It's just a rarity!
That would be to marry the military -
Strong, extraordinary!
I would be happy
With a guy strong as a rock.
3rd Maiden: We were dreaming girls...
Crushed all the guys
They would lie on the couch
Yes, enjoy football!
Leading: Oh, this youth
All of you are unbearable to get married!
May I get into the conversation?
I know where the guys are!
Not one, not two, not three...
Maidens (in chorus): Where is it?! Speak!!!
Leading (points to the young men sitting in the hall):
Look here:
Here guys anywhere!
Not warriors - so what?
Each stately and good!
One per sister...
1st Maiden (points to one of the guys): Chur, I'll take it!
2nd Maiden (points to another) I liked this one!
3rd Maiden (on the third): This one made me smile!
Maidens(together): All the guys are good,
Just a feast for the soul!
Leading: Girls, you are almost right - today is a holiday, and this is a holiday of our wonderful men! Strong, brave, stubborn and self-confident. Therefore, let's congratulate them with all our hearts, and the way to the heart of men lies - you know - through the stomachs! (Girls invite everyone to a tea party or a banquet)
2. Scene for younger students "Bogatyrs".
(perhaps this scene will become the basis, like "Thirty-three heroes", written for kindergarten graduates)
Leading: Do you know, of course, who defended our Rus' in ancient times, who are the heroes of Russian epics?
(Children answer).
The song "Our Heroic Strength" sounds, music. A. Pakhmutova, lyrics by N. Dobronravov.
Enter Ilya Muromets with spear and sword. Walks around the hall, stands in the center.
Ilya Muromets:
I am from the city, from Murom.
From the village of that Karacharov.
And my name is Ilya Muromets
(gives bow).
I stood for Rus' for many years and winters,
Sparing no effort and time.
So that Rus' never, for all time,
There was no one to fight, to ruin.
And who remembers the names of my friends who fought with me for Mother Rus'?
(Children answer: Dobrynya Nikitich and Alyosha Popovich!)
Ilya Muromets:
That's right, here they are!
Alyosha Polovin and Dobrynya Nikitich enter to the music.
Alesha Popovich:
I am Alyosha Popovich by name, from Rostov the Great City. And my friend - Dobrynya Nikitich!
Nikitich:
Prince Vladimir of Stolno-Kiev once gathered the heroes for a feast and gave instructions.
Ilya Muromets:
I - in the field with enemies to fight.
Alesha Popovich:
I have to collect tribute to the prince.
Nikitich:
And he sent me a tribute overseas to conquer.
Ilya Muromets:
To fulfill all the orders, we must be strong, dexterous and courageous.
Well, brothers? Shall we show our heroic strength?
Leading:
But don’t you look, heroes, at our good fellows and beauties!
Ilya Muromets:
With pleasure.
(Children play games and contests together with the heroes).
Ilya Muromets:
So, are there good fellows among you, ready to show their boldness? Come out together, brave! (calling 5-10 people each to their team).
The bogatyrs hold the "Remote fellows" competition, which consists of 3 tasks:
1. The task of the participants is, without exchanging a single word or sound, to stand in a line, according to the descending size of the shoes.
2. Participants are blindfolded. Without seeing, they should line up in order of height.
3. Each team depicts a functioning mechanism (for example, a car, a vacuum cleaner, a computer), and all team members must be involved.
The winners of the Bogatyrs are awarded with sweet prizes and diplomas of "Remote fellows".
3. Scene for February 23 for high school students "Bogatyr and Serpent Gorynych".
(Show the scene in costumes and in a good mood).
(Ilya Muromets is thinking, the Serpent Gorynych comes up to him with three heads ...)
Dragon: Ilya Muromets, do you know that we have boys, today is a holiday - February 23?
Ilya Muromets: It's you Gorynych kid, and I'm a man - defender of the motherland.
Dragon: Ilya, can I also stand here .. with you, protect ...?
Ilya Muromets: Wait until..
Dragon: Something is quiet ... it can call the enemies, but the two of us beat them like that ...
Ilya Muromets: Enemies are those who themselves come and do evil, and the rest are opponents ...
Dragon: Ilya, and you know, I became a vegetarian ... now I only eat cabbage ..
Ilya Muromets: And what?
Dragon: nutritious ... Ilya, maybe let's go to the village, the girls are walking there ...
Ilya Muromets: I'm married...
Dragon: And what do you want to give you on February 23?
Ilya Muromets: Binoculars to look at the country, see the adversary from afar ..
Dragon: I want binoculars too...
Dragon: Look, someone is running - the enemy is probably ...
Ilya Muromets: No, these are eleventh-graders running to school to congratulate their boys ...
Dragon: And something is running somehow in a jump ...
Ilya Muromets: It's so cold...
