The scene is going to retire. Script for retirement
Anniversary 55 years. Scenario
Posting to retirement. Scenario
Preparation for the holiday
The hall is decorated with flowers, balloons, large numbers "55" on the wall.
An excerpt from the song “This holiday is a birthday” sounds (from the repertoire of T. Bulanova). The host solemnly leads the hero of the occasion into the hall, where the guests are already sitting at the tables, escorts her to a place of honor.
Event progress
Leading:
Years fly by. That also happens -
An anniversary will suddenly creep up,
Life gives us marks,
And our dates are all round.
For two fives in a round date,
For a full hall of guests, friends
Raise your glasses
Today is an important anniversary!
Look, friends, at these two figures. The number fifty-five is not easy. These are two "five" marks for excellent work, for labor successes, for initiative and love for one's work! And our first toast, like all the following, will be for an excellent student, a Komsomol member, an athlete, and just beautiful woman... (name and patronymic of the birthday girl) \
An excerpt from the song "And I'm Beautiful" (from the repertoire of Verka Serduchka) sounds.
Leading: This anniversary is not just another date. From now on you begin new life! We won't call it retirement. Rather, it is a meeting of a new stage in fate. And at this exciting moment, I give the floor to the closest and most beloved relatives ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day)!
The family congratulates the hero of the occasion and gives prepared gifts. A spouse (if any) who can sing can prepare a surprise song.
SONG FROM SPOUSE
to the motive of the song "Behind your brown eyes" from the repertoire of M. Sheleg
At the hour of a happy holiday
Family will gather
The brightest and most joyful
This day is for me.
You are so elegant
Frost on the skin...
For you, darling
I raise a toast!
Chorus:
For your eternal love
Kindness is endless
And for the days and for the nights,
For both son and daughter
And for being with you
Well, like nowhere with anyone,
And for that, my sun,
What in the world are you!
You are always changeable
But always good
You are a beloved woman
And you are my soul.
I want my dear
Looking straight into your eyes
wish you joy
And thank you to say...
Chorus.
Leading : Isn't it wonderful touching congratulations gave our birthday girl her husband? Addresses the couple. How many years have you been next to each other? The spouses respond.
An excerpt from the song "Together and Forever" (from Alsou's repertoire) sounds.
Leading : And we continue to congratulate ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day). As the proverb says, tell me who your friend is and I will tell you who you are. And there are a lot of tales about female friendship in general. As if it does not exist at all ... It happens, it still happens! There is not a single woman in the world who does not have girlfriends. So, our hero of the occasion is congratulated by her friends!
An excerpt from the song "Girlfriend" (from the repertoire of Lolita Milyavskaya) sounds.
CARD FROM FRIENDS
We will collect all the wishes in a postcard,
To give to a friend on this day!
With one radiant smile
You can make everything around brighter.
Support everyone with heartfelt words,
Warm with the warmth of spiritual kindness,
How wonderful it is with us
Such a beautiful person like you!
Love, prosperity, luck
May they always be by your side,
So that you can flourish with happiness
And enjoy life every day!
SONG OF FRIENDS
to the motive of a song from the movie “Wedding with a dowry” (“I won’t praise myself in vain ...”)
About you, friend, a song
We wrote in the morning
We are so wonderful with you
So much light and kindness!
All people will say about you:
And beautiful and smart
Our women's shortcomings
Completely devoid!
You, girlfriend, girlfriend
Don't waste your time:
Get the "check" soon
And pour your friends!
Life will seem more beautiful
Let's sing and dance
All men will be ours
No one can run away!
Leading : Thank you ladies! Let's raise a toast to true women's friendship and solidarity! And now it's time for congratulations from the native team. He really became a native during the time that the birthday girl spent in him. Well, team, it's a pity to say goodbye to everyone's favorite?
The host gives the floor for congratulations to colleagues. An excerpt from the song “This Birthday” sounds (from the repertoire of the Dune group),
Employees say parting words, congratulate, give gifts and comic surprises.
JOKE GIFTS FROM COLLEAGUES
Colleagues : For our team, the departure of such a wonderful, sympathetic person as ... (name of the hero of the day) is a real stress! But let's imagine that she is not going on a well-deserved rest, but on a long vacation! And if this is a vacation, then you need to provide the vacationer with everything necessary! Accept, dear, these irreplaceable things on vacation.
You didn't work hard at all.
And you deserve the best vacation!
To relax you need a girlfriend -
Comfortable and soft pillow!
They give you a pillow.
I also need a notebook
Write memoirs in it!
Give a notebook.
Need a ladies glossy magazine
So that both the old man and the boy fall in love!
Give a fashion magazine.
Who wears makeup
He acts wisely!
To be irresistible
You need powder!
Give powder.
But the gloves are fashionable in addition,
To effectively process the cottage!
Give country gloves.
Leading: Thank you dear colleagues! It's a pity, but the team will have to part with their beloved employee. However, life goes on, and everything changes ... Let's raise the next toast so that all changes are only for the better!
The host announces the dance:I see the energy in this friendly company is in full swing! Looks like it's time for a dance break. And let no one sit still, because today only the favorite hits of the birthday girl will sound!
Teacher's retirement primary school |
Seeing off retirement The Young Pensioners Issuance Bureau is open from 8:00 a.m. to "With a young pensioner and in a hut - paradise!" "Pension is a dove of peace!" "A wife is a wife - but she doesn't need a pension!" "Work is good, but retirement is better!" "Fill your glass with wine, young pensioner!" Work is not a wolf, it won’t run away from retirement!” "He worked from the heart - hurry to the Canary Islands!"
Waiting for guests And we were waiting for you, waiting, gate to you opened. That's better I think! Let's celebrate the pension of Vera Mikhailovna to everyone Let's celebrate the holiday with a great feast. Let the guests come to our yard, Dances start and songs are sung. Our yard is not bad for these things. Let's make a retirement mess! (We invite them to enter the hall)
But the rumor goes true:
That you can't take your eyes off. In the daytime the light of God eclipses, Lights up the earth at night The work is on fire
And she is majestic Floats like a pava And how will the speech speak, The word river murmurs. We meet this hostess, we welcome her, we glorify her!! (V.M. enters.) Song flowing stream So the years have passed But we are not old disliked, We sit tired. happy fate, And how many colors are in it, Under the old willow Flowing, flowing stream. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. Just remember, How we shoveled Still did not rich people, Row simply, They walked with the whole crowd, Now I'm gray And you are like a gray harrier. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. Fate, probably So it was necessary open hearts, As before incense. disliked, There is something to tell Love cooled down Lit with gray fire. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. flowing stream, The stream runs And I'm a draw And you are nothing. Backing track can be downloaded V. M. enters and sings
All friends gathered here For a well-deserved rest That a new happiness has come to you,
The teachers are all wonderful Everyone is good at something Stop, stop, stop!! What kind of atrocities are going on here? (shows I ask the future pensioner to take a place in the ... dock! Mikhailovna. Citizen Salnikova you Imagine, 32 years old! Yes, this alone proves her involvement in spy activity! No normal person would have endured such She is also accused of secretly completing her mission, she, under view of a well-deserved rest, is about to leave the site entrusted to her FIRST. the administration of our school Pak I.K. ( Presenter 1 Dear Vera Mikhailovna, preparing for today's holiday, we learned that you love to sing and you have favorite songs. Therefore we walk Singing your favorite song by V. M. My life, you fly like a horse Chorus: I will not return to the white garden, Chorus. Chorus. HOST 2 We also found out what you have achieved. And you have achieved: Universal love of relatives; - well-trained voice; - the ability to compose
Thank you for being in the world Such a kind, sweet person! We wish you great happiness, good luck, To gain strength, health in the country, To be together more often with grandchildren, It lived so that it would only be sweeter for you in retirement (Handing
We are presenting a pension apron to Vera Mikhailovna. He is an indicator of the start of a new life. We sewed special pockets on it And they decided to explain their meaning:
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy. The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!
Gift pocket for grandchildren. You don't put gifts in the chest. To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.
Hide far, hide deep So that no one finds, so that no one takes away! 4. Fourth pocket, the most shabby. Glasses pocket. Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often Resist loss of sight. 5. Fifth pocket , for seed sachets. Pocket for individual labor activity. Plant a garden. Harvest. Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise. 6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest. Seed pocket. Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds. Well you retired, you found the extra time. Don't take off Vera Mikhailovna's apron, treat your friends to tea! Congratulations mathematicians 1 presenter Your anniversary is not ignored left and your distant Chinese friends. Hu and Lee
with chopsticks in their hands and an interpreter. Girls sing to the motive of A. Alyabyev's romance Girls. Xiao Liao wei, Xiao Liao wei! Gao Liao Sisy Xiao Liao Wei! Translator. Girls sing what's in far, far away, on the Yangtze River, where almond blossoms and apricots grow,
Translator. And in a far, far away land, in Kapchagay On the Ili River, where viburnum blooms and grows girls . Xiao Liao wei, Xiao Liao wei! Gao Liao Sisy Xiao Liao Wei!
distant Yangtze River, where almond blossoms and apricots grow, send their hot We are funny Hu and Lee Wide river, deep river Here it is love cursed We while away the long nights Unloved with unloved Black water flows far Carried away the oar, but broke the raft There were swallows - there were crows Met early, realized late Doors are new - do not break the hinges And one misfortune makes our bed The river is wide, the echo is long A horse blacker than the night walks about Uninvited pain knocked on the house Here it is love cursed We while away the long nights Unloved with unloved Wide river, deep river Do not swim to you from that bank Low clouds hide the moonlight I would fly, but there are no wings In a damp forest, an evil fire boils The horse is blacker than the night by the fire He beats with a hoof - looking for a rider That horse pushed our shores Uninvited pain knocked on the house Here it is love cursed We while away the long nights Unloved with unloved Uninvited pain knocked on the house Here it is love cursed We while away the long nights Unloved with unloved You can download HOST1: (Salnikova Vera Mikhailovna.), For a sensitive attitude towards relatives, relatives and friends, for loyalty, for impeccable and long-term work for the good of the Fatherland and in connection with retirement, friends, relatives and numerous well-wishers decided: 2. The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, in the circle of relatives and friends for 3. Medals are given away the best place in the apartment and a special carpet is purchased, This Decree was made in the capital city of Almaty We certify fidelity and authenticity (signatures of all present) STATUTE MEDAL § 1. The medal is a masterpiece of art of the second half of the 21st century and is unique § 2. Technical data: weight - ..., diameter - ..., thickness - ..., putting on - unlimited. § 3. Procedure and operating conditions. The medal consists of the medal itself, put on, holes for put on. In order to put on a medal, you need to take it by the put on and in the contour, On the days of weddings of both the awarded and their relatives; On the birthdays of both the awarded themselves and their loved ones; Days of getting paid, winning the lottery etc. § 4. So that the medal does not lose its appearance, but the dignity of the hero of the day, annually on the day § 5. The recipient of this medal has the right to: Fulfill all orders and orders of the spouse; For free travel in the cars of a son-in-law and friends, a "hare" in any mundane On a free flight to the moon;
Claim your spouse for reimbursement for proper care for a medal. § 6. The person awarded this medal is prohibited from: Get sick, gain weight, lose weight, get angry, grumble; Use a medal to make teeth;, Use the medal as a load when pickling cabbage, for driving nails Use the medal as a means of attack and self-defense. § 7. As for friends and relatives, the awarded person can have no doubts - they always § 8. The awarding of a commemorative medal of the II degree is carried out on the day of the next § 9. To impose control over the safe storage of the medal on police officers, KNB § 10. The manufacturer guarantees: Respect for the bearer of the medal; Good mood; Many long and happy years of life. Congratulations from the British Indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know what Yesterday I received an e-mail marked "to pass on to Vera Mikhailovna" So I pass it on. (Slide on interactive whiteboard) |
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Good evening, Dear friends!