Dragon: Look at the enemies!!! and war paint...
Ilya Muromets: Yes, these are girls from the 10th grade, they run to school, they are also smartly dressed ...
Dragon: Ilya, what are they doing there at school?
Ilya Muromets: Concert...
Dragon: Yes, I'll go and have a look too...
Ilya Muromets: You look there...
Dragon: Of course of course...
Ilya Muromets: Oh, SMC, they write, they invited me to the holiday, how can I not respect .. I'll go ...
(Source: tca77.narod.ru)
4. scene
There are three girls on the stage.
Girl 1: So what are we going to give? (everyone thinks)
Girl 2: No, why should we give them something every year?!
Girl 3: Do they give us?
Girl 2: Mimosa and Alpen Gold are not a gift, but a mockery. Moreover, in our country it is “International Women's Day”, i.e. for all women. And they have "Defender of the Fatherland Day". And which of them served?
Girl 1: Yes, guys are generally lucky in life. You can walk in clothes and shoes until they break, and not until a new collection appears.
Girl 3: Manicure can be done for free and with teeth.
Girl 2: The belly is not a reason for depression, but a sign of masculinity!
Girl 1: To calm the nerves, you do not need to make an appointment with a psychotherapist, you just need to sort out the carburetor.
Girl 3: If you came to work in a different outfit than yesterday, everyone understands that today is your birthday.
Girl 2: You don’t know how much bread, cheese and sausage cost, but at the same time you have all this at home.
Girl 1: You can open a can with a knife. Then take the crumb, dip in oil - that's it, dinner is ready!
Girl 3: Girls, okay. that we attacked them. By the way, being a man is not only “pluses”, but also hard work.
Girl 2: For example?
Girl 3: For example, when buying sneakers, you need to choose such a style so that later you can go to the theater and to your birthday (everyone nods in understanding).
Girl 1: What will we do with the gift? As usual: shaving foam and lotion?
Girl 2: No, if a man has a lot of accessories in his cosmetic bag, then something is wrong with him, but if there is only one toothbrush, you are a brutal kid. Let's give them toothbrushes.
Girl 3: And most importantly, our love (draw hearts in the air).
5. Musical scene for February 23 "How my mother saw me off"
Characters:
Vania
Mother
Grandmother
Sister
Laptop and here is a bottle of kvass (bottle with pacifier)
Mother: Don't forget to take your first aid kit with you.
Come back soon as a hero.
Father: Honestly, you serve everything there, learn
So that your family can be proud of you.
(song "Slavyanka". Grandmother baptizes, mother cries, father hugs, sister kisses. Leaves through the hall)
6. Comic scene for February 23 at school "I need a man!"
(Baba Yaga comes to find a man - a protector)
Leading: Oh, and whose grandmother are you? Did you visit your grandson for the holiday?
Baba Yaga: No, I'm nobody's grandmother, I'm Baba Yaga, I came to pick up a man for myself, they say men, so I'll pick myself up
Leading: Why do you need a young man? What kind of grandfather would you choose?
Baba Yaga: I need a defender to save me from the Serpent Gorynych, I gave Koshchei from the gate
Leading: And who will marry you willingly?
Baba Yaga: Yes, why should I have a husband, I'm not looking for a husband, but a protector to guard me, I'll tie him up and be under supervision. And then the Serpent Gorynych has already overcome, walks every day and says, Chob poured his potion for him, otherwise he will confuse my legs in the hut ..
Leading: Baba Yaga, yes, our guys are young, but strong, they will not sit on a leash, they will break free even worse than it will be with the Serpent Gorynych
Baba Yaga: What am I to do, poor thing?
Leading: Look for yourself a protector in overseas countries, maybe there, who is meek and gets caught
Baba Yaga: But I don’t know languages, I lived all my conscious life in the forest
Leading: Here is a phrase book for you in several languages ( donate a book) and about the Snake, we advise you to contact the police ..
(leave)
Calling commission. There is a long line in the corridor of the military registration and enlistment office, consisting of future defenders of the Fatherland. The queue moves slowly, somewhere in the tail between the two conscripts Vasily and Eduard a conversation arises. Vasily is a simple Russian guy from the outback, and Eduard is a representative of advanced youth, the son of wealthy parents.Edward (referring to Vasily): Well, bro, do you think they will take you into the army?
Basil: The doctor said: "Healthy as a bull!"
Edward: Have you tried "mowing"?
Basil: Yes, every summer I mow, I'm already tired, so I decided: it's better to go to the army for two years, to relax.
Edward: Right! I think so too! What is your name?
Basil: Vasya.
Edward: And I'm Edward. Listen, Vasya, where do you work?
Basil: Yes, I play music in the club.
Edward: Cool! I also work as a DJ in a nightclub. And who are your ancestors? I mean, what do parents do?
Basil: Father is a brigadier.
Edward: Brigadier? My father also has his own team. Listen, and who does he go under?
Basil: under the chairman.
Edward: Something I have not heard of such an authority. Listen, I still have a brother.
Basil: And I have, he grazes cows and heifers.
Edward: What are you! My brother also grazes heifers on Tverskaya. How are you on the personal front? Dude, in the sense, is there a mare?
Basil: Eat! Only she is in Lately barely walks.
Edward; Why?
Basil: Yes, I drove her! And recently he also beat him with a whip.
Edward: Well, you're a maniac! And why didn’t your relatives smear you? Probably problems with grandmothers.
Basil: Not really. I never had any problems with grandmothers, they love me.
Edward: It's good when there is cabbage, by the way, where do you store it?
Basil: In the bank.
Edward: That's right, it's more reliable, now there are so many goats divorced who are greedy for someone else's greenery.
Basil: Yes Yes! We had one such goat!
Edward: Why was?
Basil: Yes, my father and I killed him.
Edward: How did they score?
Basil: Yes, they killed it for meat.
Edward(scared): For meat? Well, family!
Basil: Look, this line never seems to end. And I'm already hungry, maybe we'll go somewhere?
Edward(in hysterics): No! No need! Just not me! Save!
Edward runs away. Vasily, perplexed, remains alone at the tail of the line.
Basil: And how do they take such psychos into the army?
8. Scene - a monologue for February 23 for schoolchildren - "Insidious dating site"
(a high school student enters the stage, sits down at a laptop and at the same time talking on the phone with a friend)
Offstage voice: It's no secret that schoolchildren are now the owners and creators of many sites, who have this hobby, who have their first attempts to do business ... A scene about one grief, the administrator of a dating site.
Healthy, well, I made a site ... dating, no one just goes ...
- What am I doing? Every day I go, I look - no one is registered ...
- Why add it yourself? And then people will immediately come to the site? Will they meet? Business you say...
- Well, okay, let's try ... Here I am writing, strong, muscular, handsome ...
- And a photo, what to add?
- Any?
- I added a photo of Tarzan
- Let be?
- And also... added... a girl... look at the link (pretends to send)
Yes, I don't know who it is...
- What about Peskov in a concert costume?
- Okay, I'll add...
- Wow, look! Someone went to the site, writes something ...
- Wow, wants to meet... with me.. (is reading) I'm Paris Hilton - added a photo...
- Now I’ll write that I also liked him ... and let him tell about himself ...
- That writes?
- He writes why there are so many mistakes in every word that I had in Russian ...
- I answered him that Russian is bad ...
- Noticeably - he writes, there are several errors in each word ...
- I wrote to him that this is how to get acquainted with American women ...
- Oh, look, someone else is writing ..
- The girl writes.
- That writes? He writes that I'm some kind of stunted ... but a muscular handsome man wrote ... but it's not my fault, maybe Tarzan is in the photo as a child?
- I read one more message and that's it ...
- There is a military man in the photo .... with whom he wants to meet there ...
- WAAAAA!
- What is it, he writes, waiting for me at the military registration and enlistment office for a medical examination, in the spring in the army.
- No, I’m satisfied, I just didn’t expect that via the Internet ... they would send me ... a summons ...
(with competitions for boys)
In our calendar, February 23 is a red date. On this day, Defender of the Fatherland Day is celebrated. It is customary on this day to congratulate absolutely all male representatives, regardless of whether they served in the army or not. For women, this is an occasion to show their men how courageous, loyal, brave, reliable, courageous, noble, etc. they are. At a school for boys, you can organize an excellent holiday-competition of two teams (the script written below is designed for high school students).
The action allegedly takes place on a ship called "Life". Each team consists of 10 people. Competitions will be evaluated by the school jury: two students (classmates), the headmaster and two teachers.
The competition can be held either in the sports or assembly hall. The center of the room where the action will take place is free, and chairs for guests and spectators are placed around the perimeter of the hall. On one side they put a table for the jury members. The leaders of the holiday are a boy and a girl.
Presenter 1
Good afternoon, dear guests!
Lead 2
Hello! It is with great pleasure that I officially congratulate all those present on the Defender of the Fatherland Day!
Presenter 1
Today, two brave, dexterous, smart and resourceful teams will compete in competitions to get the title of "Good fellow!".
Lead 2
Meet our contestants.
To the music, the participants of both teams take the stage, the audience greets them with thunderous applause.
Presenter 1
The first competition is who will spell out the name of the opposing team faster.
The host gives the participants the name of the team, cut into letters. Each team must, as quickly as possible, make up a word - the name of the opposing team and line up in such an order that everyone can read it correctly.