Good evening - what does it mean?
So the day started well
So the day was well lived,
He will multiply happy days.
He will open the doors to the Garden of Life for us,
Enchant, so that everyone believes
The golden day of the anniversary sparkles,
Dates like this don't happen often!
To make our holiday very good,
Let's clap our hands together!.....-applause
Ah, anniversary! Flowers and gifts
The guests are smart, full of glasses!
And congratulations, and compliments,
And in honor of the birthday girl, applause! ....
Everyone gathered - both friends and relatives,
There are appetizers and intoxicating wines.
Let's remember these moments!
And applause will sound again! ....
There will be fun today to sparkle
We will spin in swift dances,
Laugh more and sing along!
Hands, not sparing, clap louder! ..... applause
The time has come to have fun
Let your faces bloom with smiles!
Our holiday will become a sensation.
Let everything drown in a sea of applause! ..... applause
We welcome our birthday girl with loud applause!
To be always with friends together,
We all need to perform ... (song.)
(Guests sing "Happybirthdaytoyou".)
And it's time to honor these minutes
We hear the anniversary here ... (salute.)
(Guests, piercing air balloons mimic fireworks).
Host: You passed the test, birthday girl, amazingly.
We want you to invite everyone to the table.
(The birthday girl invites everyone to the table. The guests are seated.)
feast
Leading: May this day go down in history forever,
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
(Music. Guests fill glasses.)
Toast
Let's support together
The custom of ancient Russians
For the happiness of the hero of the day
Let's raise our first glass
We wish you good luck in everything
And shout congratulations three times
And the offer is
For the hero of the day to drink while standing !!!
(Guests drink. Musical pause.)
If we will pour and drink on the anniversary,
I propose to open the anniversary meeting,
But first, everyone should join our club.
The sign “KVN” is shown on one side, and the “Drinking and Pouring Club” is on the other side.
I suggest everyone to maintain balance between the guests to be divided into 2 teams.
Team "Pouring" (pointing to the right side of the table).
The motto of the "Pouring" - "Drunkenness fight! So let's drink before the fight!"
And the team of "Drinkers" (pointing at the guests by left side table).
The motto of the "Drinkers" is "To drink for you - always ready!"
Well, while you are eating and drinking, of course, there are those among you who adhere to the principle "between the 1st and 2nd gap is not large", I would like to inform
FORECAST OF TODAY'S CELEBRATION (to the music).
Cloudy, anniversary champagne hurricane expected today.
The temperature above the table is 40, the air is filled with fun.
My head is foggy at night, clearing is possible in the morning.
They also say that they don’t go to a strange monastery with their own rules, and therefore I want for some guests to read out the rules of conduct at today’s celebration
We ask you all to have fun, otherwise we will not let you get drunk. Everyone should drink the first 3 glasses, the rest will go without a special invitation! After the 8th glass, it is allowed: ladies, to restore their hair and “plaster”; gentlemen, take off your tie and unbutton the first top button... (of course the shirt) After the 18th glass, it is desirable to sing, but... it is undesirable to get into the neighbor's plate with your elbow! If you can't rely on yourself, put a note with your home address in your pocket! Dance only with someone else's wife, leave yours to the best friend. You can’t dance standing up, dance sitting down, but at the same time try not to step on your neighbor’s hands! Do not wipe your hands on the tablecloth, it is better to do it on the dress of the lady sitting next to you! Put candy wrappers, fish and meat bones not on the table, but in your neighbor's pocket! Remember: drink to the bottom, but do not lie down on the bottom! If you want, drink little or a lot, but so that you don’t forget the way to the bed! Everyone can drink, you just need to know: For what? When? and how many? - Do not grumble and do not swear, Do not climb to kiss everyone, In no case do not get angry, Have fun with all your heart. - If someone mistakenly took melancholy with him, Urgently put it in the refrigerator, For cutlets to the cook. - If you before leaving Have found out slightly Other people's things It, the right, does not matter. But we strictly forbid Going home when next to you will be someone else's husband or wife!
And so, drink more, be sad less, don’t hide corks, don’t eat flowers.
We continue our holiday, so I ask everyone to fill their glasses, glasses.
Moderator: Dear guests! No wonder they say that a woman is a source of warmth and light, and for her family and friends - a guiding star that helps to confidently walk along the road of life.
A star named Raul
Now it's in my hands.
And everything in it, as if without a flaw,
I am ready to confirm this not only in words.
Here all the rays radiate heat so strongly,
That guests have been wanting to touch them for a long time.
I invite those present to choose any ray of the star and express their attitude towards the hostess of tonight.
(The host approaches the guests with a beautifully designed "star", to the rays of which strips of paper with text are attached and offers to read it in a certain order.)
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Scenario 55th anniversary for a woman
Sounds like funny music, guests sit down at the tables, the music is mixed.
Moderator: Why are there so many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to accompany you.
Well, here you are 55,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 17
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
A string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded and features:
A delight for men's eyes.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
(1. guests drink, have a snack)
You cried when you were born. And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, a young pensioner was born to us. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much intelligence, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron.
(The presenter puts on a bib)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a pacifier.
Tell me, dear guests, what can happen to the kids at the most inopportune moment? Of course, but we will fix this incident and our pensioner will be dry and comfortable.
(puts on a diaper)
Dear ………!
Accept in the color of years
Our warm, cordial greetings,
And without hiding our feelings,
We will raise our bowls for you!
Let's do a poll!
Answer the question.
Is the jubilee good? (YES)
And figure and soul? (YES)
Is she only 25? (YES)
Will you drink for her? (YES)
Be healthy and happy!
(2. guests drink, eat)
So how old is she?
And really, how much?
Well, she waved her hand
And he will say in a singsong voice, light and bitter:
"Why count in vain, all my..."
And then smile at all the friends who came,
And will radiate high light...
There are only birthdays for women, but no anniversaries!
Now I will talk about the life path of the birthday girl. But it is unlikely that the guests will want to listen to me - I'm not Arkanov or Zadornov. I will bring the birthday girl to this case. (To the birthday girl.) Your task is as simple as a synchrophasotron. It is necessary to say: "Pour into glasses and drink to my health!". This must be done after the words "And says ..."
There was a birthday girl. Inquisitive was - passion! It used to be in preschool age She walks up to her parents and says...
No! She says, "Where do babies come from?" or "Why doesn't the sun fall?"
Parents dig into books, but explain. But time passed, and in the 8th grade, the principal of the school came out on the line and said ...
Yes you! He says: "Each student will participate in some Olympiad, and Tamara will participate in all at once!" And participated, even won first place. Therefore, on last call Tamara takes a response from all the graduates and says ...
No, she says: "Thank you for participating, I received such hardening in life."
I went to study as a hairdresser, comes to the school to the selection committee and says ...
She became a great specialist, she came to work to get a job and says ...
No, she asks "Do you need hairdressers?" The HR manager says...
No, she says: "you suit us, start from tomorrow." And has started and is starting every day for a long time.
And every year, on her birthday, Tamara gathers friends at the festive table and says ...
Pour into glasses, drink to my health!
(3. guests drink, eat)
The host addresses the hero of the occasion:
Think 55 is a lot?
What is not so bright look,
And harder road?
We will ask questions
And all together imperceptibly
We'll clear things up at the table
Well, let's find out specifically.
The host addresses the wife of the hero of the day:
Dear ……..!
Regardless of the years
Who is still loved?
Who will always help you?
Who is indispensable in the family?
And let's not hide
Who is responsive, beautiful? (Spouse answers)
The facilitator addresses the children:
Well, children, not ashamed,
Let them answer here for us.
Though busy with business
And responsible work
Whose advice you always need
Who surrounds you with care?
55th anniversary of a woman
Anniversary script
LEADING
Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl, ... (name)! We ask everyone to sit down at the table, pour what is supposed to be!
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we are in a friendly cheerful company, in our so-called " banquet hall"We decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Well, here you are 55,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 17
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
A string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's take an honest look:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded features:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
They say that at 45
Baba berry again
And popular rumor
From time immemorial right.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light that is beyond the earth, never goes out.
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
LEADING
What a beautiful inflorescence of guests is present at this table! Everyone attracts with the sparkle of their eyes, a charming smile, a special charm and originality, like flowers in a beautiful meadow, to which no less beautiful creations of nature flock and living beings gather.
For example, an ant
Could be among the guests.
This good worker
I'll tell you, not a miser at all.
For such a celebration
He has a lot of gifts.
But today he's gone
But next door neighbor -
Our combat leader.
You and the word, dear ...!
With a gift
LEADING
I propose to drink for these wonderful wishes!
You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap for her)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron.
(The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)
LEADING
And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a young pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
LEADING
Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now greet with friendly applause guests from far abroad. The Italians have arrived.
Italian - Brilliant, blooming, puffed winter, hero of the day.
Translator - Dear hero of the day!
I. - And sieve for free, drunken dormoedo tuto.
P. - Dear guests!
I. - Roll with figato quickly from here.
P. - Greetings to all who are here.
I. - Hard labor dollar is not received.
P. - Representatives of the working class and commercial structures.
I. - Learned, read, counted, paper-marato and musical, and then expelled.
P. - Workers in the media, education, and culture.
I. - Bandito, shot, caught, planted.
P. - Employees of the police, the police, the security department.
I. - Their other gentlemen are lodyrento.
P. - And other other workers.
I. - Slurry on anything.
P. - I arrived on a special flight.
I. Italy stubbornly shines in the eyes.
P. - From sunny Italy.
I. - Congratulations to the hero of the day Nadezhda.
P. - Congratulate the hero of the day Nadezhda.
I. - Toshito pocherto boltata from Italiano in Chehanto different nonsense.
P. - I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends.
I. - En is all unnecessary borochlyanto.
P. - And small modest gifts.
I. - Italian belly grown first, zhironakoplento, ek requetiro.
P. - First of all, our spaghetti straws
I. - He puts a lot of relish, sousento, as a reward.
P. - To straws for color sauce
I. - It stinks from a mile away, Chipollin's head from the mafia structure.
P. - For a smell specially from the Sicilian mafia - onions.
I. - Spilled, what is drained and underfilled.
P. - The famous Amaretto liqueur
I. - Pomerento wished forgiveness.
P. - In conclusion, I would like to wish.
I. - The back is not bolenta, the nose is not chihanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto.
P. - Health.
I. - In the garden of copanto, in the house of pribiranto, tascanto bags, everywhere in time.
P. - Youth, long life.
I. - Do not swear, always love, respect your friends.
P. - Friends, happiness.
I. - Always pouring for the hero of the day ...!
P. - Let's drink for the hero of the day ...!
LEADING
Lottery.
LEADING
Now let's play a little
Confession.
TOAST
The lights go out in the room.
Anniversary candles lit
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring this cake to you as a gift.
Let in darkness and silence
Words will find their way to you...
Let me wish on a holiday -
Let happiness be only help.
Good luck, heat, heat,
We wish you good health again
And again we will say to the hero of the day
All in unison - CONGRATULATIONS!
So that luck awaits along the way,
And every evening was joyful,
And we will also ask you in addition -
Blow out those candles!
LEADING
And again the angels trumpet
To remember those girls:
Hope, Faith and Lyubasha -
We went to death for our faith!
In their names - the basis of life:
We serve the Fatherland with faith,
Life is born in love
Dreams are connected with hope
And without a dream, life is impossible.
It's hard for us to live without our...
We love her, respect her
We consider the best friend.
Hope gives us back
Hope for the cherished hour
Kohl ... lives among us:
She will bring us happiness.
And we... congratulations
And on her name day we wish her
Be our earthly compass
And a golden talisman!
The girlfriends of the hero of the day come up to her, sing a congratulation to the motive of the song "Snowfall".
Friends are singing.
Girlfriends
Dear...!