Lead 2
Great! Well done, both teams coped with the task: the name of the first team is "Chernomorets", and the second - "Brigantine". The second competition is the competition of captains.
Presenter 1
The captains of both teams in this competition will show their intelligence and knowledge.
1. Finish the proverb:
Learning is light and ignorance is darkness.
- To study literacy - it will come in handy in advance.
- Teaching in happiness decorates, and in misfortune - comforts.
The eye sees far, but the mind sees farther.
- old friend- better than the new two.
Don't be afraid of the knife, but the tongue.
- Lose yourself, and rescue a comrade.
2.Question - answer
List the names of the seas that are named after famous sailors (Bering Sea, Barents Sea, Laptev Sea, etc.)
What types of sailboats do you know? sea vessels(caravel, frigate, brigantine, clipper, schooner, yacht, longboat and Caracas).
- What mammals do you know that spend most of their lives in water? (dolphin, otter, mink, seal, walrus, beaver, seal and seal).
- Name songs related to the sea theme
Lead 2
Well done, everyone did a great job. Now our ship can safely go to the open sea. To do this, fill the tanks with fuel. Captains, call your sailors and mechanics. Each team will present five people. Third competition! Who is faster and more? Let's start the competition of mechanics.
On one side of the hall, two chairs are placed, where there are glasses with colored water. On the opposite side at the start are the contestants. Each of them is given the details - a spoon and an empty glass. The purpose of the competition is to fill an empty glass with “fuel” as quickly as possible using a spoon, which is passed to all the young mechanics in turn.
Presenter 1
In this competition, we saw how dexterous our sailors and mechanics are. For the next competition, I ask the deputy captains to leave. We are starting our fourth round.
1.Marine slang:
- cook - ... (cook);
- kitchen - ... (galley);
- radio operator - ... (Marconi);
- cabin - ... (kubrick);
- young sailor - ... (cabin boy);
- toilet - ... (latrine);
- colonel - ... (captain of the first rank);
- assistant captain - ... (senior officer);
- lieutenant colonel - ... (captain of the second rank);
2.Focus
In the center is a sheet of thick paper and three empty glasses. In this competition, you need to build a structure of paper and glasses in such a way that the bottom two glasses, on which the sheet of paper lies, do not come into contact with the third glass. (Answer: the paper needs to be folded in the form of an accordion).
Lead 2
Everyone coped with the difficult task and showed ingenuity, and now for the next competition we ask the boatswains and the cabin boy to come out. The 5th Contest Begins! Boatswain competition.
1.Cleaning
The main task of the boatswain on a sea vessel is to maintain order. For this competition, things are scattered on the floor in the center of the hall, I close my eyes to the cabin boys (with bandages). The boatswain gives the cabin boy a bucket, in which you need to collect as many scattered things as possible. In this competition, the boatswain directs the work of the junior sailor and directs him to the right place.
2. Tug of war
Presenter 1
In this competition, each team has two players. The task of the competition is to pull the rope and collect various objects scattered on the floor, put the obtained “trophies” into the boatswain’s bucket. Everyone tried their best, and our jury will give an appropriate assessment. Let's move on to the sixth competition of our competitions! Navigator competition.
Presenter 1
A navigator is a person who must be well versed in the terrain and space in order for the ship to follow its course.
1.Question - answer:
What is the name of the star that shows the way to ships in the northern hemisphere? (Polar Star).
- List the 9 planets of the solar system (Venus, Mars, Saturn, Jupiter, Neptune, Earth, Uranus, Pluto and Mercury).
- Which planet is considered the largest? (Jupiter).
What is the difference between ocean and sea? (The sea is a small part of the ocean).
Are whales found in all oceans? (Yes).
- Do you know how fast dolphins can develop? (65-70 km/h).
2.Drawing
In the competition, I blindfold both navigators with a tight bandage, and they draw what the presenter calls. Here is the sun, a ship, a seagull, a cloud, a fish, a cloud, a porthole, mountains, the sea.
Creativity of each team member is evaluated by an independent jury and marks.
Lead 2
The seventh competition is a test for cooks.
Tasks:
1. The spoon should be moved as far as possible large quantity potatoes, which lies in a string bag. A string bag is hung on a chair. On a signal, the participants carry the potatoes to the galley, which is located on the other side of the hall.
2. Competition for speed - peeling potatoes.
3. Name the sea dishes (whoever has the most wins).
4. What do whales eat? (Plankton)
5. All types of fish can be eaten or not? (No, more than 300 species of fish are known to be poisonous)
Lead 2
For the eighth competition, I ask the gentlemen who show the dance (tango or waltz at the choice of the participants) to come out.
The jury evaluates all competitions with marks from 1 to 5 and considers the results for all competitions. Each member of the team receives a prize.
Screenwriter: Tatyana Rodnina