Accept in the color of years
Our warm, cordial greetings,
And without hiding our feelings,
We will raise our bowls for you!
CONFESSION
In the hands of the owner of the house are two sets of cards of two colors; Questions are written on dark-colored cards, answers are written on light-colored cards. Guests are invited to choose a question for themselves, read it, then choose a card with the answer for themselves and also read it aloud to everyone present. The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions matches the number of answers.
sample questions for cards.
1. Does your loved one make you jealous?
2. When do you have to smile?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. How often do you put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcohol?
8. Do you enjoy erotica?
9. Do you remember those who loved you before?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on the feet of others?
12. How often do you fight with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your other half?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy food?
16. Do you like to play the fool?
17. How often do you remember your loved one?
18. Do you spend your hard-earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Do you hide your left-hand earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in a conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you experience fatigue from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?
Sample answers.
1. There was not and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only when bad mood.
6. Of course, and more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and more than once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. Had to suffer from it.
11. Only awake and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in a restaurant.
13. And under torture I will not tell.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When there are guests in the house.
18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no second half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant for me.
24. When my relatives do not see.
25. At night under the covers.
26. Only in thoughts.
WITH THE HELP OF A SONG
Each of the guests present is invited to remember and write down a few lines from the six most favorite songs. After the guests fulfill the condition, they are offered a clue:
1. The first song - the feeling after the first kiss.
2. Second - memories after the first wedding night.
3. The third is a reminder of the honeymoon.
4. Fourth - a year after the wedding.
5. Fifth - what I think about today, when today we are together with you.
6. The sixth - the morning after the golden wedding.
CONTEST
Fishing
All men of the celebration are invited. The host offers to play fishing.
- Let's take imaginary fishing rods, throw them into an imaginary sea and start fishing, but then suddenly imaginary water starts to wet our feet and the presenter offers to roll up our pants to the knees, then higher and higher.
The joke is that when everyone's trousers are already pulled up to the limit, the leader stops fishing and announces a competition for the hairiest legs. There will be laughter!!!
Anniversary joke
Props:
3 sundresses, 3 kerchiefs, 3 brooms (better - brooms), 1 accordion (can be for children).
The most active, cheerful men are chosen from the guests, they are dressed in sundresses, they are handed props and the text of ditties written on postcards. Before the performance itself, it is advisable to conduct a rehearsal. Then the leader of the anniversary asks the hero of the day to accept congratulations from the fabulous, mysterious old women. And invites Babok Ezhek to the hall. The ideal option would be if you have an accordion player who can play ditties Babok Ezhek from the movie "Flying Ship", or you will have a soundtrack recorded without a voice.
Ditty text.
All: Stretch the furs, harmonica,
Oh, play, play!
U... birthday
Drink, don't talk!
One: Walked along the forest side,
Anniversary ran after me:
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!
All.
One: The most drunk of the guests -
It's somebody's anniversary
Even though I don't believe myself
in these superstitions.
All.
One: A ... cheerful,
And beautiful and slim
Invite people here
To celebrate an anniversary!
All.
One: How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at 80 years old!
All.
One: Let's drink for Love,
For vodka to warm the blood
For the health of Lyubushka,
Lovers - doves!
All.
One: I was going back home,
Anniversary followed me.
Thought it was a man
What the hell is this!
Then Babki Ezhki do a little impromptu dance and leave.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
This comic test is designed for couples. The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under the numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles) present at a party married men- of course, in secret from their wives. Then the wives do the same. The producer of the test asks the couple to look at the other side of the sheet where the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband appear in a column. And so, he, the husband, -
Affectionate like...
Strong like...
Protective like...
Authoritative like...
Independent like...
Smiling like...
Neat as...
Loving like...
Bold as...
Handsome as...
Then the representatives of the fauna chosen by the wife are called. So, "Your Wife":
In transportation...
With relatives...
With work colleagues...
In the store like...
At home like...
In a cafe or restaurant...
With the boss...
In friendly company...
Like in bed...
In the doctor's office...
HOST: Hello dear guests! Hello, dear birthday girl, Lyudmila Mironovna!
Why are there so many people?!
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we, in a friendly cheerful company, decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Fifty-five - but is that a lot?
Let them say "everything is lived" - do not believe
As long as we live, what was, is - everything is alive.
When else will life slam the door for us.
You still have a lot to do,
Live long, wisely and beautifully!
And I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
HOST: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
DIRECTOR: Dear Lyudmila Mironovna!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Please accept our congratulations today.
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul, live, still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(A memento is given.)
LEADING: You cried into the light when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have a little mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that extra thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap. (The host puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron. (The host puts on an apron for the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy. (The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon. A cap is sewn in advance for an adult and an apron.)
HOST: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
LEADING: (helping to take off her bonnet, apron and pacifier): Well, she is fed, she doesn’t blow anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give colleagues the opportunity to congratulate Lyudmila Mironovna.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM COLLEAGUES
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends in life.
Anniversary is a special day
Where summed up mentally.
What could be wrong sometime,
That which is expensive, surely saved.
We congratulate you wholeheartedly
And we want to wish you happiness
Let in your home climate,
There will never be bad weather.
We do not give the birthday girl
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer,
Greetings from friendly hearts.
(Presenting a gift. Here it is possible for one of the colleagues to tell how he met the hero of the day, remember an interesting case at work, etc.) (The host announces a break, filling it with games, attractions. During the break, those present are given verses that are printed.)
HOST: "New" pensioners came to visit us for congratulations.
1. We came to this house
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyudmila
Our pioneer greetings.
2. Just think
Everyone is retiring
And now we will tell you
How do you live in retirement?
3. We wish you a lot of happiness
This evening and forever.
Less clouds, rain, bad weather,
Luda is a nice person.
4. Worked a lot,
All the hard work was not in vain,
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
5. We wish more grandchildren,
Don't age too long
If the son and daughter are not open,
Then you Luda will be a grandmother-heroine.
6. You have become more prosperous,
Poverty does not return. ,
Thank you very much Putin
Takes care of everyone.
7. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
When you sing in the choir
You will instantly look younger.
8. You are not sad, do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
9. I would go out to work
I'm tired of sitting
But I'm afraid of taxes
Better at home - I'll make a break.
10. God forbid that everything was fine,
Always behave yourself
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
HOST: Since we are talking about men, I want to introduce you to a man who fell in love with our Lyudochka many years ago and is still a support and shoulder in family life for Luda. So, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
heartily generously
You light up everyone
Cloudy smile
You endow the day.
So let it be with you
Occurs more often
Simple earthly
So necessary happiness.
Always young and
Be perky
About being a grandmother
Forget to think.
Fun and joy
Anytime and anywhere,
Best wishes
I wish you.
Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please, console, idolize me. I want to drink for what you are!
LEADING: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyudmila Mironovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
OATH
BIRTHDAY GIRL: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: with the warmth of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
LEADING: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: 1. Get up, wash.
2. Sit down, eat.
3. Receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
4. Put the brazhonka for distillation.
5. Go in for sports this year.
6. Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: 1. When I want, then I get up.
2. As long as I want, I lie down until then.
3. If I want, I will sing.
4. I will go where I want.
5. When I want - then I sleep.
6. Whoever I want, I love.
(You can propose a toast to the new "pass".)
LEADING: With all our hearts we wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
So, I give the floor to the children of Lyudmila Mironovna.
On this day, dear mother,
Accept congratulations from us, from children.
For us, as before, you are the most important,
Although we have become a little older.
You are the most kind woman in the world,
There is nowhere in the world more beautiful eyes,
And your hands are like huge wings,
Always protect us from harm.
Years have passed, the head has turned gray,
Many worries and worries behind
But what's the matter with age,
If a hot heart in the chest.
(A gift is given from the children.)
LEADING: And now I propose to move on to dancing, outdoor games.
(While the dances are going on, the host of the game brings in a large box, for example, from under the TV, which says "Package". And also brings in telegrams.)
LEADING: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel came to the address of the hero of the day. He himself refused to come in, as he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read the telegrams.
TELEGRAMS
Hello grandma, don't be sad
We're out of candy, mind you
I made a bow, I dry my socks,
I've been writing a letter to you for two days
And on the window there is a sparrow,
All right, I'm done.
Your grandson Sergei.
Moscow, Ministry of Finance.
Budget in deep deficit
Do not look for money in the Ministry of Finance,
Send me a translation
Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?
And you are fervent!
Happy birthday to you!
Zadornov.
Saint Petersburg.
I send greetings from Petersburg,
I wish Luda many more years.
Here I would like your young age,
I would make a mess.
Love, Peace, Success
I wish you a happy anniversary.
Peha.
USA, Washington, The White house.
All borders have been erased between us,
My words fly like birds.
Our States congratulate you,
You try to live richly,
Don't go for impeachment
Health to you, good luck and food!
I sip a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.
Clinton Bill
Moscow, Headquarters of the LDPR.
Yes, definitely on this day.
Even the stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best,
Even though it won't be cheap.
Well, for starters, for example,
You all join the Liberal Democratic Party.
Sorry if the humor is flat.
Happy anniversary!
Zhirinovsky.
BANDEROL
(Each gift must be accompanied by an instruction. The hero of the day opens the package, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)
1. So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love all your relatives,
To make the house a full bowl,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
2. And also take a fountain pen,
Rewrite grandchildren,
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them scream.
3. Our hero of the day Luda,
Lived with her husband so that they would be in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.
4. To keep good, warm,
Lyuda, drink wine skillfully,
You know your limit
Don't grab an extra cup
The sobering-up station decided to help
He gave his gift
He will remind
How much should be taken. (Thimble.)
5. Throw an Orenburg downy shawl on your shoulders, dear. (A piece of gauze.)
6. To know everything in the world, newspapers should be read. (Newspaper.)
7. After a glass of snack
The matter is very important
Here, Lyuda, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.
(Colleagues can also bring the parcel and read the text for all the gifts themselves.)
LEADING: Be beautiful all the time -
And soul and myself,
Be loved all the time -
Both winter and spring.
Do not bow rowan,
If there is trouble.
stay happy
On this day and always.
HOST: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day.
(The hero of the day thanks the guests.)
HOST: Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a few songs for the hero of the day.
(The lyrics are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)
SONG
to the tune of "Wonderful Neighbor"
1. We are gathered here today
All at the festive table.
We congratulate Lyudmila
Happy anniversary this day.
You, my dear, are so beautiful
Both today and always.
And most importantly, of course,
You are the kindest soul.
Chorus: Pam-pam, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam,
Pam-param-pa-pam-pam
Pam-para-pam-pa.
2. And we wish you
Be healthy forever
And don't know about hospitals -
Except sometimes.
Get hot, get wet
Morning, evening and afternoon.
And do not doubt in your family -
We will still come to you.
SONG
to the melody of V. Solovyov-Sedoy "It's time to hit the road"
1.Tonight, tonight, tonight
A pleasant duty fell on our shoulders.
We salute Lyudmila
At this festive table,
And now we will sing this song for her.
Chorus: Oh, dear Luda,
We can't, we can't help but love you.
Same as Ludmila
2. We like Luda, like, like,
And she is rightfully famous for her kindness.
And on this day, and at this hour
Any of us will confirm you
That our hero of the day is just a class!
Chorus: Oh, people's hands
They know how to wash the floor, cook soup, plant a garden.
Same as Ludmila
Nowhere and never can be.
3. We are brave, brave, brave guests,
We are very happy to congratulate you on your birthday.
Now for the people of the year we will drink once and drink two,
But not to have a headache tomorrow.
(The evening ends with songs, dances.)
When a woman turns 55, she retires. And it must be done with respect. cool script for the anniversary for 55 years will help you with this. It has a lot of humor and positivity. Your hero of the day will be pleased with how you arranged everything.
Leading: I have seen a lot in my life, But you are not tired yet,
You'll still be on fire!
You will still rest! You will still have fun, Travel like a bird. You will still travel around the world, You have half your life for this! *** Our dear birthday girl, our hero of the day! Today, all your friends have gathered here to congratulate you on your wonderful day - your 55th birthday!
Do you know all your friends? It turns out that you have friends in a distant eastern country. And foreign guests from the greatest sheikh came from there to congratulate you and present you with a gift.
Oriental friends come out, two people - one of them is a translator, and the second is a real Arab.
The Arab, addresses the hero of the day: Pakushki, nevilikami!
Translator: Greetings, oh, the greatest woman in the world!
Arab: Yu is close, close to galakhtikasm, and grieve him from the Bible!
Translator: We arrived from a distant country to congratulate you on your anniversary!
Arab: Yuma was dragged by Yuma, this rubbish, they don’t help him in the least, and these cheaters and fakes!
Translator: We brought you this gift that will protect you all your life!
Arab gives the hero of the day beautiful vase with flowers. They bow and leave.
Leading: These are the friends, it turns out, our birthday girl has. But during her life she made many friends, and not only among the Arabs. Meet - Russian folk choir - singing without panties!
Men come out (with or without underpants, you decide for yourself), they perform ditties for the birthday girl.
Chastushki: More beautiful than all and all dear, There is no kinder you in the world! All more beautiful than women you, I give you flowers! *** Sweet, good, the most beautiful! I love you for a long time! I'm telling you the truth! *** Eh, we will congratulate you on your anniversary, And we will give gifts! Don't be shy, come on
Get your gifts!
(Even more funny ditties here.)
Men give gifts to the hero of the day. Each gift is accompanied by a poem.
We give you a miracle thing, And it will save your house! She helps in the kitchen, And drives all the men away!
(a rolling pin is given)
If the world in your eyes has dimmed, If it has become completely gray, Put on rose-colored glasses, And sing a cheerful song!
(gift pink glasses)
Most best flowers for you! Collected directly from the field! You take them, accept them, And invite us to the table!
(a bouquet of flowers is given)
(And here are other congratulations for gifts)
Host: I propose to play a game. Since our birthday girl is 55 years old, let's name exactly 55 compliments for her. The main thing is not to repeat. And whoever cannot say, he leaves the game, and at the end of it he will confess his love for the birthday girl, since compliments could not be said.
*** Presenter:
And here is another game. Have any of you been to Australia? They say that kangaroos live there, and they walk among people. And I know that our birthday girl is going to go to distant Australia. So let's show her what they are - kangaroos.
Contest. We need two pairs of participants. In each pair, one of the participants is put on an apron, which has a pocket in front. And the second participants, at the command of the leader, begin to fill this pocket with inflated balloons. Whoever can put more balls in a minute wins. Try to air balloons were small in size.
Host: And now I will ask you, guests, the most unexpected questions. And you answer them honestly.
And so, questions. (Questions are asked in turn, to each guest or only one or two).
1. What is your favorite fairy tale? And who from this fairy tale does our birthday girl look like? 2. What is your favorite bird? Congratulate the hero of the day the way this bird chirps.
3. What is your favorite song? Perform it for the hero of the day.
Host: This is how we came to the culmination of today's holiday, and this is a quiz for our heroine!
There is a quiz for the birthday girl.
Question 1. Who is asked - "Am I in the world of all the miles, all the blush and brighter"? A) a psychiatrist B) At the mirror; C) At a cold battery in winter;
D) The person with whom you are talking on Skype;
Question 2. What do they say to the other person in the morning? A) Why didn't you wake me up? b) I overslept because of you; B) Good morning
D) Empty the toilet, you are not the only one living here;
Question 3. Are they greeted by clothes, but are they seen off ...? A) on the train B) fast B) the whole family
D) according to the mind;
Question 4. In winter and summer…? A) the same size B) One color; B) spring and autumn
D) Good on the street;
Question 5. What can be cooked but not eaten? A) Mother-in-law lunch; B) Romantic dinner; B) rolls
Host: Well done! Our birthday girl answered all the questions and earned her diploma as the best, most beautiful and most charming in the world!
The hero of the day is awarded a diploma and the holiday ends.
Between the host's words, competitions and congratulations, guests eat and drink. The program is designed for two hours of feast. You can also hold a comic lottery for guests. She will help cheer them up and leave a memorable gift for everyone.
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Anniversary of a woman 55 years
Vedas: Friends! Before starting our festive, 55th anniversary evening, let me ask our beautiful hero of the day a question? Didn't she receive a certain document the day before, which is a signal, so to speak, a starting shot that will allow us to start our evening? (The Agenda was sent to the hero of the day by mail in advance, which she was supposed to bring with her.) The hero of the day reports that she received a certain document and reads it to everyone present.
Agenda. Ministry of Pension Insurance tipsy people celebrating beautiful anniversary in honor of the 55th anniversary of her birth and conferment of the high title "PENSIONER OF RUSSIA - 2013", informs citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA that she must appear on January 23, 2013 by 13.00 in the festive hall of the Palace of Culture to receive gifts, congratulations, healthy toasts, glasses poured and drunk for health. Citizen IVANOVA LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA must have a good mood, delicious vodka and a sea of snacks with her. Citizen Ivanova LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA received even more Have a good mood provides a cheerful and drunken company of guests. The appearance of citizen Ivanova LYUDMILA GRIGORYEVNA for the merry anniversary celebration is strictly obligatory. In case of non-appearance of citizen Ivanova Lyudmila Grigorievna, a company of cheerful guests will take emergency measures to deliver the hero of the occasion to the holiday and forcibly raise her festive mood by infusing a large number strong drinks, oranya toasts and movements of bodies in dances.
This Agenda is valid at all times and has no retroactive effect.
Minister of Pension Insurance for Drunk People
lieutenant colonel: Pour - into - a glass. your friends and colleagues. ------------ ----------
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PS. Luda, take this document with you for the anniversary.
Vedas: Well, now we can start our solemn anniversary with peace of mind! What else is this? What's the matter? (A nurse enters the hall with a child in her arms. Two guests: one depicts a nurse, she has a model of a baby in her hands; the second goes behind the first, and from behind her shoulder stretches her head in a cap and with a pacifier in her mouth. The nurse approaches her husband and angrily reprimands him for the fact that the girl was born on January 11, and he still hasn’t taken the child. Swears at the child, says that she is tired of him. The baby laughs and rumbles. The nurse angrily pulls out a bottle of vodka with a pacifier on the neck and hands it to the baby with the words: “Here, here is your food, choke!” He gives the model of the child to the husband of the hero of the day and leaves).
Vedas: Friends, now we have witnessed the birth of our dear birthday girl Lyudmila Grigoryevna! I must say the girl was a success: see for yourself - the length is 170 centimeters, and the weight is not less than 60 kg. Today is a significant date, Today is a significant day! And on this day you don’t need to be bored at all, There is no place for sadness on this winter day! January! There are so many familiar letters in this word, but the meaning is the same: We now have a newborn in the house, And we will pay all our attention to him. Let's congratulate the culprit of the feast. Fill the glass and raise a toast.
Today is the anniversary - expanse for the soul!
This day is big and simple in its own way.
Let's close the glasses In a single festive bouquet, And wish our dear lady Health, happiness, long years! (guests drink and eat)
Vedas: Anniversaries are always nice! This is a date, this is an event that all friends and relatives of the birthday girl are looking forward to, and only the hero of the occasion is a little sad today to realize that another anniversary has come up. But these thoughts are not for our birthday girl, dear Lyudmila Grigorievna. You proudly step forward, to meet all the obstacles that life instructs.
Today you have gathered all the people closest to you, relatives and friends, to visit you on this wonderful anniversary evening. And if you spend time in such a company for a long time, then old age simply will not overtake you, and the anniversary that you have to celebrate today, and we, the guests, celebrate properly, will bring not only new wrinkles, but even more kindness will settle in your heart , and kindle the fire in the soul even hotter.
So let's drink to the fact that today we can adequately celebrate the anniversary of our esteemed Lyudmila Grigorievna in an excellent, family-like warm atmosphere.
(guests drink and eat)
Vedas: Dear guests! Today is not an easy day for all of us, Today the doors of the heart have been opened. So that wishes flow like a river, For this, they poured into a glass of wine. It's time to congratulate us Here, at the table, a beautiful girl. Yes, yes, to the hero of the big celebration, We will give congratulations, like the Firebird! Let's fill the glasses to the brim, And say congratulations to the most beautiful hero of the day.
And then we'll drink everything to the bottom!
The host gives the guests the opportunity to congratulate the hero of the day and present a gift. Here is the congratulations to her husband and children.
Vedas: The words of congratulations now sounded from dear friends. On an anniversary like yours, It should be even more fun! Our culprit of honors is worthy,
Now we will arrange something for you.
Program Guide.
TV, presenter in it, a group of guests to perform songs.
Vedas: Good afternoon! Our viewer is different We send you greetings on the screen. To everyone who watches us today We will tell without embellishment News of one remote place, About our countrywoman our story. From Novaya Zaimka A message came - To everyone's surprise. They say: There is only one beauty And she is the sweetest of all, She is called Ludochka, Her heart is like the sun. If there is a holiday in the club house, She is the first prankster, The ringleader, the hypocrite, That's the woman! Believe! And she used to be a kolobok, And dived like a fish, If necessary, and a cop She will become very quick. All the roles can not be counted, After all, Luda has talent! And slender, but majestic! He speaks like a peahen, But he speaks like a river murmurs. But she is a coward, that's how the mouse sees - yells! And the rest: A wonderful rural woman, This citizen Lyudok! That will be confirmed by all animals, Even shepherds puppy. That woman is top notch! Lives in Novaya Zaimka! And now the vocal-instrumental group Slender Waist will tell us about this woman, no, sorry, the group Saggy Belly. It turns out, stepping heavily, stroking their bellies, a group of guests and sing to the tune of the song "New Turn". We made a promise to ourselves, Not to deviate from the straight path, But, to Luda skidded ... m..m..m And boil, and fry, Starch the curtains,
Hey, fly in soon ... m..m..m
Chorus: Here, glorious pancake, compote, It doesn’t fit into your mouth, And I’m so rushing, And she carries: Olivier salad, Sauce, marmalade. Ahead, believe me, Meat from geese
You have pity on me.
There is a plate of cucumbers, And potatoes with jelly. Here - pastries are ... m..m..m And salads - carbonates! Oh, the belly is growing, guys,
But, I pull everything into my mouth ... m..m..m
Vedas: And we continue our news program. And in honor of the beautiful Novozaimskaya woman, Lyuda will perform a song folk group"Lapti - give." A group of guests in headscarves comes out and sings to the tune of the song “Am I to blame”. We have a colleague, We have a colleague The temperament is so fighting! Everyone will notice her, Yes, with a cunning eye. The voice of a distant voice is heard far away. Where she has been, Where she has been, All the chiefs were better. She creates comfort for everyone, Gives affection to children, She is an indefatigable lady. Children love her, Respect friends. Because otherwise it is impossible. After all, a kinder soul - Look for a century, not to be found. After all, Lyudmila is one of a kind. And his household He lives in full, All in worries, deeds - Day after day! For her wonderful gift, For her kind disposition
Sing this song with love.
Vedas: We are completing the program, In conclusion, we wish you to live without old age, work without fatigue, health - without treatment, happiness - without grief. We wish you earthly blessings,
We know you deserve them!
The host offers to drink for all the congratulations that were addressed to the hero of the day. Vedas: Dear guests! We were so carried away by congratulations and forgot that today is not an easy anniversary. 55 years for a woman is a milestone, having crossed which, she begins to live in a new quality. As a pensioner, in our case as a working pensioner. The gray hairs hid, the fire burns in the eyes, Today, on a holiday, you are among friends. All the guests at the table on your anniversary are in a hurry to congratulate you from the bottom of their hearts. Today here attention, love, we are all in a hurry to wish you success. You remember your former youth again, You see dreams about your pension! And on a bright day for us, in the night eclipse, a path has been paved for you by a bright star, Let everything be always, only at will - Longing and sadness will leave your heart. Today is such a special day for you, We are all ready to confirm this - And this choice is yours quite conscious,
To be a working pensioner!
But nothing comes as hard as retirement! And today, dear Lyudmila Grigoryevna, you will have to endure a serious jubilee test in order to adequately receive a new title! The test for you will be one of the hardest! Now you have to go down the road of earthly difficulties and prove to everyone that you also worthily and fearlessly, confidently overcame all life's difficulties on the way to a great anniversary!
"The Road of Earthly Difficulties".
Vedas: As you know, small children are very fond of eating semolina. At the same time, the mother ties a bib to the child's chest. To you, dear birthday girl, we now offer to adequately overcome the first test in a child's life. The presenter ties a bib to the hero of the day and asks one of the guests to feed the “baby”. Vedas: And now the second test. You, Lyudmila Grigorievna, of course, had to lull your children to sleep through long dark nights, singing a lullaby at the same time. Now we invite you to remember one of the lullabies and perform this evening for the guests.
Vedas: Well, you, dear birthday girl, overcame all obstacles with honor and fearlessness. So many years have passed, You shouldn't count them here. Do you think that's it? But no, you don't have to worry! There are so many events ahead, A lot of work and worries ahead, There are still many discoveries ahead, Sleep at least in a hat, the people will say! You passed the path of obstacles on "excellent"! Let me congratulate you personally! And in front of all friends Assign the title on the anniversary!
The presenter ties a ribbon with the inscription "Pensioner 2013" to the hero of the day. After he hands over a secret order and a telegram from the president.
"Government telegram".
Dear Russian! Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna! On my own behalf and on behalf of the government, I congratulate you on a significant date: your 55th birthday and the acquisition of the honorary title of “Superpensioner”! From my seat, I see that you, Lyudmila Grigoryevna, despite your 40s, still please the eyes of the people around you, which is very important. I am very happy to know that in your 30s, you have not lost interest in professional activities and still please the eyes of the fathers of your readers.
In your 20s, few have such energy and enthusiasm. And let everyone know that I will not give up Ivanov. I desperately need young specialists in Siberia!
Sincerely, VV Putin.
Vedas: So let's raise our glasses to the new pensioner, Lyudmila Grigorievna!
Costumed congratulations "Zechki". Two convicts in jerseys with numbers and prison caps enter the hall. They begin to buzz, they assure that it was the hero of the day who invited them.
(referring to the presenter, who is trying to send them out)
Back off the washcloth, the paganka scored an arrow for us here. Oh Luda! Are you staring at us like that, Luda, thumping or something already? So you scored an arrow for us, but you yourself are having fun with these cardboard fools? Well, fraera bespontovye, now we will arrange a buffet table for you with a brotherhood, I will tear my mouth, I will gouge out blinkers. Yes, we will tear them right now like a heating pad.
At the end they sing a song to the motive "Gop-stop". Gop - stop, we came around the corner, Gop - stop, you gave us an invitation, Now it's too late to repent, Look at the stars, Look at these hands and these faces, Look at our faces
It's not the first time you've seen us.
Gop-stop, well, meet your guests, Gop-stop, pour some water for us soon, You promised us salads, You promised snacks, we'll eat everything, it won't be enough for us, there won't be enough water. And we will sing the most fashionable
Congratulations on our zone.
Gop - stop, you became a pensioner, Gop - stop, so accept congratulations: Health, happiness and good luck, Cool supercar, A million dollars in thick packs, Another million in a stash, Love of children, husband's care
We want to wish you.
Gop - stop, don't say thank you to us, Gop - stop, look at our faces. And better remember that raspberry Zhenya's picture, Where he figured us with you right in the window. In general, we came Lyudmila, Bring us some waters soon!
Then they give a picture from life in the zone, where all the colleagues of the hero of the day are present at work.
Vedas: Friends! Today, a world-famous magician-illusionist came to our festive evening. Copperfield! But Ebanko Ivanovich. So let's meet! (Performance of a magician)
Vedas: And now I invite several people to participate in the game. I will read the text, and you show everything that I read. You are walking in a hot desert. You are terribly thirsty. Your throat is dry, you can barely move your legs. And the sun beats down mercilessly. Suddenly, on the horizon you see an oasis. With the last of your strength, you go to him. Seeing the stream, you are madly happy, raise your hands to heaven and kneel down. Leaning on your hands, you tilt your head towards the water. Everyone gets on all fours. The host salutes the birthday girl and addresses her.
- Dear Lyudmila Grigorievna, in honor of your anniversary, a platoon of service dogs has been formed!
Vedas: Everything for you today, dear, Guests can perform from the heart. And accepting these congratulations, Appreciate them how good they are. What can you tell us in response? Perform a song, dance or verse? All the guests are waiting for you to cook for them, Look how quiet this hall is.
Answer word of the birthday girl.
Scene "Time Machine"
Vedas: Friends! Today we are celebrating a wonderful anniversary - 55 years. And let's look, well, another 50 years that way. Imagine: the Ivanovs' house. The children have departed. Our dear spouses are talking among themselves.
Grandfather and grandmother enter the hall, sit on the sofa. Grandmother: Do you remember Sano, how you and I used to have sex. Grandfather: I remember Lyudka. (Grandma strokes grandfather's leg) Yes, I understood Lyudka, we were doing it wrong. After all, Ludka must moan. Grandmother: Is it like moaning? Grandfather: Well, do you remember the soap opera ent? So she moaned so much, as if Lyudka had had a lot of soap. Grandmother: Oh, I understand, I understand. Well, let's try Sanok, let's groan. Grandfather tries for a long time and unsuccessfully to settle down with his grandmother. Hugs her around the waist. Grandmother: Well, already moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. She puts her hand on her chest. Grandmother: Well, moan? Grandfather: No, it's too early. (gets tired of fitting in). Okay, Ludka, moan. Grandmother: Oh-yo-yo-yo-y, how are we going to live, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, where to get money, oh-yo-yo-yo-y, and also buy firewood necessary, etc. Well, Sanok, stop moaning? Grandfather: Duck seems like everything, Lyudka. Grandmother: Well, let's go to the disco party.
Grandfather and grandmother go to dance, inviting all the guests.
Game "Who are you?"
Each participant is given a piece of paper and a pen. Guests must write 6 different animals. After that, the host asks questions, and the guests read the names of the animals, one for each question. Questions: 1. Who are you in life? 2. Who are you in bed? 3. Who are you at the table? 4. Who are you at the boss on the carpet? 5. Who are you in relation to your spouse?
6. Who will you be at the end of the anniversary?
The evening ends with dancing.
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Scenes for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman
1. "Little pensioner"
Today we have a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too much intelligence, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap.
And also, you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat, they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them. To prevent this from happening, we give her an apron.
And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they always worry very loudly, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
Presentation of the medal
For merit on the anniversary
Award a big medal
With a red ribbon on it.
Sock requires decency
In vain do not force a medal
Badge of special distinction
Only wear on holidays.
Choose a place to wear sparingly,
To please people.
Let it hang above the navel
And a little lower breasts.
Keep that medal from wax
Do not take greasy in your hands,
On the days of pay and advance
Wipe with fresh vodka.
Do all movements quickly
Gazing into the distance,
Fix your hair
And stroke the medal.
Don't talk, don't smile
Don't shake hands with everyone.
On the native chest of the authorities
Do not lie without a medal.
And in a locked box
Degrease for storage
Vodka or cognac.
With the loss of this medal
Exclude from anniversaries
And take away her medal.
Order for a working pensioner (given by a pensioner from the team)
To save a place at work
You do not contradict the authorities,
Never go in a bottle
Righteousness defending ardently!
Before the authorities, stand at attention,
And behind your back you can scold
After all, living on a pension is not so fat,
And it would be nice to receive a plus salary!
And, by the way, what to teach you,
You yourself will teach anyone to live.
2. Scene “Pension”
(a participant or participant comes out poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the birthday girl and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”)
I came to you unexpectedly
Not at all long-awaited
Sorry - it's not my fault!
I can only say that I do not believe
And I'll check your passport:
You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)
You are smart, beautiful
I love everything about you!
I invite you to be friends with us!
'Cause you're free now
I confess publicly:
Retirement is so cool to live!
To drink us a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We will drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!
3. "Ambulance"
The ambulance brigade, which promptly burst into the anniversary on someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of those present. Since the doctors who arrived are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or at his smile, or slightly putting a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questions and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.
For everyone who evaded a medical examination, doctors can arrange an exam for knowledge of medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the feet of the hero of the day (in the case of fast dances), bandaging the hands (in case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.
At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).
Date of issue: 2017
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Script farewell to retirement
Scenario "Retirement" begins with the fact that the guests gather at the table, the host addresses the hero of the day:
Host: Today is an important day. Today our honored (full name) goes on vacation. All your friends and relatives will accompany you on this journey.
There are many people on this day
Gathered to you for the holiday.
We take you to rest
That's how it happened in life.
And so as not to succumb to sadness,
We repeat again and again:
Rest is our happiness!
Everyone is ready to rest.
Presenter 2: You have worked hard and for a long time, you have earned honor and the right to rest. Now we will remember this day and think of you as a model.
Retirement scares someone
Worse than going to the dentist.
But do not judge (name) you strictly.
Let's dance cha-cha-cha today.
How to earn a retirement? Maybe each of us can do it. But our pensioner goes there with a sense of accomplishment.
Next, you need to list the main dates of the pensioner's activity. It is necessary that as many details as possible should be listed, starting with kindergarten. Find photos, simulate slideshows and show them to everyone present. For example:
Host 1: B preparatory group in ... the year he began to study .... (description of the child). He was smart, tenacious and funny. (name) entered kindergarten - also a description, for example - a child of average height, in the prime of life, with excellent prospects. He entered the school number ... of the city ... (Name, surname, patronymic), who knew how to draw, read with expression and do push-ups on the uneven bars.
When listing the dates, you need to announce the cases in as much detail as possible. For example, show diplomas, name merits, participation in amateur performances, victories in some competitions, character traits. List friends, classmates, fellow students, etc. Briefly describe them.
When it comes to describing work achievements, be sure to list them starting with the year of work. Briefly describe your profession. Read the verse:
We respect you as a person
You are very brave and kind.
Everyone can have numbers by the century,
That they won't be old at all.
We congratulate you today, because the rest
From now on, it has come for you.
The words will sound, impregnable and proud,
We want to take more power!
For the speech that will be dedicated to the school, this is the dedication:
We go to school with hope.
Will the plan work out in life?
We dream of our own, as before.
Let everyone decide his own fate.
We are gathered today, because the reason
It was given to us today.
Everyone can be young at heart
So that as at school there were a lot of forces.
Presenter 2: Dear (full name), today our task is to report on your achievements. But we still want to give you a gift. Today is a special day. We give you our gift and we want you to remember this day by using this (item name).
Presenter 1: So we shared our mood. It is solemn and sublime. And now we are giving the trade union committee an opportunity to speak.
PROFCOM: Dear pensioner,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
You are a constant example for us!
You cannot express reproach to life.
We are not waiting for you at work tomorrow!
Let your holiday start brighter.
Soon we will also join the ranks
Those who solve problems pensions.
Host 1: We want to congratulate you on joining the special ranks. This is not an army, but pensioners have their own teams. For example - "Grandchildren", or "To the garden." We give you such a ticket of a pension sample. Now you are in a special army.
Applause sounds. They give a comic army-type ticket for pensioners.
Presenter 2. And now let's shout a triple cheer loudly. With wires for retirement!
A three-time brisk hurrah should sound.
The scenario of farewell to retirement is over.
You can also congratulate the hero of the day with a short funny scene.
Script for retirement
We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)
We ___________________ will meet with colors,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you certainly did not forget them. _____________________ (m-ts), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ...
He is quite a baby, and therefore
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is a golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Although the guy (girl) he (s) was (s) and smart (s),
But as a child, I was
GREEN (th) youth ... sorry, there will be no more ...
It is, of course, the color BLUE.
Met in youth
He (s) his love,
With ______________ together we started a family.
They were young and beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.
Babies were born - they are not loved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ...
Always loaded with hard work.
Light is YELLOW.
And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!
For all the culprits (s) of the celebration at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE.
_______________ (name) our (s) is amazing! We want you to invite all guests to the table now!
Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone on our beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile does not leave the face of our (his) ________, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely welcome all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!
This day brought us together and united, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded fate today - this date, which is popularly called dear! Let the beginning of the century be outside the window, we will not change traditions, we will now sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and ___________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun, let them carelessly, I hope no one will leave the holiday sad! To start the celebration, as expected - it is proposed to fill the glasses with everyone.
Before the toast of the spouse: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that in our firmament of one star the light does not fade. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and live together to this day ... Of course you guessed it - I'm talking about the precious second half, this ...
1st toast ________________
Presentation of guests
Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming (th) Your applause!!
Let's make great moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!
This evening the pleasant excitement of the honored guests is a performance. We have a lady here.
Native sister __________________!
Now a flurry of applause in the hall will break!
There is always peace in the soul,
When sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (dad) has very good ones, let's clap our hands for it
And now I'll tell you more simply:
Congratulations on the holiday
They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.
I want to introduce you soon
Great, loyal friends.
They are also waiting for applause
Show where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. and all the guests, good for you!
Getting to know the guests
2 toast ___________________________
Thoughts on who arrived on what
We ______________________ hand out a retirement apron.
He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
Special pockets were sewn on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:
1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!
2. Second pocket, not so big.
Gift pocket for grandchildren.
You don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.
3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.
Hide far, hide deep
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!
4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby.
Glasses pocket.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often
Resist loss of sight.
5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for self-employment.
Plant a garden. Harvest.
Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.
6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest.
Seed pocket.
Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.
Well you retired, you found the extra time.
Wear a ______________ apron, don't take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:
If you want - sleep, and if you want - have fun.
If you want - starve, but if you want - get better
(Only this task is difficult to complete:
There is a lot of fat - today it is impossible!)
Do you want to open a cooperative
If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.
Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than pension!)
Do you want to watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And spin the hula-hoop for hours.
And you don’t want to “twist” - lie down.
Now you can rest easy
Love, make friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see your friends more often
3 toast _______________________________
Choice contest
PENSION CERTIFICATE with the following comment. This certificate must be made by yourself. On the front side, write to whom it was issued, and on the other side, the following wish:
How do you get the book
Take care of her - They won't give money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
That you can ride
If you want - fold your hands,
Commute to work
And break your spine
Just what are you on
How do you get your pension?
live for five days
And rush with a song
They give us not in vain -
So that we don't get old
Let's not leave work
Until the last days.
Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,
1. White color- you were born!
Happy mom and dad!
They gave you a name.
For joy, love and happiness!
2. Blue - you are 18!
Dance, love and flowers!
Do you have something to remember
Your hopes and dreams!
3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has come, your life is arranged!
Children do not have a soul!
4. Orange is the color of success.
5. Yellow - the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Good weather to you at home always!
6. Green is the color of wealth
May it bring happiness with gold!
And so that there is no boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!
She has worked hard, and her work is not in vain!
That's for it, dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he cares about everyone!
Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days!
Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors!
God bless everything is great.
Always behave yourself!
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
All men love it!
Enough fairy tales!
Now it's time to drink vodka.
Pension - such a word, gently flows like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone climbs out of their skin
To live up to retirement.
Only in retirement can you
Live in peace, do not grieve.
The director does not need
Nothing to ask for a day off.
The money will be straight to the house
Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and ailments
Don't let it cross the threshold.
On the estate
This cabbage, radish, horseradish,
To make your family ship
Did not give the slightest heel.
And we wish you all the best
(God is my witness - these are the cross),
So that you see (see) in life
His great-grandchildren brides.
If occasionally upset,
If the light is not nice,
Let me remind you of us
This humble souvenir.
Draw box or by name
Do you have the title of an ideal wife?
Blow a kiss to your other half.
Name the children.
Has the solid title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?
Compliment your son-in-law.
Has the high title of “grandmother” already been deserved?
How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Kids” end?
The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with flying colours. So, it's time to add to the already sounded titles the noble title of "Pensioner".
Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each with a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, all together form the word “pensioner”. During the reading of the poem by the host, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.
So many years have passed...
But it's not worth it, we know, no ...
Suffer and despair...
And there is still a large stock,
We will reveal the secret:
... Our hero does not lose heart, ...
We will celebrate her for a hundred years ...
Active as a pioneer, ...
To applause, fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied over her shoulder with the ribbon “Mrs. Freedom”.
YOUNG PENSIONER'S Oath
Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners ( state name) and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner _________ (name of the country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to always be in good spirits and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or hops.
Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Confidently walk on any of the roads!
Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to sadness, or illness, or cold!
Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
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Scenario to school for children and adults
Script of seeing off a woman's retirement
If everything is ready
The heart is beating faster
We will open together, together
Let the guests applause
Sounds great now...
Valentina Viktorovna dear,
We look forward to seeing you!
SALUTE FROM BALLOONS
Dear ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬Valentina Viktorovna We sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary. Today everything is for you and flowers, and music, and songs, and poems, and this fireworks today is also in your honor!
(Fanfare, guests burst balloons)
And each of us came to your holiday with the sole purpose of giving you many happy moments so that you remember this day as the brightest event in your life.
AND OUR FIRST SURPRISE IS A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UNDER THE RAINBOW OF HAPPINESS. Let each color give you hope, protect you from troubles and bring good luck.
1. You step under red - the color of big and passionate love!
2. Get up under orange - you will live a long time with your husband!
3. Yellow always to wealth - you will become closer to happiness
4. The color green is a symbol of happiness - let bad weather bypass you!
5. You stepped into the blue - there will be peace, tranquility in the house!
6. Blue color shines for you and promises health!
7. Purple is now a symbol of loyal friends!
TOAST FOR ANNIVERSARY
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
Well, well, the guests stood up together,
The glasses were cheerfully raised.
Let's wish Valentina happiness
And we shout together three times: “Congratulations!” (fanfare)
Dear guests, please start your meal, but while you are drinking and having a snack, we would like to inform you about the forecast of today's celebration.
(soundtrack "Weather forecast" sounds)
Cloudy, anniversary champagne hurricane expected today. The temperature above the table is 400, the air is filled with fun. My head is foggy at night, clearing is possible in the morning.
1. We ask you to have fun, otherwise we won’t let you get drunk
2. You must drink the first three glasses, the rest will go without an invitation.
3. After the 10th glass, it is desirable to sing, but it is undesirable to get your elbow into your neighbor's plate.
4. Please do not lose heart, dance until you drop, you can’t dance while standing, dance
5. Remember to drink to the bottom, but do not lie down on the bottom.
If you are before leaving, but we strictly forbid
Found slightly go home then,
On yourself other people's things When next to you will be This right does not matter Someone else's husband or wife.
On a glorious birthday, sing songs, read poetry,
I give the order: Dance and not be bored!
Until the morning do not fall asleep, Everyone to the fullest
Drink alcohol, celebrate birthdays!
TASTING TO PARENTS
They say ... that we all come from childhood. And childhood is our parents and father's house ...
(A lyrical melody begins to sound softly, on the screen there is a video sequence with photographs of parents and children's photographs of the hero of the day. Against the background of the word:)
Parental home, this is a place from Paradise.
Where time is frozen on the hands of the clock.
And mom, with all my heart forgiving mistakes,
Give you warmth and love.
Where dad will support in word and deed
And he will tell a story, sitting by the fire.
Parental home is a place under the sky,
Which is in your heart forever...
A TAST FOR TWO 5-POINTS FOR A ROUND A-STUDENT
Today we have a great anniversary and our hero of the day is an excellent student, she has two fives 5 and 5.
Two fives stood side by side -
We are happy to congratulate Valya
And we wish her soon:
Let you charm
Never leaves!
Your shine, smile, charm
Will always stay with you!
May happiness, joy, eyes shine,
Success will last for years!
And may all your desires
Fate will say in response: "Yes"!
Happy birthday!
LIFE WAY OF THE BIRTHDAY
Now I will talk about the life path of the hero of the occasion. And I will involve the BIRTHDAY girl in this case. Your task It is necessary to say "" Why don't we drink a glass of wine "!" This must be done after the words "And says ..."
Presenter In the Batyrevsky district, in the village of Bolshoe Chemenevo, on December 2, 1957, a girl named Valechka was born. So beautiful and pretty. All the relatives gathered for the bride, and dad says ...
Host No! He says: "Be my daughter happy." Years go by, our baby grew up in 1965 and went to grade 1. And she was so inquisitive, one day she comes up to the teacher and says ...
Leading What are you! She asked when I will be a pioneer like the other guys? Her teacher answered - Soon Valechka. She was an active pioneer, then a Komsomol member. That's where she graduated from school. Went to get a job. The HR manager says...
Host No, he says: "Start tomorrow." And started. Then she went to Kazakhstan, but she did not like it there. She returned. In January 1976, she got married, and on December 2, on her birthday, she made a gift to herself and her husband ... The first-born Andrei was born. Somehow, while conducting another round through the wards of the maternity hospital, the doctor approached Valentina and said ...
Birthday boy ""Why don't we have a glass of wine"!"
Presenter That you Valya was not like that, he says - What a wonderful baby you have appeared, soon you will come to us for one more. And she came .. Sasha was born on January 11, 80, and then her daughter Masha was born on June 3, 1990.
Three children, a wonderful husband, loving relatives - is this not HAPPINESS And therefore, every year on December 2, our birthday girl says ...
Birthday man "" Why not drink a glass of wine to him "!"
Dear guests, it's time to congratulate the hero of the occasion,
Give gifts, hug and kiss.
First of all, take the floor
The one who walks next to this woman in life.
The word is given to the HUSBAND.
Dear Valentina Viktorovna!
Today is your anniversary
From your beloved children
DANCE OF THE GRANDDAUGHTER ORANGE SUN
Our hero of the day is glowing with happiness. Today is a special day, all those whom she loves and who loves her have gathered in this hall. And everyone's mood is wonderful, everyone is joyful and cheerful, as if the sun illuminates everyone around. The orange sun, the sun of happiness and good luck. Meet - the favorite sun of a happy grandmother with the dance "Orange Sun"
Friendly, fun dancing
Isn't it time to eat?
Is it playful to drink wine?
Yes, listen to a playful toast?
Hurry up to the table
And fill your glasses!
And now let's hold such a chant after my words, the men say you need to drink for it, and the women, and we don't mind
LEADING: Your anniversary is solid, But we do not count the years.
LEADING: And you are getting younger - We notice it.
LEADING: Happy days, health, we wish you more.
Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
LEADING: We promise to come to the birthday for the hundredth!
LEADING: Now we all raise our glasses together! Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Host: We all congratulate and congratulate the hero of the day, and at this time she is sitting modestly in this hall, her son-in-law, beloved and only son-in-law. And you know, dear guests, I will tell you a secret - today is his birthday. I suggest congratulating him and shouting CONGRATULATIONS three times. His beloved wife Masha, of course, wants to congratulate him especially. Word to you Masha ...
CONGRATULATIONS OF PUTIN (order, order)
INDITIATION TO YOUNG PENSIONERS
You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed we have a young pensioner born. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too little mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give him a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap for her)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give him an apron. (The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)
Host: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Valentina Viktorovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
Birthday girl: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
Presenter: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: Get up, wash. Sit down, eat.
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Be ready for defense and work.
And if I want, I will drink.
I will go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
TOAST TO A YOUNG PENSIONER
We are pioneers, our country's children!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,
His whole life serves as an example for children
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in chorus)
We came to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink, so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat to keep a figure
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country,
We have long been in love with you, Aunt Valya
We can't find a better friend
We say without despondency and laziness:
We do not know the conflict of generations,
You, Aunt Valya, are younger than we are,
We should take an example from you! (in chorus)
Fire up, blue nights!
We, the pioneers, ask for a glass,
It's time for us adults to pour,
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya!
Once upon a time on the internet
Grandfather received a message:
"Lock your house soon,
Hurry to our anniversary."
Below is the signature, I won’t lie,
aunt Valya dot RU.
The brain began to drill thought:
What to present to the hero of the day?
He remembered the miracle turnip,
That in the garden is ripe somewhere.
She collected nitrates
In general, I tried to grow.
And as soon as she entered the rage
Grandfather, ready in the morning:
And not a niche.
Grandfather is nervous, all on edge.
He has been divorced from his grandmother for a hundred years.
But I had to call her.
There was no better idea.
She flew from Siberia
And stunned with happiness.
Read, about forty years old
She had no business with a man.
"Know, it's time to pull out"
And not a damn thing.
Both are dragging, all in sweat.
They curse that turnip.
We decided to call our granddaughter.
She gathered her eyes together.
Again, no place. Here's the trouble.
Granddaughter takes a cell phone
Sends SMS to Zhuchka:
Help out soon, Bug.
There is no urine. Granddaughter signed.
The Bug came to the rescue.
I took my granddaughter by the waist.
"Are you even sane, bro?"
To the cause of the common pipe.
The beetle barks obscenities in grief.
This is where the thought hits her.
Borrowing the phone from my granddaughter
Murkin dials the number:
Listen, March daughter,
You must help us all.
This damn asshole
We pull here day and night.
Murka, rolling his eyes,
Answers the call.
Like two fingers on asphalt
In general, it's time for everyone to pour.
Murka remembered the mouse.
Let him run fast.
She didn't answer right away.
She was drunk, an infection.
Holds a bubble in its paws.
Come on, quickly, take it strong.
"Let's grab vodka, pull a turnip"
"Get a turnip out of the ground -
And luck came to them.
They groaned, everyone sweated,
They managed to pull out the turnip.
The turnip fell on its side.
The moral of this tale is this:
Don't throw words into the wind.
To make things clear
I need to drink a glass of vodka!
And so, come on, pour everyone quickly!
JUBILEE MEDICAL EXAMINATION (DOCTORS)
The siren sounds. Doctors practically burst into the room, with the words “Where is the newborn. » Everyone points to the birthday boy. Doctors make their way to him. They measure the temperature with a huge thermometer, listen to specials. device heart, breathing. In general, they do an inspection. And they say: “Oh, the baby is good, healthy. But you need to examine the guests so that there are no infections.” They examine several people (5-7) and give them ridiculous diagnoses (swine flu, bacillus, pregnant (for a man), a strange infection .... We wrote the diagnoses in capital letters on half of the landscape sheet with an ordinary marker). First, the diagnosis was shown to the guests, and then it was given to the “patient”. The doctors also have a bottle of vodka, but not a simple one, the label is sealed, it says POTION .. After the examination, everyone is poured. After the end of the examination, the hero of the day is placed on the chairs, the doctors, pointing to her body parts, read out their conclusions and issue a medical book.
Ophthalmologist Podglazkina T.N.
Eyes: beautiful, clear and clear
Perfectly look into the distance and see everything up close
They are like a mirror of the soul, everyone sees problems
Narcologist Vodkin V.B.
Good wine taster
Smell the smell of alcohol a mile away
In a drunken company, it is stable.
But what would amuse others
Maybe skip 2-3 stacks
For charging, for enthusiasm
Can drink liquor
Not at the dispensary
Skin doctor (sexopathologist) Shalunova I.F.
The patient is not old
High, visible, white
Her sexual possibilities are enormous, both in quality and quantity. All tests are in order, access to the body is allowed.
Therapist Pechenkin N.V.
Patient of indeterminate age, back and front. Prefers white, clean, bites well. Buttocks are rounded, pronounced. From them come legs with a small foot, extremely fast with the step of a queen. The chest is developed to envy.
The hero of the day entered the time of femininity, flowering, patience, hopping and a certain sexuality. In general, "Babenka" is what you need.
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Posting to retirement. Scenario.
We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears ... Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)
We ___________________ will meet with colors, After all, there were different stages in life. We want to repeat these stages, After all, you probably have not forgotten them. _____________________ (m-c), _____________ (date), year ____ th - A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ... He’s just a baby, and therefore Everything was PURPLE to him Childhood then is a golden time, Life is carefree, as if a game. Although the guy (girl) he (s) was (s) and smart (s), But in childhood he was (s) still GREEN (s) youth ... sorry, it won’t be like that anymore ... This, of course , blue color. In his youth, he met his Love, With ______________ together they created a family. We were young, beautiful… We choose the color BLUE. Children were born - there is no one more beloved! Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ... Always been loaded with hard work. Light is YELLOW. And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful, Let it be bright, walk under the RED!
For all the culprits (s) of the celebration at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE.
______________________ (name) our (s) marvelously! We want you to invite all guests to the table now!
Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone on our beloved and respected ______________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile does not leave the face of our (his) ____________________________, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely greet all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!
This day brought us together and united, ___________________________ in a place of honor eclipsed everyone, because it was not for nothing that he (s) was awarded fate today - this date, which is popularly called dear! Let the beginning of the century be outside the window, we will not change traditions, we will now sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and _____________________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun, let them carelessly, I hope no one will leave the holiday sad! In order to start the celebration, as it should be, it is proposed to fill the glasses for everyone.
Before the toast of the spouse: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that in our firmament of one star the light does not fade. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and live together to this day ... Of course you guessed it - I'm talking about the precious second half, this ...
1st toast ________________
We will extend the wonderful moments For your husband (wife) your applause!
This evening, a pleasant excitement of honored guests is a performance. We have a lady here. Sister __________________!
Cousins () Are here Now a flurry of applause in the hall will break!
There is always peace in the soul, When sons (daughters) are next to you. Mom (dad) has very good ones, let's clap our hands for it
And now I’ll tell you more simply: Beloved daughters-in-law will congratulate you on the holiday. They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered. They were waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together! We really need their presence.
I would like to introduce to you soon Beautiful, devoted friends. They are also waiting for applause Show yourself where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. For all the guests, good for you!
Getting to know the guests
2 toast ____________________________________________
Thoughts on who arrived on what
We ____________________________________________________ hand over a retirement apron.
He is an indicator of the start of a new life. Special pockets were sewn on it. And they decided to explain their meaning:
1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves: Pension pocket. A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy. The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!
2. Second pocket, not so big. Gift pocket for grandchildren. You don't put gifts in the chest. To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.
3. The third pocket is like a stash trap. Hide away, hide deep, So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!
4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby. Glasses pocket. Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often. Resist loss of sight.
5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags. Pocket for self-employment. Plant a garden. Harvest. Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.
6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest. Seed pocket. Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.
Well you retired, you found the extra time. Wear ______________________________ do not take off your apron, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life: Ahead is the “free program”:
If you want - sleep, and if you want - have fun. If you want - starve, but if you want - get better (Only this task is difficult to complete: Eating a lot of fat is impossible today!)
If you want - open a cooperative, If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.
Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you (If you have an income other than a pension!)
If you want, watch a movie in the morning, Or open the window wide open And spin the hula-hoop for hours.
And you don’t want to “twist” - lie down. Now you can calmly relax, Love, make friends, walk at night (after all, you can sleep in the morning!) And see your friends more often, And read different books!
3 toast ___________________________________________________
PENSION CERTIFICATE with the following comment. This certificate must be made by yourself. On the front side, write to whom it was issued, and on the other side, the following wish
When you get a book, Take care of it - They won't give you money Without a book, my dear! Be a girl in your soul, Jump like a goat, But respect this book for the fact that you can ride Without taking a ticket. If you want - fold your hands, If there is no desire To go to work And break your backbone But that's what you Buy a bite for? How do you get a pension - You'll live five days And rush off with the song Work hard again! Such a pension We are not given in vain - So that we do not grow old Never, friends! For this care Dear authorities We will not leave work Until the last days.
1.White color is you were born! Happy mom and dad! They gave you a name. For joy, love and happiness!
2. Blue - you are 18! Dance, love and flowers! Youth, romance! There is something for you to remember, Your hopes and dreams!
3.Red color is your holiday! And again you are good! Wisdom has come, your life is arranged! Children do not have a soul!
4. Orange is the color of success
5.Yellow - the color of the sun, comfort, warmth, Good weather in your house always!
6. Green is the color of wealth Let it bring happiness with gold!
And so that there is no boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!
She has worked hard, and her work is not in vain! That's for it, dear, you have been given a pension! You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return. Thank you very much to Nazarbayev, he takes care of everyone! Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days! Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors! God bless everything is great. Always behave yourself! Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat in moderation, and sleep soundly, never grow old, all men like it! Enough fairy tales! Now it's time to drink vodka.
Pension - such a word, gently flows like a stream. Now ask anyone Who does not think about her? Everyone climbs out of his skin, To live up to retirement. Only in retirement can you live in peace, not grieve. You don't have to ask the director for a day off. The money will be delivered directly to the house by the Postmen. Take care of your health, Take a cold shower, And don't let colds and illnesses on the threshold. On the manor plot This cabbage, radish, horseradish, So that your family ship Does not give the slightest heel. And we wish most of all (God is a witness - here are those cross), So that you see (saw) during the life of Your great-grandchildren brides. If occasionally you feel sad, If the light becomes not nice, Let this modest souvenir remind you of us. (A gift is given.)
Draw box or by name
Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER
Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The host asks the hero of the day questions to which she answers: “Yes.”
Do you have the title of an ideal wife? Blow a kiss to your other half. Rank " loving mother" There is? Name the children. Has the solid title of “mother-in-law” been awarded? Compliment your son-in-law. Has the high title of “grandmother” already been deserved? How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Kids” end? The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with flying colours. So, it's time to add to the already sounded titles the noble title of "Pensioner". Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each with a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, all together form the word “pensioner”. During the reading of the poem by the host, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.
So many years have flown by... We barely had time to count... But it's not worth it, we know, no... Suffer and lose heart... And there is still a large reserve, We will reveal the secret: ... Our hero does not lose heart,... We will celebrate her for a hundred years... Blush, joyful,... Beautiful, sweet, ... Active, like a pioneer, ... Worthy of the title ... Everything. Pensioner.
To applause, fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied over her shoulder with the ribbon “Mrs. Freedom”.
YOUNG PENSIONER'S Oath
Vedas: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners of Kazakhstan and take an oath from it:
I, a young pensioner of Kazakhstan, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinkers and non-drinkers in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, i.e. to constantly be in a sound mind and a sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or hops.
Vedas: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Confidently walk on any of the roads! I swear!
Vedas: Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to sadness, or illness, or cold! I swear!
Vedas: Drink only with friends, and then a little. Always find a path to the house. I swear!
Ved.: Dear (th) ______________________________________________! We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble. Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better. Be cheerful and not swear, never worry. Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything. To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner. And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
Seeing off retirement script for a woman scene
Wuh! It seems that they didn’t forget anything and they did it! Soon on the flight, and wave your dear (respected) to a new carefree life! You don't need to set an alarm clock. You don't have to fly to work by eight. To hell with all the reports, summaries, drawings (the list is compiled according to the profession of a pensioner, maybe he is an ENT doctor, then snot, cough and stethoscope, etc.)!
Due to unfavorable weather conditions, departure from (city name) the flight “seeing off to retirement” is delayed until 24:00, arrival at (city name) of the flight “sadness - melancholy” is delayed indefinitely, arrival at (city name) flight "hangover" is delayed until the morning of 6:00.
Here are those times! Gathered, is called.
If Mohammed does not want to go to the mountain, then the mountain rushes on deer to Mohammed!
Here is the service! All is well, of course, but what about entertainment? Skiing and other winter joys?
Full all inclusive! And drinks and competitions, as in the best hotels in Turkey.
So it's warm in Turkey.
You will shine with your knowledge of geography at other times, but now a toast is brewing, and you interfere with work, interfere with work!
I'm sorry, but you have to come with us.
We have to carry out a personal search.
Unheard of insolence! Breaking all international rules (tries to wrest the pensioner out of the hands of customs). I will complain.
You have the right (trying to steal a pensioner).
What personal abuse!
Well, what are you yelling?! We have reliable information that a priceless diamond is leaving the airport today, it contains so many carats that it is terrible to voice it.
And what do we have to do with it?!
How tired you are, madam. Signs agree!
Known smuggler, he hides diamonds in his underpants (if the pensioner is a man) or in a bra (if female).
And it really stands out, you just look.
I have already noticed, indeed, a huge diamond.
What is issued? Guard! Iniquity!
If there is nothing hidden there, why are you so worried? Once again, we have reliable information. All signs agree.
To hell with you, we show you secret information (they give her a sheet, there is a photo of a pensioner).
Well, you comedians! This is really a portrait. (name of pensioner) And he is a diamond! Diamond of our team! Better put things in order with the flights, we can't fly! And what do you think, swimming trunks in the Maldives (swimsuit) Not needed? Forgot to take them with you. I called my son to bring him. And he has football, they can't live without a goalkeeper. So he entrusted the mission to his friend, and in order for him to find someone to give, he took the portrait. And you wrapped it up!
Sorry, there was a mistake. Such a service! And now we'll deal with flights.
Under any dynamic, dance group, the spring months enter.
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Scenario for various holidays
The scenario of seeing off the retirement of a woman is cool
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, therefore, in order not to inflate in the ears, not to bake the head, we decided to give her a cap.
(The host puts a cap on the hero of the day.)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her a bib.
(The presenter puts on a bib to the hero of the day.)
And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy.
(The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon.)
Host: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
Congratulations from colleagues
“New” pensioners came to visit us for congratulations.
We want today
Wish you many years
You accept from us, Zinochka,
Our pioneer greetings.
Just think,
Everyone is retiring
And now we will tell you
How do you live in retirement?
We wish you much happiness
This evening and forever.
Less clouds, rain, bad weather,
Zina is a nice person.
All the hard work was not in vain,
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
You have become richer
Poverty does not return
Thank you very much Malyuga,
Takes care of everyone.
You will sit at home
Will you miss, grow old,
When you are at CJSC Niva,
You will instantly look younger.
God grant that everything is fine,
Always behave yourself
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: Get up, wash.
Do sports this year.
Get Ready Icon
Rights: When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
Whoever I want, I love.
(You can propose a toast to the new "pass".)
Host: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my friends and colleagues, solemnly swear: ardently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioners' party teaches.
Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Host: With all our hearts we wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
Not a carpet, not a carpet to give
But this soulful song
It would be nice to have anniversaries every year.
To the soap opera
Do you want the fairy to fly to you soon,
Did you give wishes with love?
We will congratulate her together and leave as a gift
Lots of happiness and love for you.
Smile, don't be shy, being cheerful now.
It's a pity that anniversaries are only once in a lifetime.
We can't have you on your birthday
We are ready to give you
Let them play at least on spoons,
And our friendly choir will sing,
I ask for a moment of attention. In honor of our celebration, a large gold medal was cast.
Once again congratulates the hero of the day, presents joke medal and announces a break.
To extend this fairy tale to us,
At least for a little
You are not in a hurry, manage to pass
Every star is just a mystery
You only need one clue.
Get up on the star track
And guess at least something!
This is what each of us dreams of
I think that including you
Get out of the hands of a man
Now beautiful ... (flowers)
(Give a bouquet of flowers)
To remember later your biography.
We will do this now ... (photo)
For all the heroes of the occasion
At such moments,
To give, we are ready without end ... (applause.)
Miracles today we can not get around,
Let it rain from the sky now ... (confetti.)
(A star with confetti is attached to the ceiling. One of the guests pulls the string, confetti showers the birthday girl.)
To be always with friends together,
We all need to perform ... (song.)
And it's time to honor these minutes
Hear us here the anniversary ... (salute.)
(Guests, piercing balloons, imitate fireworks).
young
How do I retire
All theaters and museums
Visit two hundred times.
elderly
How did you retire
So completely deaf
Arms and legs hurt
Whole month groaned.
young
How do I retire
I will wind up curls
Powder, blush
And lift your eyebrows.
elderly
How did you retire
And I couldn't find a comb
I couldn't buy soap
I haven't washed my neck for six weeks.
young
How do I retire
I will sing and dance
Build eyes for the young
Seduce the unmarried.
elderly
How did you retire
I didn't find my husband at home
then fishing, then hockey,
then pour him some more.
young
How do I retire
I will sew dresses, blouses,
In fashionable shoes on the street
I want to be like.
elderly
How did you retire
Found an old dress
Slippers sewed with wire -
The granddaughter did not let me play.
young
How do I retire
I'll take a ticket to the fitness center.
The figure will be what you need
I can catch envious glances.
elderly
How did you retire
I went straight to the doctor
It hurts here, it hurts there,
Everything twisted with chondrosis.
young
How do I retire
So I'll start novels.
What do you want to say
I'll drive all men crazy.
elderly
How not to retire
husband loved and respected
How did you retire
He ran away to the young one.
On the bank of the river
Leading
On the bank of a river
The men were fishing.
One of them is a dreamer
The second was the Everyman,
And the third is a terrible Critic,
Analyst by life.
Dreamer with pink glasses
His thoughts are all in heaven.
Come on Dreamer, speak up
Don't pull on the cat's tail!
Dreamer
I would like a fish - a miracle of the world,
There is nothing more beautiful in the world!
Leading
The second fisherman was a Realist,
But down to earth and not talkative,
He was not looking for fairy tales in life,
What he wanted, he knew exactly.
Well, Realist, your words,
And that there was truth in them!
Realist
Well, my little fish,
Have I caught you?
Leading
And the third one is still a grumbler,
Not a merry fellow, not a joker.
The man is not a whiner,
Well, talk like a critic.
Critic
No, now the little fish are not the same
Not so pecking, all in scales.
Here it used to be,
like this( shows the length of the fish)
Leading
We change the situation
And we send heroes ...
Not six acres
And in the arms of beauties.
Beauty you surprise
And gently seduce.
Come on Dreamer, let's get started
Express your feelings!
You choose the girl
Get on one knee!
The hero approaches any girl in the hall (birthday girl) gets down on one knee)
Dreamer
I would like a fish - a miracle of the world,
There is nothing more beautiful in the world!
Leading
Well, Realist, it's your turn
The beauty of your speech awaits.
You just hold out your hand
Fix your eyes on the girl!
The hero approaches the birthday girl, theatrically holds out his hands to her
Realist
Well, my little fish,
Have I caught myself?
Leading
Criticism is out of luck
Raise your head high
You don't care about women
You made a vow to criticism.
You look at everyone dispassionately,
Speak like a prosecutor!
Critic
No, now the little fish are not the same
Here before - then, bvalo,
like this ( draws female figure in the air)
Leading
Psychologists, alas, do not lie:
Three points of view live
In any of us, but in that's the reason,
For a man to be a man!
When the hand is on the female waist.
CHRG №5 -2015
An old man was selling an old woman in the market
no one gave a ruble for an old woman
BUYER:
Your old woman is already sick
GRANDFATHER:
Damn sick, just trouble!
BUYER:
But what about in bed? Did you give for a long time?
GRANDFATHER
Yes, what's the use of her, lies like a log.
LEADING
One guy took pity on the old man.
BOY:
Papa, your hand is not easy!
Let me stand with your grandmother.
And we'll sell your old woman.
GRANDFATHER:
Hold on, honey, hold on. Sell if you're smart.
BUYER:
Sell the old one!
BOY
Buy if you're rich! Old woman look, Not an old woman but a treasure!!!
BUYER:
Yes, it hurts your old woman is thin!
BOY
The view is not kasist. And smart in bed!
BUYER:
How much does the old woman read about sex?
BOY:
Yes, there is a lot of reading and practice!
BUYER:
Does your grandmother have breasts, and a butt?
BOY:
Oh, all the grandmother's delights can not be counted!
BUYER:
Yes, something gloomy your old woman!
BOY:
You bring a hundred grams, you can’t hold it, then!
LEADING:
The old man looked at his old woman
GRANDFATHER:
Why am I ....... Selling you?
I will not sell my old woman to anyone,
You need such a sex bomb yourself!
Leading:
The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it,
A lesson for you, babes.
Guys to love you
On the hands to carry you,
Don't lie like a log in bed
Every husband to please!
Grandmothers on the bench
Youth scares me.
All cast-offs are put on.
In the holes of jackets and pants -
Why haven't you found new ones?
We were young too
They flaunted as best they could!
From old curtains sewed skirts,
But they didn’t go to hell.
Youth is weak on the ears:
Loud love to listen to songs.
Do not sing there - they say
And knock, knock, knock!
We were young too
And they walked until dawn.
Had at least one accordion
They sang to such songs!
The youth are losing their shame!
Everywhere sits in an embrace!
And kiss in public.
Completely unraveled!
We were young too.
Guys guarded our honor.
Be careful before marriage
You can't even touch!
And the guys' hair
Everything is getting longer.
I overtook the girl
I looked back - a beard!
We were young too
Only there were no gray hairs,
The girls were painted with a braid,
The boys cut their hair.
We condemn the youth
Where else can you find it?
Time does not stand still
And we all change together:
We learned to grumble
And they are right to download.
How to disagree with you?
Time is running very fast.
Look at our grandchildren
Only were in crawlers
And now they are standing in a tie,
Who's in heels.
Grandchildren are our joy
Grandchildren are our life.
CHRG №7 - 2010 (p.49)
Straighten, guests, shoulders,
Chest forward and congratulations
Light ___________ happy anniversary,
Hug and kiss!
Chorus
Gray-eyed girl -
beauty - soul!
We will forget today
How many years have you lived.
We wish our _____________
So that spring blooms in the soul!
Chorus
One, two, three viburnum!
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed girl -
Be there always!
For you now, dear,
Let's drink together to the bottom,
So that you live and do not know
About sadness never!
Chorus
One, two, three viburnum!
gray-eyed maiden
floating like a white swan!
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed girl -
Pour everyone a cup!
Straighten, guests, shoulders,
Chest forward and congratulations
Light ___________ happy anniversary,
Hug and kiss!
Chorus
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed girl, oh today is good!
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed girl -
beauty - soul!
We will forget today
How many years have you lived.
We wish our _____________
So that spring blooms in the soul!
Chorus
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed maiden, you are very dear to us!
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed girl -
Be there always!
For you now, dear,
Let's drink together to the bottom,
So that you live and do not know
About sadness never!
Chorus
One, two, three viburnum!
gray-eyed maiden
floating like a white swan!
One, two, three viburnum!
Gray-eyed girl -
Pour everyone a cup!
Potpourri of songs for pensioners
(last Stand)
We've been so long, we've been so long
didn't dance
We were just not up to discos
We've been at work for thirty years
plowed,
And now, finally, the work is put on hold!
Chorus
Let's dance! Let's sing!
After all, this holiday is arranged by us!
I want to live, breathe, love
And be always, friends, with you!
(Moscow windows)
Here again the sky is darkening high,
TV screens lit up
So evening and again
It's time for us all to rest
